E. Simon
E. is 58 years old.
He is the Smooth Operator of Burgers, Lobster and Cash.
E. is also known as "Jack".
E. is located in Paris at Gangsta Fuckin'in love PA.
E. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.
Where else should my shotgun point at? Not its fault if you're so tall.*Makes his shotgun nod*
Achievements
Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.
|
Achievement |
Pts. |
Date |
People |
|
Frostveil Madness of 144 |
10 |
192441
12/14/2024 |
4392 |
|
Top 10 Office Espionage Gauntlet Award |
20 |
192321
12/9/2024 |
2205 |
|
Participated in 25 activities |
20 |
192200
12/4/2024 |
40109 |
|
4000 zombies killed |
35 |
191984
11/25/2024 |
9150 |
|
Killed 2000 zombies |
30 |
191962
11/24/2024 |
14321 |
|
Killed 1000 zombies |
25 |
191959
11/24/2024 |
19507 |
|
Killed 500 zombies |
20 |
191958
11/24/2024 |
25120 |
|
Killed 100 zombies |
15 |
191958
11/24/2024 |
40319 |
|
Killed my first zombie |
10 |
191958
11/24/2024 |
69252 |
|
Corporate Espionage |
10 |
189630
8/19/2024 |
4244 |
|
Pharmaceutical Felony |
10 |
189294
8/5/2024 |
4628 |
|
Played the game 8 years |
10 |
188356
6/27/2024 |
20969 |
|
Bank Job Gauntlet Winner! |
30 |
186777
4/22/2024 |
890 |
|
Top 10 Bank Job Gauntlet Award |
20 |
186609
4/15/2024 |
2249 |
|
Under the Radar II |
20 |
186295
4/2/2024 |
4163 |
|
The Bank Job |
10 |
186295
4/2/2024 |
4317 |
|
Cantus Cactus Viginti |
10 |
186102
3/25/2024 |
14690 |
|
Visited the Shifty Underground Club |
20 |
185981
3/20/2024 |
2909 |
|
Looking for Sevens! |
10 |
185981
3/20/2024 |
2745 |
|
Turned in 5 challenges |
10 |
185309
2/21/2024 |
36061 |
|
Everybody be cool, this is a robbery! |
10 |
185021
2/9/2024 |
17870 |
|
The Office |
10 |
184997
2/8/2024 |
6603 |
|
Top 10 Record Studio Gauntlet Award |
20 |
184929
2/5/2024 |
2277 |
|
Attended a release party |
10 |
184791
1/30/2024 |
41228 |
|
Hill Street Heist |
10 |
184735
1/28/2024 |
3583 |
|
Going Postal |
10 |
174494
11/27/2022 |
6894 |
|
Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award |
20 |
172497
9/5/2022 |
3019 |
|
Played the game 6 years |
10 |
170832
6/28/2022 |
30622 |
|
Threw Down the Gauntlet |
10 |
169732
5/13/2022 |
5566 |
|
Tin Wedding Anniversary |
10 |
166893
1/14/2022 |
25746 |
|
Winter Games Year 124 |
10 |
166256
12/19/2021 |
9086 |
|
Completed 100 Heists |
20 |
165534
11/19/2021 |
5775 |
|
Crashed a release party |
10 |
165141
11/2/2021 |
39113 |
|
Wood Wedding Anniversary |
10 |
162861
7/30/2021 |
41175 |
|
Cotton Wedding Anniversary |
10 |
162861
7/30/2021 |
65207 |
|
His Master's Voice |
10 |
161524
6/5/2021 |
6753 |
|
High as a Kite |
10 |
154377
8/11/2020 |
11573 |
|
Got married! |
20 |
153452
7/3/2020 |
75225 |
|
Played the game 4 years |
10 |
153312
6/28/2020 |
44881 |
|
Mastered my first trick! |
10 |
144068
6/8/2019 |
25848 |
|
420 Superfriendly |
10 |
143846
5/30/2019 |
11015 |
|
High Times |
10 |
143846
5/30/2019 |
34778 |
|
Became a parent for the first time |
20 |
143445
5/13/2019 |
97805 |
|
Pulled off my first trick! |
10 |
142803
4/17/2019 |
40843 |
|
Broke out of jail |
20 |
142413
3/31/2019 |
9345 |
|
Took the easy way out |
10 |
142346
3/29/2019 |
3036 |
|
Wanted Criminal |
10 |
142346
3/29/2019 |
11742 |
|
Enjoyed group sex for the first time. |
10 |
141673
3/1/2019 |
35639 |
|
Participated in 5 activities |
10 |
141237
2/10/2019 |
68135 |
|
The Christmas Thief of 104 |
10 |
140258
1/1/2019 |
9881 |
|
Bubba University Alumni |
10 |
139739
12/10/2018 |
21543 |
|
Do not pass go, do not collect $200 |
10 |
139737
12/10/2018 |
29397 |
|
Played the game 2 years |
10 |
139334
11/23/2018 |
68292 |
|
Played the game 1 year |
10 |
139334
11/23/2018 |
85726 |
|
Played the game 1 month |
10 |
139334
11/23/2018 |
135018 |
|
Played the game 1 week |
10 |
139334
11/23/2018 |
147638 |
|
Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra |
10 |
137640
9/14/2018 |
7747 |
|
Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
136906
8/14/2018 |
9045 |
|
Mastered the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
134686
5/13/2018 |
10494 |
|
Celebrated Valentine's Day |
10 |
134622
5/11/2018 |
249588 |
|
Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
132011
1/22/2018 |
17608 |
|
Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
131781
1/12/2018 |
20770 |
|
Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra |
10 |
131721
1/10/2018 |
23312 |
|
Celebrated New Year |
10 |
131699
1/9/2018 |
490204 |
|
Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time |
10 |
131673
1/8/2018 |
58462 |
|
Snuggled for the first time with my loved one |
10 |
131665
1/8/2018 |
484669 |
|
Celebrated Halloween |
10 |
131498
1/1/2018 |
545937 |
|
The Blizzard of 98 |
10 |
131209
12/20/2017 |
10256 |
|
320GB |
10 |
131075
12/14/2017 |
9097 |
|
Escaped the long arm of the law. |
10 |
131039
12/12/2017 |
17219 |
|
Tomb Raider |
10 |
131039
12/12/2017 |
4106 |
|
5000 days! |
10 |
130992
12/11/2017 |
53872 |
|
Completed 10 Heists |
10 |
130495
11/20/2017 |
11164 |
|
Reached my Hand Limit. |
10 |
130409
11/16/2017 |
18805 |
|
Know when to fold 'em |
10 |
130409
11/16/2017 |
16956 |
|
Turned in my first challenge |
10 |
130409
11/16/2017 |
61250 |
|
Played the city lottery |
10 |
130114
11/4/2017 |
71776 |
|
Under the Radar III |
30 |
130109
11/4/2017 |
6516 |
|
Ma Baker's Pride |
20 |
130109
11/4/2017 |
6529 |
|
Thomas Crown goes to the Museum |
10 |
130109
11/4/2017 |
6436 |
|
Completed my first guide |
10 |
130076
11/2/2017 |
230666 |
|
Nightmare at 20,000 Feet |
5 |
129965
10/29/2017 |
48166 |
|
Walked Through the Forest |
15 |
129964
10/29/2017 |
96565 |
|
Under the Radar |
10 |
129741
10/19/2017 |
17785 |
|
Let's do Pierre Hotel next! |
10 |
129741
10/19/2017 |
13728 |
|
Completed My First Heist |
10 |
129741
10/19/2017 |
22565 |
|
In Ma Baker We Trust |
10 |
129475
10/8/2017 |
34746 |
|
Know when to hold 'em |
10 |
129475
10/8/2017 |
36279 |
|
Became VIP |
10 |
127504
7/18/2017 |
181703 |
|
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