J. Wright

J. is 136 years old. J. is located in Helsinki at JW's BLACK Instruments.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to go to work in order to get ahead professionally.

The songs of J.

Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.

Known Songs Popularity Composed
Burping Contest 215 1863084/2/2024
Greedy Bastards 235 1856503/6/2024
Polishing A Turd 185 1850242/9/2024
Purple Nurple 375 18344412/5/2023
Sunglasses 350 18330911/29/2023
Never Drink In Moderation 500 18306311/19/2023
Feeling Like A Zombie 500 1684693/21/2022
Bleeding Heart 500 1683743/17/2022
Years 500 1682573/12/2022
You 500 1680093/2/2022
Oblivious 500 1677522/19/2022
Once Again 500 1676532/15/2022
Impotence Dance 500 1673952/4/2022
Barf 500 1672861/31/2022
Stuff 500 1671651/26/2022
Weirdos 500 1668431/12/2022
Strangers 500 1667441/8/2022
Crap Singing And Bashing A Banjo 500 1666251/3/2022
Shove That Banjo Up Your Ass 500 16488610/23/2021
Hell No! 500 16477710/18/2021
I Can Still Do This 500 16462010/12/2021
Stop That Shit 500 16451210/7/2021
Geriatric Boogie 500 16438910/2/2021
Stomp Your Feet, Clap Your Hands 500 1641319/21/2021
Why The Hell Am I Here Again? 500 1640449/18/2021
Old Time Music 500 1639359/13/2021
Plastic Penis 500 1546198/21/2020
Awful 500 1544848/15/2020
Bullshit! 500 1543568/10/2020
You Deserve It 500 1522355/14/2020
Cock 500 14880512/23/2019
I Rule 500 14847112/9/2019
Bar Hopping 500 14830212/2/2019
Excited 500 14815811/26/2019
Millionaire 500 1461439/3/2019
I Am Better Than You 500 1458558/22/2019
Penis! 500 1457828/19/2019
Under Your Spell 500 1456628/14/2019
Wasting My Time 500 1431184/30/2019
Vulgar 500 1427584/15/2019
Bullshit Boulevard 500 1426384/10/2019
Hangover 500 1425204/5/2019
Neurotic 500 1408391/25/2019
Nothing Really Matters 500 1407431/21/2019
Kicked In The Face 500 1405791/14/2019
Broken 500 1404361/8/2019
666 500 1322261/31/2018
The Devil Worships Me 500 1321041/26/2018
92 Years 500 1319831/21/2018
333 500 1318391/15/2018
Tea And Titties 500 1316701/8/2018
Gold 500 1315081/1/2018
Crazy Old Man 500 13031211/12/2017
I'm Still Here 500 13020711/8/2017
Puking Time Is Here Again 500 1261115/21/2017
Way Older Than You Think 500 1259925/16/2017
A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up 500 1257665/7/2017
I Can Still Get It Up 500 1255744/29/2017
Everything Is Fine 500 1254584/24/2017
John Doe 500 1253354/19/2017
I'm Ancient But I'm Fine 500 1250334/6/2017
Prehistoric Banjo Guy 500 1249124/1/2017
Ancient Tribes 500 12204512/3/2016
Not Enough Space For Those Boobies 500 1199929/8/2016
Boobies From Space 500 1198879/4/2016
Space Boobies 500 1197778/30/2016
Martian Correspondent 500 1175695/30/2016
Disastrous Events 500 1174475/25/2016
Adventure 500 1172565/17/2016
Phobos 500 1165844/19/2016
Mercury 500 1164164/12/2016
1000 Light Years From Home 500 1162974/7/2016
Black Hole 500 1147352/2/2016
Extraterrestrial Life 500 1146161/28/2016
In Orbit 500 1145121/24/2016
Space Pirates II 500 11331112/5/2015
Space Pirates 500 11320011/30/2015
Rocket Fuel 500 11307911/25/2015
Frenzy 500 11245810/30/2015
Time Warp 500 11206210/14/2015
Shove It Up Your Ass 500 1095046/29/2015
Grandpa's Got Chlamydia 500 1094086/25/2015
75 And Still Going Strong 500 1092916/20/2015
Diarrhea Song 500 1091356/14/2015
Fart Song 500 1090256/9/2015
Turd Song 500 1089076/4/2015
