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The Petting Zoo

Recorded Songs

You need recorded songs, also called tracks, if you're going to release records. To record a song a member of the band has composed, and create a track, you need to book a session in a recording studio. For best results you should pick one of the appropriate genre and with good quality.

Work in Progress

The Petting Zoo doesn't have any recording sessions booked.

Tracks Recording Releases Rating
this won't hurt a bit 19153211/6/2024 0 23
European Cuisine 19150711/5/2024 0 23
my therapist told me to write this 19070410/3/2024 1 23
Missing The Little Green Man 19069110/2/2024 1 23
Rainbow Over Glasgow 1902119/12/2024 1 22
Pretty In Punk 1901399/9/2024 1 23
Changing Direction 1893478/7/2024 2 22
Clothing Misunderstander 1892328/2/2024 2 22
Ashby De La Douche 1892048/1/2024 0 22
The First Foot 1891807/31/2024 2 23
Inerrant 1891447/30/2024 2 22
A Pie To The Face Says I Love You 1891407/29/2024 2 22
Numbers make my head hurt 1891367/29/2024 2 22
Under A Rock 1891317/29/2024 2 22
Glasgow Kiss 1891117/28/2024 2 22
i put on my robe and wizard hat 1888897/19/2024 1 23
Femmes not to fuck with 1881526/18/2024 1 22
Awake (I'm trying to be) 1881326/17/2024 0 22
What's a Home Sweet Home? 1880766/15/2024 3 23
The Discourse 1880526/14/2024 3 23
Allergic to Sunshine 1874025/18/2024 3 22
They Let Anyone Be A Mayor These Days 1873785/17/2024 3 22
Jiggle Physics 1867354/20/2024 2 22
It's Crazy, It's Party 1867074/19/2024 2 22
I just want a hit! 1866844/18/2024 2 22
Children are evil!!! 1866674/17/2024 2 22
Generous Cousin 1864904/10/2024 3 22
Snitches get stitches 1864174/7/2024 3 23
The pressure, the pressure 1855733/3/2024 3 22
Where's my hit then? 1855203/1/2024 3 23
Like a lobster 1844091/14/2024 3 22
Soft and Supple 1842751/9/2024 3 23
I'm a Scavenger! 1841571/4/2024 2 23
I Scream 1841531/4/2024 2 23
Sentimental Codswallop (My Valentine) 1841401/3/2024 2 23
Call Me Mama! 1841271/2/2024 2 23
Some sort of punk cliché 18376112/18/2023 3 23
Briefs Briefly 18372912/17/2023 3 22
What Is My Name? 18278011/7/2023 3 22
reinvention 18277211/7/2023 3 23
Punk Punk Punk We're Punk 18248110/26/2023 3 22
Ode to Fuzzbich 18245810/25/2023 3 23
Poporazzi 1816489/21/2023 3 23
Boundaries 1816129/20/2023 3 23
Rescue The Buoy 1809478/23/2023 3 23
Bruce's spider 1808978/21/2023 3 23
Piano Sonata No. 1 in F minor 1808268/18/2023 2 23
Slave o' the songs 1808028/17/2023 2 22
H.O.R.N. 1806828/12/2023 2 22
Don't Hit Me With Your Pillow! 1806118/9/2023 2 22
Spitting on you; be grateful 1801477/21/2023 2 22
For those genre-changing ladies 1800837/18/2023 3 23
Weed Please 1800367/16/2023 3 23
meh 1800127/15/2023 2 22
Pleasing That Crowd 1797227/3/2023 3 23
The one they play for the toilet break 1796977/2/2023 3 23
Wake Up! 1786805/21/2023 3 23
My Man Is Better Than Your Man 1786685/20/2023 3 23
Kiss My Shapely Arse 1782585/3/2023 2 22
Putting the ASS in Classical 1782335/2/2023 2 23
Slow Song For Slow Days 1782095/1/2023 2 22
Putting the con in conjugal 1776734/9/2023 3 23
I never catch the flowers (thank fuck) 1775804/5/2023 3 23
Les Bébés 1772643/23/2023 2 23
Days are long and lonely 1771283/17/2023 3 23
Hopeless Failure (A Dramatic Song) 1771063/16/2023 3 23
How Many Songs Can You Possibly Need? 1764592/17/2023 3 23
Conversations With A Shadow 1764342/16/2023 3 23
I Am A Camera 1757391/18/2023 2 22
Rewritten 1756641/15/2023 3 23
Elegiac 1756431/14/2023 2 22
Entwined 1756261/13/2023 3 23
BYOB 1756171/13/2023 2 23
