Guestbook
This is the guestbook of Spazz Monkeys.
Well... I suppose it's better than 'The Epileptic Gibbons'
Hmmmm Maybe not :)
You're shit and you know you are! :O)
We're more popular, famous and talented than you are, Sampayo! :O)
No friends, shit band...
(It's why you lot shag each other - Monkey Lovin'!)
Although your logo is great. Who did that for you?? :o)
Are you lot still going? We thought you'd have given up by now!
We've come up with band "personas" for you lot to make you a little more interesting (and face it, you need all the help you can get...):
Tall Gay Spazz,
Short Gay Spazz,
Bland, Nondescript Gay Spazz, and
Gay Gay Village People Fan Gay Spazz.
Assign the roles amongst yourselves, and we're not even going to charge you for this style consultancy work!
Check again on Wednesday, Sampayo. You can't have sales from something until it's actually reached the shops, noob!
I'm not surprised at that ticket price, Brian!
Alright, I'll set our next London gig at that price, (with only four days to go) and see how many we get.
What happened to you lot? You've had more splitters than the People's Front of Judea!