Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.
Known Songs
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Popularity
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Composed
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Burping Contest
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285
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1863084/2/2024
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Greedy Bastards
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305
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1856503/6/2024
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Polishing A Turd
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260
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1850242/9/2024
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Purple Nurple
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445
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18344412/5/2023
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Sunglasses
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420
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18330911/29/2023
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Never Drink In Moderation
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500
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18306311/19/2023
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Feeling Like A Zombie
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500
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1684693/21/2022
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Bleeding Heart
|
|
500
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1683743/17/2022
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Years
|
|
500
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1682573/12/2022
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You
|
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500
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1680093/2/2022
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Oblivious
|
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500
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1677522/19/2022
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Once Again
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500
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1676532/15/2022
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Impotence Dance
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|
500
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1673952/4/2022
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Barf
|
|
500
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1672861/31/2022
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Stuff
|
|
500
|
1671651/26/2022
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Weirdos
|
|
500
|
1668431/12/2022
|
Strangers
|
|
500
|
1667441/8/2022
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Crap Singing And Bashing A Banjo
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|
500
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1666251/3/2022
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Shove That Banjo Up Your Ass
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|
500
|
16488610/23/2021
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Hell No!
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|
500
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16477710/18/2021
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I Can Still Do This
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|
500
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16462010/12/2021
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Stop That Shit
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|
500
|
16451210/7/2021
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Geriatric Boogie
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|
500
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16438910/2/2021
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Stomp Your Feet, Clap Your Hands
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|
500
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1641319/21/2021
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Why The Hell Am I Here Again?
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|
500
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1640449/18/2021
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Old Time Music
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|
500
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1639359/13/2021
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Plastic Penis
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|
500
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1546198/21/2020
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Awful
|
|
500
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1544848/15/2020
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Bullshit!
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500
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1543568/10/2020
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You Deserve It
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|
500
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1522355/14/2020
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Cock
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|
500
|
14880512/23/2019
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I Rule
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|
500
|
14847112/9/2019
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Bar Hopping
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|
500
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14830212/2/2019
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Excited
|
|
500
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14815811/26/2019
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Millionaire
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|
500
|
1461439/3/2019
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I Am Better Than You
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|
500
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1458558/22/2019
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Penis!
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|
500
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1457828/19/2019
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Under Your Spell
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|
500
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1456628/14/2019
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Wasting My Time
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500
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1431184/30/2019
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Vulgar
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|
500
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1427584/15/2019
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Bullshit Boulevard
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|
500
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1426384/10/2019
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Hangover
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|
500
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1425204/5/2019
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Neurotic
|
|
500
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1408391/25/2019
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Nothing Really Matters
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|
500
|
1407431/21/2019
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Kicked In The Face
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|
500
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1405791/14/2019
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Broken
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|
500
|
1404361/8/2019
|
666
|
|
500
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1322261/31/2018
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The Devil Worships Me
|
|
500
|
1321041/26/2018
|
92 Years
|
|
500
|
1319831/21/2018
|
333
|
|
500
|
1318391/15/2018
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Tea And Titties
|
|
500
|
1316701/8/2018
|
Gold
|
|
500
|
1315081/1/2018
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Crazy Old Man
|
|
500
|
13031211/12/2017
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I'm Still Here
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|
500
|
13020711/8/2017
