N. Situnayake-Cameron

N. is 60 years old. He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch. N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'". N. is located in London at Main Street 34.

N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

The Sasquatch And The Kumquatch...

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Song Details

The Sasquatch And The Kumquatch... is Floorfiller music in tempo Adagio. The music is mind melting and the lyrics are GOD SMACKING. The song was written 3/17/2018 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 86
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Pop
Owner: Nargol K & The Kumquatch
First Revealed: 3/19/2018

Dominant Instruments

Turntable System
Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals
Acoustic Guitar

Special Lyrics

The Sasquatch and the Kumquatsch...

Way there over yonder
in Iowa's darkest woods
there lives a natural wonder
a creature crude but good

And though it's awfully hairy
and has enormous feet
it doesn't fairly scare me
this funky Phantom Beast

A voice that roars like thunder
and eyes as green as newts
like once Prince Alexander
one of those Trojan dudes

It feeds on dingleberries
to it that's such a feast
but freshly popping cherries
it won't enjoy the least

Some folk call it a monster
with The Devil in cahoots
the scourge of the Midwestern Frontier
who pillages and loots

But I challenge them to dare me
to tempt it for a squeeze
because this legendary
furry friend won't make me wheeze

(ten feet tall apelike figure appears on stage and attempts to strangle Nigel, but then it changes it primitive mind and starts humping his leg instead)

You may have guessed the awesome reason
by the giant's fuzzy chin
why I aint endangered by this species
as it's my beloved mortal sin
who's known throughout all hunting season
by the name of Emberlynn ...

(strippers dressed in yeti and bigfoot costumes appear on stage behind the band and start poledancing and lapdancing and taking off their suits, while Nige & Em do the Wild Thang on the catwalk)




All rights reserved, fair use only by permission from the author 2018

Covers

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