P. Bastard

P. is 43 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

An ode to Lassie

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Song Details

An ode to Lassie is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Moderato. The music is revolutionary and the lyrics are mind melting. The song was written 1/2/2011 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 91
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Punk Rock
Owner: Bastardization
First Revealed: 7/18/2011

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Electric Guitar
Drums
Backup Vocals

Special Lyrics

You were stabbed,
slaughtered and that drove me mad,
trying to patch you up,
but you kept farting air,
as I drilled more holes,
waiting to fill your only one.

Babe you're fantastic,
nuthin but plastic,
Lassie my bitch,
scratch my itch.

We spend time talking,
cuddling, drinking and fucking,
I hold your hand when I need something,
you give me all or nothing.

You me to your toy house,
it's small but very nice,
I squish it under my ass,
and you roll the dice,
offer to maybe play some chess or cards,
and we laugh like two retards,
when I get you high, fill your hole with weed,
then spice it up with my seed,
bliss, no condoms or contraception,
with you all is real, no deception.

Babe you're fantastic,
nuthin but plastic,
Lassie my bitch,
scratch my itch.

One thing is true, we don't actually fuck,
cuz you're shit outta luck,
a really an old model, you're out of date,
and we will never mate,
but I won't ditch you just like that,
cuz we went thru a lot.
Jealous women screaming and stabbing your back,
while you could never attack,
I'd save you from their evil clutches,
and focus you on my touches.

Lets spend another 20 years together,
lets fight thru all time and weather,
the connection we have, no one can break or tame or stop.

Record Releases

Philophobia