P. Bastard

P. is 43 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at The Beer Keep.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*

My bitch

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Song Details

My bitch is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Vivace. The music is perfect and the lyrics are incredible. The song was written 6/2/2009 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 72
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Punk Rock
Owner: Bastardization
First Revealed: 6/2/2009 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Bass Guitar
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Rapper

Special Lyrics

[This is my best song ever!]


She is hot,
yeah,
she is mine,
yeah,
she is brown,
yeah,
and has big puppy eyes,
yeah.

We play together,
yeah,
in the parks,
yeah,
she has smelly farts,
yeah,
she eats bad food,
yeah,
and she's not rude,
yeah.
She listens,
yeah,
obeys,
yeah,
hears all I say.

She licks my balls,
yeah,
I throw marbles,
yeah,
at her nose,
yeah,
when she's being a whore,
yeah.

I give her scraps off the table,
yeah,
and she's grateful,
yeah,
then I rub her belly,
yeah,
she's my ally,
yeah.

Cuz this bitch is mine mine mine,
I'm not giving her out for a dime, dime.
She's mine, mine, my bitch,
only one who can scratch my itch.

My bitch! My bitch!

She follows me around,
yeah,
like stuck on glue,
yeah,
and I pick up her poo,
yeah,
when we make our round,
yeah.

We can walk for miles,
yeah,
talk for hours,
yeah,
she listens,
yeah,
and barks,
yeah,
confirming my words,
yeah,
but when she gets angry,
yeah,
her bite hurts,
yeah.

Cuz this bitch is mine mine mine,
I'm not giving her out for a dime, dime.
She's mine, mine, my bitch,
only one who can scratch my itch.

Bitch bitch, don't bite the hand that feeds,
you'll never find an owner just like me.
Bitch bitch bitch,
come and lay your furry head on my leg,
let me scratch that itch.

Bitch bitch bitch.

*song ends*

*turns to the crowd*
Please, one applause! *crowd claps*
OK, one more *crowd claps*
Ugh, not good enough *face full of ecstasy* One more applause! *crowd continues to clap*

*face of enjoyment* OK, one .... more *crowd is annoyed but continues to clap*
Oh, oh mama... wait wait *face like his gonna cum* ONE MORE!
*crowd claps*
Oooooh maaaan, oh yes yes! WAIT! Not good enough! Say: "Phil you're god!" *audience starts laughing and repeats it*
Clap while you're saying it!! *audience claps*
LOUDER LOUDER!!! FASTER!!! *starts moaning on the stage while audience follows his commands*
OOOOH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! *grabs his crotch*
OK, that was nice! *smile from ear to ear* You were a GSG audience!

*gets off the stage to change his boxer shorts*

Covers

This song is being performed as a cover by the following artists: