Guestbook

Dear Miss Evans,
I went to one of your concerts recently and I tried out some headbanging and hardcore dancing. However an old man was scared of me and asked me to seat myself and stop. I was utterly disappointed in the lack of death metal. Can you please try to include some in your set from now on? Also please wear more clothes. I swear I could glimse your ankles and elbows!
Best regards,
Your one true fan,
Leif

My dearest Leif,

Since it is my sincere wish to perform the best possible shows for my fans, I have taken your requests seriously. I trust you will be pleased to know that in my next show, I'm going to butcher and eat a goat on stage.

However, "less is more", and so I'm afraid I'm going to have to keep flashing my ankles to the audience. Should you continue to find my outfits inappropriate, I will be happy to meet you backstage and try to convince you otherwise.

Sincerely,
Emily Evans