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Puking Time Is Here Again
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|
500
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1261115/21/2017
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Way Older Than You Think
|
|
500
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1259925/16/2017
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A Nice Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up
|
|
500
|
1257665/7/2017
|
I Can Still Get It Up
|
|
500
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1255744/29/2017
|
Everything Is Fine
|
|
500
|
1254584/24/2017
|
John Doe
|
|
500
|
1253354/19/2017
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I'm Ancient But I'm Fine
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|
500
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1250334/6/2017
|
Prehistoric Banjo Guy
|
|
500
|
1249124/1/2017
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Ancient Tribes
|
|
500
|
12204512/3/2016
|
Not Enough Space For Those Boobies
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|
500
|
1199929/8/2016
|
Boobies From Space
|
|
500
|
1198879/4/2016
|
Space Boobies
|
|
500
|
1197778/30/2016
|
Martian Correspondent
|
|
500
|
1175695/30/2016
|
Disastrous Events
|
|
500
|
1174475/25/2016
|
Adventure
|
|
500
|
1172565/17/2016
|
Phobos
|
|
500
|
1165844/19/2016
|
Mercury
|
|
500
|
1164164/12/2016
|
1000 Light Years From Home
|
|
500
|
1162974/7/2016
|
Black Hole
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|
500
|
1147352/2/2016
|
Extraterrestrial Life
|
|
500
|
1146161/28/2016
|
In Orbit
|
|
500
|
1145121/24/2016
|
Space Pirates II
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|
500
|
11331112/5/2015
|
Space Pirates
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|
500
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11320011/30/2015
|
Rocket Fuel
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|
500
|
11307911/25/2015
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Frenzy
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|
500
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11245810/30/2015
|
Time Warp
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|
500
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11206210/14/2015
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Shove It Up Your Ass
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|
500
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1095046/29/2015
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Grandpa's Got Chlamydia
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|
500
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1094086/25/2015
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75 And Still Going Strong
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|
500
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1092916/20/2015
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Diarrhea Song
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|
500
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1091356/14/2015
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Fart Song
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|
500
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1090256/9/2015
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Turd Song
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|
500
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1089076/4/2015
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Grumpy Old Farts Need Love Too
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|
500
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1085675/21/2015
|
Feeling Ancient
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|
500
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1084715/17/2015
|
Old Man
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|
500
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1083515/12/2015
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Older Than You
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|
500
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1079864/27/2015
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My Old Banjo
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|
500
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1078714/22/2015
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Old Fashioned
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|
500
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1077504/17/2015
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Shiny Happy Idiots
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|
500
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1068413/10/2015
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I Want To Burn My Banjo
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|
500
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1067193/5/2015
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Hooters
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|
500
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1065982/28/2015
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Boobies
|
|
500
|
1064802/23/2015
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Titties
|
|
500
|
1063582/18/2015
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Is It My Time To Go?
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|
500
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1059992/3/2015
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La La La Dee Fucking La
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|
500
|
1058811/29/2015
|
Groupie Love
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|
500
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1057621/24/2015
|
Should I Quit My Day Job?
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|
500
|
1054721/12/2015
|
Keep Your Day Job
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|
500
|
1053551/7/2015
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I Wish I Could See Her Again
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|
500
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10415311/18/2014
|
She's Gone
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|
500
|
10403511/13/2014
|
Clitoris
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|
500
|
998455/23/2014
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Syphilis
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|
500
|
997735/20/2014
|
Gonorrhea
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|
500
|
997035/17/2014
|
Chlamydia
|
|
500
|
995935/12/2014
|
Older But Not Much Wiser
|
|
500
|
995095/9/2014
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Clap Your Hands, Stomp Your Feet
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|
500
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993965/4/2014
|
It's Been Years Since I've Seen My Wife
|
|
500
|
991124/22/2014
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Not Dead Yet
|
|
500
|
990354/19/2014
|
Whole Lotta Crap
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|
500
|
989554/16/2014
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The Rime Of The Ancient Banjo Player
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|
500
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987204/6/2014
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My Banjo Is On Fire
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500
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986324/2/2014
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Deal With It
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500
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985523/30/2014
|
One More Song
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|
500
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978773/2/2014
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Sad Song
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|
500
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977672/25/2014
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I Tried To Retire But I Failed
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|
500
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976672/21/2014
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A Song About Your Mother
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|
500
|
975722/17/2014
|
A Generic And Boring Song
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|
500
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974802/13/2014
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Shut Up And Bring Me A Sandwich!
