R. Augustine
R. is 90 years old.
He is the Lead Singer of Ren & the Echoes.
R. is located in London at Highway 99 Studio.
R. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.
Monkey Fuckin' a Coconut
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Song Details
Monkey Fuckin' a Coconut is Singalong music in tempo Moderato. The music is perfect and the lyrics are GOD SMACKING. The song was written 11/27/2006 by R. Augustine. The originality is great.
| Fame: |
46 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
20 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Hadji & the Turbans |
| First Revealed: |
11/27/2006 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed. |
Dominant Instruments
Lead Vocals
Drums
Bass Guitar
Electric Guitar
Backup Vocals
Special Lyrics
Oh it started like any other morn' that I had known,
stepped outside and took a whiff of seabreeze be blown.
Then from behind I heard a clank, me weapon I took to hand.
They tells me " Off the bloody ship, Augustine, we be leavin' ya on land. "
" Woe to ye who cross yer cap'n " I howled in me rage.
Took n'ar forty men at arms to place me in thar cage.
Oh it started like any other morn' that I had known,
stepped outside and took a whiff of seabreeze be blown.
Then from behind I heard a clank, me weapon I took to hand.
They tells me " Off the bloody ship, Captain Clap, we be leavin' ya on land. "
" Woe to ye who cross yer cap'n " I howled in me rage.
Took n'ar forty men at arms to put me in thar cage.
Dark and dreary, me prison I knew it so
placed men in there to rot fer tryin' to touch me gold.
Knew it well, I shur did, I even knew the way
to unlock the door and let me sneak away!
So after that be done I snuck away for sure,
on the fishin' boat I paddled, storms I did endure.
Till a shark did cross me way, and ho! unarmed was I!
In the water we tossed and tangled, till 'e took me eye!
Washed upon the shore ye see, washed up near a port.
Good thing too ya' see, fer it was not time to abort
Me ship, me men, and the traitors would soon meet thar end.
I gathered me a new crew and ship, and make it me last stand!
A'sailin' we now went in search of me old ship,
and across the salty seas we sailed till once we heard a tip!
" That Hacker been a'sailin' through this port not long ago! "
That Hacker be me mutinous first mate, and that I did now know!
Full speed ahead to that mutinous wretched wench!
My thirst for blood, t'was time to quench!
" Incoming ship, cap'n Hacker! " I heard
from young shipmate Reynolds, and her drasted bird!
" Take 'im down, t'is that wretched man Ren!
Fire the cannons, I want his head! "
But the cannons did not fire for I had a spy of my own.
Little Troy Augustine sabotaged the boat!
So cannons I aimed, and fired at will!
And when the blasting was over and the sea stood still. . .
the boat was sinking, the smoke drifted away
and now off to me son, I had to go save!
Into the water as my men did fire,
I jumped with all me might to save me child.
When I arose t'was young Hacker standing on a plank
A sword at me neck, the smell of blood it stank.
" Stalemate me rival, you destroy me ship and I have your life " ( Hacker )
" Yarr, had ye not been soon cruel ye could o' made a good wife! "
But then again to rescue me,
Young Troy Augustine shot down me enemy!
And together we swam back to me ship,
and when we climbed up I put me hand on me hip
" T'was a good fight you put up me ol' first mate. . .
but now it seems our son has sealed your fate! "
Hacker: I didn't like that story, ass.
Ren: Too bad!
Reynolds: What the hell?! I didn't even get to do anything!
Covers
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