Grumpy Old Farts Need Love Too 500 1085675/21/2015
Feeling Ancient 500 1084715/17/2015
Old Man 500 1083515/12/2015
Older Than You 500 1079864/27/2015
My Old Banjo 500 1078714/22/2015
Old Fashioned 500 1077504/17/2015
Shiny Happy Idiots 500 1068413/10/2015
I Want To Burn My Banjo 500 1067193/5/2015
Hooters 500 1065982/28/2015
Boobies 500 1064802/23/2015
Titties 500 1063582/18/2015
Is It My Time To Go? 500 1059992/3/2015
La La La Dee Fucking La 500 1058811/29/2015
Groupie Love 500 1057621/24/2015
Should I Quit My Day Job? 500 1054721/12/2015
Keep Your Day Job 500 1053551/7/2015
I Wish I Could See Her Again 500 10415311/18/2014
She's Gone 500 10403511/13/2014
Clitoris 500 998455/23/2014
Syphilis 500 997735/20/2014
Gonorrhea 500 997035/17/2014
Chlamydia 500 995935/12/2014
Older But Not Much Wiser 500 995095/9/2014
Clap Your Hands, Stomp Your Feet 500 993965/4/2014
It's Been Years Since I've Seen My Wife 500 991124/22/2014
Not Dead Yet 500 990354/19/2014
Whole Lotta Crap 500 989554/16/2014
The Rime Of The Ancient Banjo Player 500 987204/6/2014
My Banjo Is On Fire 500 986324/2/2014
Deal With It 500 985523/30/2014
One More Song 500 978773/2/2014
Sad Song 500 977672/25/2014
I Tried To Retire But I Failed 500 976672/21/2014
A Song About Your Mother 500 975722/17/2014
A Generic And Boring Song 500 974802/13/2014
Shut Up And Bring Me A Sandwich! 500 973852/9/2014
I Don't Want You (I Want Your Money) 500 972642/4/2014
Cashing In 500 971331/30/2014
Garbage! 500 969051/20/2014
Rubbish! 500 967851/15/2014
I Might Be Old But I Know A Trick Or Two 500 966791/11/2014
I Thought I'd Never Write Another Song 500 965571/6/2014
Keep On Singing 500 929598/9/2013
It's So Quiet Here 500 928508/4/2013
Failing (Trying To Please The Audience) 500 927437/31/2013
Sucking Face! 500 925997/25/2013
Keep It In The Family 500 924667/19/2013
Feisty 500 923117/13/2013
Lonely Nights 500 920597/2/2013
Alone 500 919366/27/2013
Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing 500 918176/22/2013
Sometimes I Feel Very Old 500 916006/13/2013
Grandpa Wright 500 914996/9/2013
Grumpy Old Fart 500 913596/3/2013
Ladies 500 896693/25/2013
Shove It Where The Sun Don't Shine 500 895613/20/2013
Could Be Much Worse 500 894813/17/2013
Always Somewhere Else 500 893693/12/2013
About Things 500 891083/1/2013
About Stuff 500 889802/24/2013
Utah 500 888852/20/2013
Alabama 500 887932/16/2013
Tijuana 500 886952/12/2013
Barcelona 500 882181/23/2013
Banjo Man 500 881121/19/2013
Never At Home 500 8735212/18/2012
Titties! 500 8725512/14/2012
No More Crying (Still Wanking) 500 8708612/7/2012
Wanking And Crying And Eating Ice Cream 500 8699412/3/2012
Wanking And Crying 500 8688611/29/2012
Simple 500 8656111/15/2012
The Audience Participation Song 500 8639411/8/2012
Better Than Expected 500 8626311/3/2012
I'm Sorry 500 8579410/14/2012
Everything Ends 500 8571610/11/2012
Back To The Beginning 500 8559110/6/2012
When In Rome 500 845438/23/2012
One More 500 836957/19/2012
Headache 500 835757/14/2012
A Song For You 500 834437/8/2012
Surprised 500 831926/28/2012
Rest In Peace 500 830816/23/2012
Not Old Enough To Retire 500 828806/15/2012
Keeping Myself Busy 500 825686/2/2012
ASAP 500 824475/28/2012
My Pride And Joy 500 823265/23/2012
Music Man 500 820635/12/2012
It's Been A While 500 818795/4/2012
I Hate Hippies 500 802492/26/2012
Something 500 801032/20/2012
