Hot Deals on Hot Wheels
The car dealer is where you can rent commonly available vehicles.
Note from the Management
Welcome to 'Hot Deals on Hot Wheels'
We have only the hottest cars in London (no ol' bill allowed). Fast, powerful cars, to suit all penis sizes.
Chris Jackson, the head of our 'Vehicle Procurement Team', will be happy to take you on a tour of our lot (London's suburbs) for you to select the vehicle of your dreams. 20 minutes and 1 short but exhilarating police chase later your car will be outside our office where, in the unlikely event of a spike strip having deflated your tyres, we will be happy to award you a 25% discount!
Don't delay, come in today.