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|
500
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973852/9/2014
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I Don't Want You (I Want Your Money)
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|
500
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972642/4/2014
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Cashing In
|
|
500
|
971331/30/2014
|
Garbage!
|
|
500
|
969051/20/2014
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Rubbish!
|
|
500
|
967851/15/2014
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I Might Be Old But I Know A Trick Or Two
|
|
500
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966791/11/2014
|
I Thought I'd Never Write Another Song
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|
500
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965571/6/2014
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Keep On Singing
|
|
500
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929598/9/2013
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It's So Quiet Here
|
|
500
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928508/4/2013
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Failing (Trying To Please The Audience)
|
|
500
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927437/31/2013
|
Sucking Face!
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|
500
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925997/25/2013
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Keep It In The Family
|
|
500
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924667/19/2013
|
Feisty
|
|
500
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923117/13/2013
|
Lonely Nights
|
|
500
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920597/2/2013
|
Alone
|
|
500
|
919366/27/2013
|
Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing
|
|
500
|
918176/22/2013
|
Sometimes I Feel Very Old
|
|
500
|
916006/13/2013
|
Grandpa Wright
|
|
500
|
914996/9/2013
|
Grumpy Old Fart
|
|
500
|
913596/3/2013
|
Ladies
|
|
500
|
896693/25/2013
|
Shove It Where The Sun Don't Shine
|
|
500
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895613/20/2013
|
Could Be Much Worse
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|
500
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894813/17/2013
|
Always Somewhere Else
|
|
500
|
893693/12/2013
|
About Things
|
|
500
|
891083/1/2013
|
About Stuff
|
|
500
|
889802/24/2013
|
Utah
|
|
500
|
888852/20/2013
|
Alabama
|
|
500
|
887932/16/2013
|
Tijuana
|
|
500
|
886952/12/2013
|
Barcelona
|
|
500
|
882181/23/2013
|
Banjo Man
|
|
500
|
881121/19/2013
|
Never At Home
|
|
500
|
8735212/18/2012
|
Titties!
|
|
500
|
8725512/14/2012
|
No More Crying (Still Wanking)
|
|
500
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8708612/7/2012
|
Wanking And Crying And Eating Ice Cream
|
|
500
|
8699412/3/2012
|
Wanking And Crying
|
|
500
|
8688611/29/2012
|
Simple
|
|
500
|
8656111/15/2012
|
The Audience Participation Song
|
|
500
|
8639411/8/2012
|
Better Than Expected
|
|
500
|
8626311/3/2012
|
I'm Sorry
|
|
500
|
8579410/14/2012
|
Everything Ends
|
|
500
|
8571610/11/2012
|
Back To The Beginning
|
|
500
|
8559110/6/2012
|
When In Rome
|
|
500
|
845438/23/2012
|
One More
|
|
500
|
836957/19/2012
|
Headache
|
|
500
|
835757/14/2012
|
A Song For You
|
|
500
|
834437/8/2012
|
Surprised
|
|
500
|
831926/28/2012
|
Rest In Peace
|
|
500
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830816/23/2012
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Not Old Enough To Retire
|
|
500
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828806/15/2012
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Keeping Myself Busy
|
|
500
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825686/2/2012
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ASAP
|
|
500
|
824475/28/2012
|
My Pride And Joy
|
|
500
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823265/23/2012
|
Music Man
|
|
500
|
820635/12/2012
|
It's Been A While
|
|
500
|
818795/4/2012
|
I Hate Hippies
|
|
500
|
802492/26/2012
|
Something
|
|
500
|
801032/20/2012
|
Hillbillies
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|
500
|
798832/11/2012
|
Lingerie
|
|
500
|
797712/6/2012
|
Priorities
|
|
500
|
795991/30/2012
|
You Suck, Please Die!
|
|
500
|
7765511/10/2011
|
Ayshire (You're Such A Cow!)
