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🦉⚡ Hogwarts Squad WHO?!

What. A. Week. Pure madness from the start.

It began, ofc, with no one telling me who was supposed to take me to Hogwarts. You’d think someone would care about the minor detail of a child finding a magic train, but no. Luckily, Peter PettigrOWL (yes, the psychotic owl who attacked me) refused to leave my side.

We got lost. Like, really lost. I walked in circles so many times I got dizzy. Somehow, we found the platform. Don’t ask how. It weirdly felt like a bonding experience with the feathery weirdo. So, 8/10.

When we arrived, Headmaster Bumbledore was waiting. She looked way too calm for someone who runs a school full of children with magic wands.

She gave me a tour, but I could barely focus, looking at the MOVING stairs: oh I’m SO going to skate on those.

Then we stopped at this tower with a door that had no handle or keyhole, just a bronze eagle that asked RIDDLES. WTH?? She solved it (flex) and told me to go in and wait; she’d bring a few new students.

And then I heard it.
That voice.
That horrifyingly familiar voice.

No. Way.
MY SISTER.
WEARING A RAVENCLAW ROBE.

She ran up to hug me. HELL NO.



I swear my soul tried to leave my body. I CANNOT stand her. Even Mom left her behind to go on tour, and that says A LOT.

I started yelling about leaving and never coming back when another voice cut in:
“Mix, stop whining.”

I turned, and there she was. Moon. My first friend. Auntie June's daughter. Standing next to Bumbledore with her little sis, unbothered.

“Dramatic much? Shut up already.”

That shut me up FAST. Anything for Moon.

Hogwarts had just gotten bearable, despite my crazy sis there.

Later that evening, they shoved the disgusting talking hat on my head to sort me. It didn't even hesitate:



"GRYFFINDOR!”

Ofc. The brave. The bold. The unhinged.
Not a useless nerd, like Alya.

And I proved it FAST in the coming days.. TBC