N. Situnayake-Cameron

N. is 60 years old. He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch. N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'". N. is located in London at Main Street 34.

N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

The Jolly Spermwhale

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Song Details

The Jolly Spermwhale is Floorfiller music in tempo Moderato. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are incredible. The song was written 1/9/2008 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is incredible.

Fame: 90
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Pop
Owner: NIgel C & The Cumshots
First Revealed: 1/9/2008 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Electric Guitar
Turntable System
Backup Vocals

Special Lyrics

She waaaaaaas a jolly spermwhale
fat as a tub of lard
as horney as a slimy snail
but she had a golden heart

she was as large as a houseboat
and she loved the hoot and hoon
but one thing that she loved the most
was her ass to be harpooned

she waaaaaaas a jolly spermwhale
as happy as a retard
as racey as a donkey's tail
but she had a gooooolden heart

One day our jolly spermwhale
go washed upon the beach
so she got drunk on a barrel of ale
and smoked a pound of weed

the coppers had to drag her
back into the sea at night
but not before they had her
harpooned with all their might

She was such a joooooolly spermwhale
as huge as a garbagetruck
but she had something under her tail
that was the greatest falderalderalderal


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Covers

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