|
|
500
|
7680810/6/2011
|
Everything's Falling Apart
|
|
500
|
763089/15/2011
|
Fill My Stetson With Cottage Cheese
|
|
500
|
761199/7/2011
|
Drunk And Nostalgic
|
|
500
|
758458/27/2011
|
Wedding Anniversary
|
|
500
|
749597/21/2011
|
I Can't Understand You
|
|
500
|
746967/10/2011
|
She's Gone For Good
|
|
500
|
742046/19/2011
|
Just Another Love Song
|
|
500
|
727084/18/2011
|
Make Me A Sandwich
|
|
500
|
704041/12/2011
|
I've Heard It All Before
|
|
500
|
702311/5/2011
|
Alcohol
|
|
500
|
6984612/20/2010
|
Sphincter Song
|
|
500
|
6862410/30/2010
|
Retarded
|
|
500
|
6840710/21/2010
|
Me And Jack
|
|
500
|
6824810/14/2010
|
Get Up And Dance
|
|
500
|
677229/22/2010
|
Always Flying Somewhere
|
|
500
|
675509/15/2010
|
All My Friends Are Dead
|
|
500
|
669498/21/2010
|
Bridge Over Troubled Daughters
|
|
500
|
667828/14/2010
|
Clueless
|
|
500
|
666368/8/2010
|
You're My Muse
|
|
500
|
663047/25/2010
|
Moldy Bread For Breakfast
|
|
500
|
659247/9/2010
|
I Should Have Married You Years Ago
|
|
500
|
656266/27/2010
|
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home
|
|
500
|
648915/27/2010
|
Seas Of Sorrow
|
|
500
|
646455/17/2010
|
So Tired
|
|
500
|
644005/7/2010
|
Did You Just Fart?
|
|
500
|
642184/29/2010
|
Dirty Old Man
|
|
500
|
640384/22/2010
|
Old Friends
|
|
500
|
637434/9/2010
|
Is It Penises Or Penii?
|
|
500
|
625172/17/2010
|
You Snooze, You Lose
|
|
500
|
624092/13/2010
|
Stranglehold
|
|
500
|
622652/7/2010
|
Our Love Is Dead
|
|
500
|
621552/2/2010
|
The Incredible Ass Kissing Song
|
|
500
|
620361/28/2010
|
Happy As A Pig In Mud
|
|
500
|
619291/24/2010
|
The Road Is My Home
|
|
500
|
618301/20/2010
|
No Excuses (You Are Mine)
|
|
500
|
6023211/14/2009
|
Pink Parts
|
|
500
|
6008911/8/2009
|
Love Song
|
|
500
|
5998411/4/2009
|
Horny
|
|
500
|
5986310/30/2009
|
New Life
|
|
500
|
5974810/25/2009
|
You Shouldn't Have Done That
|
|
500
|
5959910/19/2009
|
Family Man
|
|
500
|
5945410/13/2009
|
Woman From Brazil
|
|
500
|
588879/19/2009
|
I Just Called To Say F**k You
|
|
500
|
581248/18/2009
|
Misogynic Love Song
|
|
500
|
579688/12/2009
|
Gold Digger (That's What She Is)
|
|
500
|
578338/6/2009
|
Women Are Weird
|
|
500
|
576427/29/2009
|
Beer & Pizza
|
|
500
|
570567/5/2009
|
Same Shit, Different Day
|
|
500
|
569346/30/2009
|
Serious Business
|
|
500
|
567676/23/2009
|
Weed Song (Amsterdam)
|
|
500
|
565026/12/2009
|
My Farts Smell Better Than You
|
|
500
|
563626/6/2009
|
Prostitution
|
|
500
|
562386/1/2009
|
Balls
|
|
500
|
561065/26/2009
|
Hymn To Lard
|
|
500
|
558075/14/2009
|
Major Woody
|
|
500
|
556385/7/2009
|
Private Parts
|
|
500
|
554594/29/2009
|
Bluegrass My Ass
|
|
500
|
553034/23/2009
|
Where Is She Now?
