N. Situnayake-Cameron
N. is 60 years old.
He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch.
N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'".
N. is located in London at Main Street 34.
N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.
Hormonology 101
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Song Details
Hormonology 101 is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Moderato. The music is mind melting and the lyrics are perfect. The song was written 8/19/2008 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
48 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
20 |
| Genre: |
Pop |
| Owner: |
NIgel C & The Cumshots |
| First Revealed: |
8/19/2008 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed. |
Dominant Instruments
Lead Vocals
Special Lyrics
(Nigel makes spooky sounds with his turntable set while Jess quotes this nonsense from an internet print out : )
"Did you know you can predict virtually every aspect of your day based solely on your hormone cycle? It's true! Here are just a few of the many things you can expect throughout your monthly cycle...
On Day 1: You're a whiz at brainstorming and planning new projects.
On Day 7: You're upbeat, eloquent, confident and chatty.
On Day 13: You're flirty, daring and want to try new activities.
On Day 19: You're mellow, relaxed and feel like sprucing up your home.
On Day 23: Your intuition is sharper and you're a tad concerned about money.
On Day 28: Your creativity is high and you're feeling introspective.
And it's all because of your hormones.
How does Hormonology work?
Your hormones have a powerful impact on virtually every aspect of your day—your mood, how you spend money, how you feel about your relationship, what kind of person you're attracted to, your libido and ease of orgasm, your energy level, how social you feel, how sharp your memory and concentration are, foods you crave and lots, lots more.
Once you know how your hormones affect you every day, you know what your day is going to be like. Then, you can plan your life more easily and effectively than ever before. Hormonology shows you how.
With Hormonology you'll learn how to use your hormone cycle to make every day better. Plus, you'll learn the best days of your cycle to do practically everything such as:
Ask for a raise
Flirt with your crush
Schedule your wedding
Have the most fulfilling sex
Go shopping
Plan a vacation
Break in new shoes
And lots more! "
Nigel and Jess both exclaim : "sod that bullshit , lets just snuggle !"
(disclaimer : this is uncopyrighted, processed and modified material about the actual pseudoscience called Hormonology. There are many articles on the internet about it and millions of people more or less believe in the scientific truth of it. In fact it's all bullshit. Allthough ofcourse our hormones influence our moods and energy levels, there is no adequate 'system' to measure a direct influence on everyday tasks or significant activities of importance. Not more than the natural seasons, the stages of the moon or the flight of birds. Planning your life around this would be as rational and succesful as planning it around a newspaper horoscope)
Covers
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