N. Situnayake-Cameron

N. is 60 years old. He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch. N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'". N. is located in London at Main Street 34.

N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Sex, Cloggs 'n Rock 'n Roll (Tribute to the Dutch)

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Song Details

Sex, Cloggs 'n Rock 'n Roll (Tribute to the Dutch) is Generic music in tempo Andante. The music is awesome and the lyrics are wonderful. The song was written 11/26/2006 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 100
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Pop
Owner: NIgel C & The Cumshots
First Revealed: 11/26/2006 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals
Backup Vocals

Special Lyrics

(Nigel, Rex and Jess enter stage in traditional dutch clothing, including wooden shoes, smoking big fat joints, during the performance they strip eachother off their clothes. They sing with crazy german and scandinavian accents)

(slightly to the tune of Ian Dury's Sex 'n Drugs 'n Rock 'n Roll, may the Schlong be with him)


Sex and cloggs and rock 'n roll
doobeedoobeedooobee
that precisely says it all
doobeedoobeedoo

Look at me up here
living in my windmill
please toss me a beer
a heineken or pigswill
because I'm far too lazy
to even kill a baby
it comes from smoking all this pot
allthough I still believe in God

Sex and cloggs and rock 'n roll
lalalalalaaaala
you are big and we are small
we don't think it's fair ay all

Look at us down here
scraping all that money
all married men are queer
and we're talking funny
every girl's a prostitute
but our cheeses still smell good
ay ay yippie yippie yay
for them folk by the Zuyderzee


Come lets go iceskating
or stick our fingers in the dikes
perform some euthenasia
or pagan Saint Nicholas rites
join us in our swamps
the rain is allways warm
Come on let's get stoned
and watch some legal porn !

Sex 'n cloggs 'n rock 'n roll
nananananaaana
we're gonna score the winning goal
nanananananaaaaaaaa !


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