P. Bastard
P. is 43 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Folks I piss off make a cute face
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Song Details
Folks I piss off make a cute face is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Moderato. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 2/24/2012 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
94 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
6/10/2012 |
Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Drums
Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals
Special Lyrics
[drunk, hiccups, holds his cock, singing into it]
I never said I'm the best,
but I am.
I never said I fucked your momma,
but I have.
I never said my cock is big,
I just like to show my gargantous stick,
and hide it in your momma, in and, oh yeah, out.
I never said I'm smart,
but you can see it from every movement of my tongue.
I never said I'm god,
but you still do what I want.
I never said I'm good,
cos I'm not a loser like you.
I never said I'm beautiful,
but even the mirror moans in delight.
I never said I'm sexy,
just that everything melts when I pass by.
I never said the ladies love me,
cos while I fuck the shite outta them, they have no time for talkie.
I never called you a retard,
cos that implies.
I never said I'm friendly,
but I welcome you with arms wide.
The thing is,
you don't even know me,
but you judge before you step up,
and you lose the game before it had begun,
cos I have no time to waste on your bullshit fake ass.
Maybe you should consider playing in the sandpit,
with your dolls and boys you're used to playing with.
Or you can do everyone a favor and choke on it bitch,
you won't be missed.
Altho, you make quite the face when you're angry,
it makes me even more hungry,
to cum on your dumbass face,
so you can continue with your retarded pace.
And run into another man,
who won't take your bullshit 'ttude,
just because I'm rude,
doesn't mean I'm your kind,
I own your ass,
so don't play with someone bigger than your own size.
I'm Phil Bastard, who the fuck are you?
No-thing.
Or maybe just another snotty diaper for wiping old men shitty asses,
so before you check me,
you betta check yourself first,
and think about the respect you should have,
cos it's not a right, it's a privilege when you talk to this man.
[lifts cock up, flips everyone off and burps, taking another beer]
FUCK YOU!