J. Goodwillie

J. is 74 years old. He is the Lead Singer of El Niño. J. is also known as "Jeremiah". The whereabouts of J. are unknown.

J. likes to keep stealthy during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Description: When in doubt, just rub this ring between your hands for a few seconds and throw it to a security guard. Nobody knows why the guard gets so distracted, but it burns, burns, burns and works every single time (at least in the movies). This item was chosen as a favorite in season one of Crīminālis Couture.
Category: Underground Market
Size/Encumbrance: 1%
Produced: Mass-produced