|
|
500
|
551344/16/2009
|
She Shared Her STD With Me
|
|
500
|
544873/20/2009
|
My Home Is Everywhere
|
|
500
|
543503/14/2009
|
Pussy Song (Meow!)
|
|
500
|
542223/9/2009
|
Boozing
|
|
500
|
539102/24/2009
|
The Ballad Of Mister (W)right
|
|
500
|
537432/17/2009
|
My Cock (A Bird)
|
|
500
|
535992/11/2009
|
I'm So Handsome I Could Cry
|
|
500
|
534302/4/2009
|
Schlong Song
|
|
500
|
532181/26/2009
|
Shut The Fuck Up!
|
|
500
|
530711/20/2009
|
Today Everything Is Gay
|
|
500
|
529021/13/2009
|
Hooters & Whiskey
|
|
500
|
527361/6/2009
|
Spanking The Monkey In Nashville
|
|
500
|
5252112/28/2008
|
Al Qaeda Stole My Pickup Truck
|
|
500
|
5179811/28/2008
|
Pissed Off And Beautiful
|
|
500
|
5164011/21/2008
|
Jesus (My Mexican Gardener)
|
|
500
|
5151111/16/2008
|
She Was Fingered By Jesus!
|
|
500
|
5136511/10/2008
|
Peanut Butter Song
|
|
500
|
5122211/4/2008
|
Cat Shit On My Cowboy Boots
|
|
500
|
5101910/26/2008
|
Moonshine & Rodeo
|
|
500
|
5088410/21/2008
|
I Married My Sister
|
|
500
|
5070610/13/2008
|
Shotgun Wedding
|
|
500
|
5055110/7/2008
|
The Ballad Of A Suburban Wanker
|
|
500
|
502629/25/2008
|
While My Banjo Gently Pukes
|
|
500
|
500589/16/2008
|
Beer Drinking And Inbreeding
|
|
500
|
493758/19/2008
|
The End Is Near (The End Is Here)
|
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500
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487167/22/2008
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Wish I Was Jimi Hendrix (But I'm Alive And White)
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500
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482467/3/2008
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Ballad Of Me (I Rule)
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500
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479676/21/2008
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Rectoscopy
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500
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466444/27/2008
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Collection Of Orifices
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500
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460434/2/2008
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Mister Penis Wants To Say Hello!
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500
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458983/27/2008
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Isn't My Poo Beautiful And Brown?
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500
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453533/4/2008
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Erectile Dysfunction
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500
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449012/14/2008
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Running Out Of Semen Because Of You
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|
500
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445321/30/2008
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Sore Genitalia
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500
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443341/22/2008
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Plant One On Me
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500
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440701/11/2008
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Woke Up Drunk In Assville
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500
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438371/1/2008
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Dead
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500
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4348112/17/2007
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A Vagina Is A Nice Thing
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500
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4332612/11/2007
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You Mean Nothing
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500
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4318812/5/2007
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Stigma
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500
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4295311/25/2007
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Chainsaw
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500
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4282211/20/2007
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Bullshit And Bukkake
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500
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4266711/13/2007
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Plastic People
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500
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4251011/7/2007
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Everything Sucks
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|
500
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4236711/1/2007
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Warthog
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500
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4222110/26/2007
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Thirst
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500
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4204510/18/2007
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Quit Sports And Drink Beer
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500
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409869/4/2007
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Bitch
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|
500
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408548/30/2007
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Yearning To Annoy
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500
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407138/24/2007
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Speed Kills
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500
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405678/18/2007
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The Fork Lift Truck Driver's Nightmare
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500
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404468/13/2007
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Arrogance Is Bliss
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500
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403038/7/2007
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Criminal
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|
500
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401588/1/2007
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Sex Sucks (Masturbation Rules)
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|
500
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400167/26/2007
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Phlegm
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|
500
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392326/23/2007
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Fat Bastard
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|
500
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386946/1/2007
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Coffee
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|
500
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371203/27/2007
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Bring Me A Shrubbery!
