N. Situnayake-Cameron
N. is 60 years old.
He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch.
N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'".
N. is located in London at Main Street 34.
N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.
I Aint Never Gonna Be No Backdoor Bandit Dammit !
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Song Details
I Aint Never Gonna Be No Backdoor Bandit Dammit ! is Floorfiller music in tempo Allegro. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are incredible. The song was written 2/18/2008 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is incredible.
| Fame: |
84 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Pop |
| Owner: |
NIgel C & The Cumshots |
| First Revealed: |
2/18/2008 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed. |
Dominant Instruments
Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals
Special Lyrics
(Nigel C and The Cumshots enter the stage dressed like very 'manly' sterotypes like an American Footballplayer, a Sailor and a Hells Angel. They sing in very butch 'redneck' accents. In the midst of the performance the Backdoor Bandits join them on stage dressed like pirates with bottomlesspants and rip off the outfits 'Janet and Justin Style' to reveal very stereotypical 'gay'clothes underneath like latex pants, see through tops, Freddy Mercury's I Want To Break Free skirt etc. The performance ends in a huge bisexual orgy on stage, except for 'Don In Denial' who sits on the side of the stage pretending to pout untill Rex Seduces him into dancing the Tango together)
I aint never gonna be no
Backdoor Bandit Dammit
I don't swing that way
I aint never gonna be no
Backdoor Bandit Dammit
I aint never gonna be no gay
I am so super manly
I am so superbutch
give me some boobs and fanny
give me some tits and cootch
I am so mucho macho
I aint never gonna be no queer
give me a pack of nachos
and an icecold can of beer
(The Backdoor Bandits enter the stage)
We will forever all be
Backdoor Bandits Dammit
The whole world swings both ways
We will forever all be
Backdoor Bandits Dammit
Everybody is a little bit gay
Don't need to be homophobic
or swallow a big fork
unless you find that erotic
and you like to plug your butt with a cork
It's all so bloody pathetic
to condemn someone for how he or she feels
in fact it's blatantly stupid
and it seems like you have something to conceal
Everybody wi;ll forever be
Backdoor Bandits Dammit
Everybody is a little bit queer
Now pass me that bag
of chili nachos dammit
and where is my icecold can of beer.
(Disclaimer : these lyrics are ofcourse strictly in the spirit of roleplaying and have no intention of ridiculing homosexual people, Football players, Sailors, Mechanics, Rednecks, Pirats etc and they also do not represent any possible real life sexual preferences of any member of Nigel C & The Cumshots or The Backdoor Bandits. In other words : We believe it's okay to be gay, but that doesnt make us gay or gives us the duty to advocate or actively emancipate homosexuality. In fact we dont give a damn where you stick or lick it as long as it involves consenting adult human beings)
Covers
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