N. Situnayake-Cameron

N. is 62 years old. He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch. N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'". N. is located in London at Main Street 34.

N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

The Earlie Bird Catches The Snake ...

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Song Details

The music is above average and the lyrics are above average. The song was written 6/22/2005 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 86
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 20
Genre: None
Owner: NIgel C & The Cumshots
First Revealed: 6/22/2005 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

This song has no instruments. It was possible to write songs without instruments in the early days of this game. This is no longer possible.

Special Lyrics

(Nigel , with a Dr Demento type voice introduction:)

Come in all ye people
into my circus of illusion
a place that will lead you
into great confusion

check your virtues and morals
at the door if you please
and accept that in here
you'll be tricked and decieved

but that will be pleasant
to your senses my friend
and you will be quite
satisfied in the end

so come in, be seated
relax and unwind
and I'll take you on a voyage
beyond space and time

(up tempo oriental drums and brass/woodwind)

Once upon a time and place
a young girl with a funny face
was lost in the jungles of Bangla Desh
her name was Miss Earlie Lopes

Now this little lady was sharp of wits
and had fully outgrown to be a kid
wich resulted in voluminous female features
wich attracted all sorts of eager creatures

The elephant, the tiger, and the swinging monkeys
were all silently stalking her through the foliage
and were deciding who would be first
to jump that delicious looking bird

Now I'm going to let you in on a little secret
allthough I solemnly promised to keep it
but the animals prowling for their prize
were actally deities in disguise !

Oh what a stupid mistake to make
I forgot tell you there was also a snake
and since this song is allready getting to long
I have to hurry and move along

So all I can do is keep it short
also to prevent you from getting bored
Earlie and the snake had a good conversation
wich ended in mutual infatuation

The snake then revealed himself to be
the god of divine sexuality
so they snuggled happily ever after
and Earlie went home without her garters

Now I hope this story pleased you well
and if it didnt you can go to hell
but if it did we are gladly inclined
to invite you to our next pantomime

For now we bid you all farewell
as we must retreat to study new spells
wich soon will enchant you in another mysterie
and what it is ? That's another story !


IHF productions 2005