N. Muse

N. is 50 years old. She is a member of Dust. N. is located in London at The Mad House.

N. likes to party all night during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

Unicorn poop hair

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Song Details

Unicorn poop hair is Anthem music in tempo Vivace. The music is GOD SMACKING and the lyrics are GOD SMACKING. The song was written 4/3/2013 by N. Muse. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 87
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Heavy Metal
Owner: Blackened by the Sun
First Revealed: 4/11/2013

Dominant Instruments

Electric Guitar
Backup Vocals
Lead Vocals
Rapper

Special Lyrics

[Piano Intro fades into wailing, mournful guitars, and a gentle kick-snare rhythm]

*Irish croons*

I really love your hair, babe

The way it glistens in the light

Like a blazing unicorn's trail

You are a truly wondrous sight

I wanna hold you in my arms, girl

And tell you everything's alright

So lay down here beside me

I wanna be with you tonight

[Guitar builds to blistering speed, accompanied by punishing blast-beats]

*Shay bellows in a guttural, barely intelligible voice*

And then we...

FUCK! FUCK!

STICK IT IN YER BUTT!

TREAT YOU LIKE A HOLE!

YEAH, TREAT YOU LIKE A SLUT!

SCREW! SCREW!

THAT'S WHAT I’MMA DO!

PULL YOUR FUCKING HAIR

THAT LOOKS LIKE UNICORN POOOOOOOOOOOOP!!

[The music settles back into a ballad]

*Irish sings*

So say you’ll be my lady

I swear we’ll never be apart

When our bodies press together

I can feel the beating of your heart

So let me stroke the rainbow

That is your beautiful mane

I wanna make love by the fireside

And hear you whispering my name

[The tempo accelerates to a blistering pace again]

*Shay screams*

And then we...

HUMP! HUMP!

PUSH, AND POUND, AND PUMP!

HAND AROUND YER THROAT WHILE I SMACK YOU ON THE RUMP!

SCREW! SCREW!

THAT'S WHAT I’MMA DO!

PULL YOUR FUCKING HAIR

THAT LOOKS LIKE UNICORN POOOOOOOOOOOOP!!

[The tempo slows, and Nixie plays a wailing guitar solo that soars majestically for 30 seconds before finally settling into a complex bridge]

*Nixies purrs*

You’re so romantic

My heart’s so frantic

It will be yours forever more...

And yes, I love it

Nothing above it

When you give it to me raw...

[Guitars and drums build once more to a final wall of noise]

*Shay roars like an angry minotaur*

So then lets...

FUCK! FUCK!

STICK IT IN YER BUTT!

TREAT YOU LIKE A HOLE!

YEAH, TREAT YOU LIKE A SLUT!

HUMP! HUMP!

PUSH, AND POUND, AND PUMP!

HAND AROUND YER THROAT WHILE I SMACK YOU ON THE RUMP!

SCREW! SCREW!

BENDIN’ YOU IN TWO!

ANKLES ‘ROUND YER EARS

WHILE I’M SLAMMING INTO YOU!

SCREW! SCREW!

THAT'S WHAT I’MMA DO!

PULL YOUR FUCKING HAIR

THAT LOOKS LIKE UNICORN POOOOOOOOOOOOP!!

[The music shifts down-tempo into Doom Metal territory]

*Shay growls*

Pull your fucking hair...

Pull your fucking hair...

Pull your fucking hair that looks like unicorn pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!!