M. Bastard

M. is 34 years old. She is the Lead Singer of The Petting Zoo. M. is also known as "Accordionista". M. is located in Stockholm at Frank Blomdahl Minneslund.

M. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

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A Song About How Great Phil Is

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Song Details

A Song About How Great Phil Is is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Allegro. The music is mind melting and the lyrics are mind melting. The song was written 3/2/2015 by M. Bastard. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 100
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Classical
Owner: The Petting Zoo
First Revealed: 4/17/2015

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Accordion
Trumpet
Banjo

Special Lyrics

He's brave and he's bold
He's really quite old
But formaldehyde covers it up
He's wild and he's mad
They think that he's bad
But it's good bad when you get close up

Oh Phil! Phil!
You give me a thrill!
For you I would spill
Other's blood as I kill
I'd plummet downhill
For a taste of your pill
Oh fill me! Oh drill me! Oh Phil!

They call him the jester
And sometimes molester
They say he can be quite the sleaze
But if you're too boring
Then for all your imploring
He'll move on to the next little tease

Oh Phil! Phil!
You give me a thrill!
For you I would spill
Other's blood as I kill
I'd plummet downhill
For a taste of your pill
Oh fill me! Oh drill me! Oh Phil!

The crowds sometimes gather
And they get in a lather
At some scandal they hope to ignite
But at most he just plays them
Toys and then slays them
They're not worthy of earning his spite

Oh Phil! Phil!
You give me a thrill!
For you I would spill
Other's blood as I kill
I'd plummet downhill
For a taste of your pill
Oh fill me! Oh drill me! Oh Phil!