P. Bastard
P. is 43 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at The Beer Keep.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Fuck x-mas
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Song Details
Fuck x-mas is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Presto. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are revolutionary. The song was written 12/24/2010 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
76 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
2/17/2011 |
Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Drums
Backup Vocals
Special Lyrics
Hate the rush,
hate the traffic jams,
hate the nervous breakdowns,
hate the weather,
hate the rain,
hate the flashing knobs,
hate the fuckin' white snow,
hate the trees,
the perfect ones, leaning to left,
hate the decorations,
making my eyes bleed.
Hate the money expenses,
hate my woman, she rides my credit card,
lets buy this for her,
lets buy this for him,
they won't appreciate it anyway.
Hate the taxi driver pulling by,
asking for instructions about the road I'm on,
hate the fat asshole I had to yell at,
when he lied,
he's not cutting the line,
that never sits on me fine.
Hate x-mas for many reasons,
consumerism,
panics,
false happiness,
deadlines,
nervous sellers waiting to finally go home,
food we'll dispose,
drunk friends banging on my door,
family secrets that reveal,
when we're hammered and stoned for real,
hate xmas out of many reasons,
mostly cuz the rainy seasons,
nothing on the tv,
re-run after another,
till you're stuck staring at the x-mas tree,
that make my eyes bleed.
Fireworks, maybe firing my gun,
for the kids to enjoy,
cuz that's my fav toy.
Prancing jerks, I'll work till my balls drop,
to repay the debt we'll be in,
but damn it to hell,
I love it all.
I love when I get drunk and stoned,
fall on the bed and get a blowjob
"Thank you hubby, you're the best,
this is the best fest!"
Xmas, eh... fuck it!
But be a jerk every year
spend you hard earned doe,
watch the money go,
and count the bills,
bang your head against the wall,
cuz I'm just like you,
a sucker for it too.