E. Simon

E. is 58 years old. He is the Smooth Operator of Burgers, Lobster and Cash. E. is also known as "Jack". E. is located in Paris at Gangsta Fuckin'in love PA.

E. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Frostveil Madness of 144

10
192441
12/14/2024

4392

Top 10 Office Espionage Gauntlet Award

20
192321
12/9/2024

2205

Participated in 25 activities

20
192200
12/4/2024

40109

4000 zombies killed

35
191984
11/25/2024

9150

Killed 2000 zombies

30
191962
11/24/2024

14321

Killed 1000 zombies

25
191959
11/24/2024

19507

Killed 500 zombies

20
191958
11/24/2024

25120

Killed 100 zombies

15
191958
11/24/2024

40319

Killed my first zombie

10
191958
11/24/2024

69252

Corporate Espionage

10
189630
8/19/2024

4244

Pharmaceutical Felony

10
189294
8/5/2024

4628

Played the game 8 years

10
188356
6/27/2024

20969

Bank Job Gauntlet Winner!

30
186777
4/22/2024

890

Top 10 Bank Job Gauntlet Award

20
186609
4/15/2024

2249

Under the Radar II

20
186295
4/2/2024

4163

The Bank Job

10
186295
4/2/2024

4317

Cantus Cactus Viginti

10
186102
3/25/2024

14690

Visited the Shifty Underground Club

20
185981
3/20/2024

2909

Looking for Sevens!

10
185981
3/20/2024

2745

Turned in 5 challenges

10
185309
2/21/2024

36061

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
185021
2/9/2024

17870

The Office

10
184997
2/8/2024

6603

Top 10 Record Studio Gauntlet Award

20
184929
2/5/2024

2277

Attended a release party

10
184791
1/30/2024

41228

Hill Street Heist

10
184735
1/28/2024

3583

Going Postal

10
174494
11/27/2022

6894

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award

20
172497
9/5/2022

3019

Played the game 6 years

10
170832
6/28/2022

30622

Threw Down the Gauntlet

10
169732
5/13/2022

5566

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
166893
1/14/2022

25746

Winter Games Year 124

10
166256
12/19/2021

9086

Completed 100 Heists

20
165534
11/19/2021

5775

Crashed a release party

10
165141
11/2/2021

39113

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
162861
7/30/2021

41175

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
162861
7/30/2021

65207

His Master's Voice

10
161524
6/5/2021

6753

High as a Kite

10
154377
8/11/2020

11573

Got married!

20
153452
7/3/2020

75225

Played the game 4 years

10
153312
6/28/2020

44881

Mastered my first trick!

10
144068
6/8/2019

25848

420 Superfriendly

10
143846
5/30/2019

11015

High Times

10
143846
5/30/2019

34778

Became a parent for the first time

20
143445
5/13/2019

97805

Pulled off my first trick!

10
142803
4/17/2019

40843

Broke out of jail

20
142413
3/31/2019

9345

Took the easy way out

10
142346
3/29/2019

3036

Wanted Criminal

10
142346
3/29/2019

11742

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
141673
3/1/2019

35639

Participated in 5 activities

10
141237
2/10/2019

68135

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
140258
1/1/2019

9881

Bubba University Alumni

10
139739
12/10/2018

21543

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
139737
12/10/2018

29397

Played the game 2 years

10
139334
11/23/2018

68292

Played the game 1 year

10
139334
11/23/2018

85726

Played the game 1 month

10
139334
11/23/2018

135018

Played the game 1 week

10
139334
11/23/2018

147638

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
137640
9/14/2018

7747

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136906
8/14/2018

9045

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
134686
5/13/2018

10494

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
134622
5/11/2018

249588

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
132011
1/22/2018

17608

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
131781
1/12/2018

20770

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
131721
1/10/2018

23312

Celebrated New Year

10
131699
1/9/2018

490204

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
131673
1/8/2018

58462

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
131665
1/8/2018

484669

Celebrated Halloween

10
131498
1/1/2018

545937

The Blizzard of 98

10
131209
12/20/2017

10256

320GB

10
131075
12/14/2017

9097

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
131039
12/12/2017

17219

Tomb Raider

10
131039
12/12/2017

4106

5000 days!

10
130992
12/11/2017

53872

Completed 10 Heists

10
130495
11/20/2017

11164

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
130409
11/16/2017

18805

Know when to fold 'em

10
130409
11/16/2017

16956

Turned in my first challenge

10
130409
11/16/2017

61250

Played the city lottery

10
130114
11/4/2017

71776

Under the Radar III

30
130109
11/4/2017

6516

Ma Baker's Pride

20
130109
11/4/2017

6529

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
130109
11/4/2017

6436

Completed my first guide

10
130076
11/2/2017

230666

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
129965
10/29/2017

48166

Walked Through the Forest

15
129964
10/29/2017

96565

Under the Radar

10
129741
10/19/2017

17785

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
129741
10/19/2017

13728

Completed My First Heist

10
129741
10/19/2017

22565

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
129475
10/8/2017

34746

Know when to hold 'em

10
129475
10/8/2017

36279

Became VIP

10
127504
7/18/2017

181703