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|
500
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369903/22/2007
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Annihilate!
|
|
500
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368723/17/2007
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Kiss My Ass
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|
500
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366303/7/2007
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Echoes
|
|
500
|
364512/27/2007
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I Heard My Song On The Radio And It Was Crap
|
|
500
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362242/18/2007
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Sellout Song
|
|
500
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360062/9/2007
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Pee And Poo
|
|
500
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357761/30/2007
|
A27 Rome-Barcelona
|
|
500
|
355261/20/2007
|
Uncomfortable
|
|
500
|
352621/9/2007
|
Satan
|
|
500
|
3485612/23/2006
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Untalented Loser
|
|
500
|
3454312/10/2006
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Master Of Crap!
|
|
500
|
3430111/30/2006
|
Battlefield
|
|
500
|
3383511/10/2006
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What The Hell Is This?
|
|
500
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3360611/1/2006
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Extreme Noise Terror!
|
|
500
|
3351110/28/2006
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Drunk And Disorderly
|
|
500
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3336810/22/2006
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My Home Is Where My Beer Is
|
|
500
|
3301310/7/2006
|
The Crap Lives On!
|
|
500
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3286310/1/2006
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You Call This Crap Metal?!
|
|
500
|
324579/14/2006
|
Stardom Is Boring
|
|
500
|
323109/8/2006
|
Teletubbies Must Die
|
|
500
|
319358/23/2006
|
Gaseous Byproducts
|
|
500
|
317138/14/2006
|
Emergency
|
|
500
|
303986/20/2006
|
Euphoria II
|
|
500
|
302706/15/2006
|
Kill The Hippies
|
|
500
|
301026/8/2006
|
Crap, Crap, Crap!
|
|
500
|
299696/2/2006
|
Tormented By Irritating Giggles
|
|
500
|
298395/28/2006
|
Assume The Position
|
|
500
|
296785/21/2006
|
Euphoria
|
|
500
|
295265/15/2006
|
Scrotum
|
|
500
|
293585/8/2006
|
Judas
|
|
500
|
291434/29/2006
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Give Me All Your Money
|
|
500
|
290024/23/2006
|
Idiot Song
|
|
500
|
287834/14/2006
|
Insanity
|
|
500
|
284984/2/2006
|
Sklifossofskiy Hospital
|
|
500
|
283023/25/2006
|
Whatever (part IV)
|
|
500
|
278023/4/2006
|
Whatever (part III)
|
|
500
|
276572/26/2006
|
Whatever (part II)
|
|
500
|
274902/19/2006
|
Whatever
|
|
500
|
273752/14/2006
|
Satan Lives In My Underwear
|
|
500
|
271122/3/2006
|
I Am So Pissed Off Right Now!
|
|
500
|
267541/19/2006
|
Women Stink
|
|
500
|
265371/10/2006
|
Record Labels Suck
|
|
500
|
263131/1/2006
|
A.R.S.E.
|
|
500
|
2608012/22/2005
|
I Am Jesus Christ (No, You're Not - You're DEAD!)
|
|
500
|
2581412/11/2005
|
Sixtynine Me
|
|
500
|
2550611/28/2005
|
Seizure
|
|
500
|
2536011/22/2005
|
This Song Is Quite Gay
|
|
500
|
2513711/13/2005
|
Honey, Why Don't You Just Kill Yourself?
|
|
500
|
2497511/6/2005
|
I Suck!
|
|
500
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2487111/2/2005
|
I Can't Sing
|
|
500
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2473510/27/2005
|
Who Are You?
|
|
500
|
2463510/23/2005
|
Burn Your Mother
|
|
500
|
2452310/18/2005
|
Rectum
|
|
500
|
2442510/14/2005
|
Dickcheese
|
|
500
|
2435410/11/2005
|