Hillbillies 500 798832/11/2012
Lingerie 500 797712/6/2012
Priorities 500 795991/30/2012
You Suck, Please Die! 500 7765511/10/2011
Ayshire (You're Such A Cow!) 500 7680810/6/2011
Everything's Falling Apart 500 763089/15/2011
Fill My Stetson With Cottage Cheese 500 761199/7/2011
Drunk And Nostalgic 500 758458/27/2011
Wedding Anniversary 500 749597/21/2011
I Can't Understand You 500 746967/10/2011
She's Gone For Good 500 742046/19/2011
Just Another Love Song 500 727084/18/2011
Make Me A Sandwich 500 704041/12/2011
I've Heard It All Before 500 702311/5/2011
Alcohol 500 6984612/20/2010
Sphincter Song 500 6862410/30/2010
Retarded 500 6840710/21/2010
Me And Jack 500 6824810/14/2010
Get Up And Dance 500 677229/22/2010
Always Flying Somewhere 500 675509/15/2010
All My Friends Are Dead 500 669498/21/2010
Bridge Over Troubled Daughters 500 667828/14/2010
Clueless 500 666368/8/2010
You're My Muse 500 663047/25/2010
Moldy Bread For Breakfast 500 659247/9/2010
I Should Have Married You Years Ago 500 656266/27/2010
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home 500 648915/27/2010
Seas Of Sorrow 500 646455/17/2010
So Tired 500 644005/7/2010
Did You Just Fart? 500 642184/29/2010
Dirty Old Man 500 640384/22/2010
Old Friends 500 637434/9/2010
Is It Penises Or Penii? 500 625172/17/2010
You Snooze, You Lose 500 624092/13/2010
Stranglehold 500 622652/7/2010
Our Love Is Dead 500 621552/2/2010
The Incredible Ass Kissing Song 500 620361/28/2010
Happy As A Pig In Mud 500 619291/24/2010
The Road Is My Home 500 618301/20/2010
No Excuses (You Are Mine) 500 6023211/14/2009
Pink Parts 500 6008911/8/2009
Love Song 500 5998411/4/2009
Horny 500 5986310/30/2009
New Life 500 5974810/25/2009
You Shouldn't Have Done That 500 5959910/19/2009
Family Man 500 5945410/13/2009
Woman From Brazil 500 588879/19/2009
I Just Called To Say F**k You 500 581248/18/2009
Misogynic Love Song 500 579688/12/2009
Gold Digger (That's What She Is) 500 578338/6/2009
Women Are Weird 500 576427/29/2009
Beer & Pizza 500 570567/5/2009
Same Shit, Different Day 500 569346/30/2009
Serious Business 500 567676/23/2009
Weed Song (Amsterdam) 500 565026/12/2009
My Farts Smell Better Than You 500 563626/6/2009
Prostitution 500 562386/1/2009
Balls 500 561065/26/2009
Hymn To Lard 500 558075/14/2009
Major Woody 500 556385/7/2009
Private Parts 500 554594/29/2009
Bluegrass My Ass 500 553034/23/2009
Where Is She Now? 500 551344/16/2009
She Shared Her STD With Me 500 544873/20/2009
My Home Is Everywhere 500 543503/14/2009
Pussy Song (Meow!) 500 542223/9/2009
Boozing 500 539102/24/2009
The Ballad Of Mister (W)right 500 537432/17/2009
My Cock (A Bird) 500 535992/11/2009
I'm So Handsome I Could Cry 500 534302/4/2009
Schlong Song 500 532181/26/2009
Shut The Fuck Up! 500 530711/20/2009
Today Everything Is Gay 500 529021/13/2009
Hooters & Whiskey 500 527361/6/2009
Spanking The Monkey In Nashville 500 5252112/28/2008
Al Qaeda Stole My Pickup Truck 500 5179811/28/2008
Pissed Off And Beautiful 500 5164011/21/2008
Jesus (My Mexican Gardener) 500 5151111/16/2008
She Was Fingered By Jesus! 500 5136511/10/2008
Peanut Butter Song 500 5122211/4/2008
Cat Shit On My Cowboy Boots 500 5101910/26/2008
Moonshine & Rodeo 500 5088410/21/2008
I Married My Sister 500 5070610/13/2008
Shotgun Wedding 500 5055110/7/2008
The Ballad Of A Suburban Wanker 500 502629/25/2008
While My Banjo Gently Pukes 500 500589/16/2008
Beer Drinking And Inbreeding 500 493758/19/2008
The End Is Near (The End Is Here) 500 487167/22/2008
Wish I Was Jimi Hendrix (But I'm Alive And White) 500 482467/3/2008
Ballad Of Me (I Rule) 500 479676/21/2008
Rectoscopy 500 466444/27/2008
Collection Of Orifices 500 460434/2/2008
Mister Penis Wants To Say Hello! 500 458983/27/2008
Isn't My Poo Beautiful And Brown? 500 453533/4/2008
Erectile Dysfunction 500 449012/14/2008
Running Out Of Semen Because Of You 500 445321/30/2008
Sore Genitalia 500 443341/22/2008
Plant One On Me 500 440701/11/2008
Woke Up Drunk In Assville 500 438371/1/2008
Dead 500 4348112/17/2007
A Vagina Is A Nice Thing 500 4332612/11/2007
You Mean Nothing 500 4318812/5/2007
Stigma 500 4295311/25/2007
Chainsaw 500 4282211/20/2007
Bullshit And Bukkake 500 4266711/13/2007
Plastic People 500 4251011/7/2007
Everything Sucks 500 4236711/1/2007
Warthog 500 4222110/26/2007
Thirst 500 4204510/18/2007
Quit Sports And Drink Beer 500 409869/4/2007
Bitch 500 408548/30/2007
Yearning To Annoy 500 407138/24/2007
Speed Kills 500 405678/18/2007
The Fork Lift Truck Driver's Nightmare 500 404468/13/2007
Arrogance Is Bliss 500 403038/7/2007
Criminal 500 401588/1/2007
Sex Sucks (Masturbation Rules) 500 400167/26/2007
Phlegm 500 392326/23/2007
Fat Bastard 500 386946/1/2007
Coffee 500 371203/27/2007
Bring Me A Shrubbery! 500 369903/22/2007
Annihilate! 500 368723/17/2007
Kiss My Ass 500 366303/7/2007
Echoes 500 364512/27/2007
I Heard My Song On The Radio And It Was Crap 500 362242/18/2007
Sellout Song 500 360062/9/2007
Pee And Poo 500 357761/30/2007
A27 Rome-Barcelona 500 355261/20/2007
Uncomfortable 500 352621/9/2007
Satan 500 3485612/23/2006
Untalented Loser 500 3454312/10/2006
Master Of Crap! 500 3430111/30/2006
Battlefield 500 3383511/10/2006
What The Hell Is This? 500 3360611/1/2006
Extreme Noise Terror! 500 3351110/28/2006
Drunk And Disorderly 500 3336810/22/2006
My Home Is Where My Beer Is 500 3301310/7/2006
The Crap Lives On! 500 3286310/1/2006
You Call This Crap Metal?! 500 324579/14/2006
Stardom Is Boring 500 323109/8/2006
Teletubbies Must Die 500 319358/23/2006
Gaseous Byproducts 500 317138/14/2006
Emergency 500 303986/20/2006
Euphoria II 500 302706/15/2006
Kill The Hippies 500 301026/8/2006
Crap, Crap, Crap! 500 299696/2/2006
Tormented By Irritating Giggles 500 298395/28/2006
Assume The Position 500 296785/21/2006
Euphoria 500 295265/15/2006
Scrotum 500 293585/8/2006
Judas 500 291434/29/2006
Give Me All Your Money 500 290024/23/2006
Idiot Song 500 287834/14/2006
Insanity 500 284984/2/2006
Sklifossofskiy Hospital 500 283023/25/2006
Whatever (part IV) 500 278023/4/2006
Whatever (part III) 500 276572/26/2006
Whatever (part II) 500 274902/19/2006
Whatever 500 273752/14/2006
Satan Lives In My Underwear 500 271122/3/2006
I Am So Pissed Off Right Now! 500 267541/19/2006
Women Stink 500 265371/10/2006
Record Labels Suck 500 263131/1/2006
A.R.S.E. 500 2608012/22/2005
I Am Jesus Christ (No, You're Not - You're DEAD!) 500 2581412/11/2005
Sixtynine Me 500 2550611/28/2005
Seizure 500 2536011/22/2005
This Song Is Quite Gay 500 2513711/13/2005
Honey, Why Don't You Just Kill Yourself? 500 2497511/6/2005
I Suck! 500 2487111/2/2005
I Can't Sing 500 2473510/27/2005
Who Are You? 500 2463510/23/2005
Burn Your Mother 500 2452310/18/2005
Rectum 500 2442510/14/2005
Dickcheese 500 2435410/11/2005