Young! Young! I'm Ever So Young! 17492712/15/2022 3 23
This Song Will Change Your Life 17490712/14/2022 3 23
Rhapsody for Soloist and Trumpet 17420411/15/2022 2 23
Bright Young Things 17404011/8/2022 3 23
Lahndahn Tahn 17399511/6/2022 3 23
Got The Low Mood Reds 17312110/1/2022 3 23
No Bright Ideas 1730979/30/2022 3 23
Pliable Friable 1729079/22/2022 2 22
Fire and Ice 1728839/21/2022 2 22
Ugh, PEOPLE!!!! 1728729/21/2022 2 22
Adorable Xcellent Entrancing Love 1728689/20/2022 2 22
Writing my own damn song for once 1728129/18/2022 2 23
GSGinger 1715637/28/2022 3 22
Aware of Owls 1715397/27/2022 3 23
Who Put Bella In The Wych Elm? 1708046/26/2022 3 23
SANCTIFY 1706566/20/2022 3 23
Twirl With Me! 1699645/22/2022 3 23
Sugar Drips 1699385/21/2022 3 22
You want to be a GSG song, don't you? 1693634/27/2022 3 22
Shouldn't a lackey do this for me? 1692954/24/2022 3 23
How Old??? 1688354/5/2022 2 23
Whirling 1688284/5/2022 2 22
Darbyology 1688044/4/2022 2 22
Ossifer Bobo 1687874/3/2022 2 22
Bakery Fakery 1687834/3/2022 2 22
B.O.R.E.D 1687794/3/2022 2 23
Always Him 1687564/2/2022 2 23
Quake 1685473/24/2022 3 23
Axel is not hungry at the moment 1685313/24/2022 3 23
Tales of Tails 1673282/2/2022 3 23
B... 1673202/1/2022 3 23
Adagio for Horndogs 1671221/24/2022 2 22
Arpeggio 1671071/23/2022 2 22
Obsession 1670591/21/2022 2 22
Land of Meh 1670351/20/2022 2 22
Song Factory 1670251/20/2022 2 22
Difficult? Impossible 1670091/19/2022 2 22
Man Eats Cake 1670011/19/2022 2 22
Eu What? 1667451/8/2022 3 22
Tallinn! 1667281/8/2022 3 23
(HE)ART 16541711/14/2021 3 23
Wipedout 16530611/9/2021 3 23
ANOTHER SONG????? 1643469/30/2021 3 22
Glitter 1643379/30/2021 3 23
Monomania 1636198/31/2021 2 22
Mercy 1635938/30/2021 2 22
A song for Granny to buy 1634768/25/2021 2 23
FULL VOLUME 1634328/23/2021 3 23
"Write me an average song" they said 1634278/23/2021 3 23
Let's Try A Song 1614576/2/2021 3 23
Initials 1614336/1/2021 3 22
SINGITY SONG STUFFS 1604024/19/2021 3 22
The Earth Is Round, You Fuckers 1601434/8/2021 3 23
WrItInG lIkE tHiS iS aNnOyInG 1593233/5/2021 3 22
Bunny Hop! But Make It Classical 1593043/4/2021 3 23
Oh balls, we're running out of songs 1581001/13/2021 2 23
PLEASE BE GSG!!! 1580801/12/2021 3 23
AUBERGINE AUBERGINE DOUGHNUT WINKY SMILE 1580751/12/2021 3 22
YAWN 1580561/11/2021 2 22
Berlin 1580511/11/2021 2 22
A Sideways Glance 1580321/10/2021 2 22
CLASSIC-OH 1580281/10/2021 2 22
Hypocrisy Is A Helluva Drug 15592310/14/2020 3 23
whatevs 15583710/11/2020 3 23
Whispering Winds 15581310/10/2020 2 23
Making Friends Is Hard To Do 1533937/1/2020 3 23
one shiny dollar 1533476/29/2020 3 23
Fashion 1515474/15/2020 3 22
Inspirational Ditty 1515274/14/2020 3 22
Go on then, another song 14869212/18/2019 2 22
Oh the Beautiful Wedding Romance 14866812/17/2019 2 23
Singy Singy Song Song 14865612/17/2019 2 22
Once Upon A Time 14864812/16/2019 2 22
Image 14864412/16/2019 2 23
Hasta la vista 14863112/15/2019 2 22
Almost 1467719/29/2019 3 22
Psychic Cheese 1467469/28/2019 3 23
Birthday Girl 1449227/14/2019 3 22
We're running out of songs, Kobedammit 1445196/27/2019 2 22
Sleep of the Just 1444756/25/2019 2 22
Monday 1444686/25/2019 2 22
Angel 1444426/24/2019 2 22
Angular 1444186/23/2019 2 22
Lurker 1440836/9/2019 3 23
I have some questions 1440596/8/2019 3 23
Life's Great Purpose 1424654/3/2019 3 22
Stranger To Myself 1424594/2/2019 3 22
Friday 1418993/10/2019 2 22
Justice For Song Slaves 1418873/9/2019 3 23
Uncreative 1405931/15/2019 3 22
Slut-town, population you 1405891/14/2019 3 23
Just me and the waves 13909111/13/2018 2 22
All the Bs 13853810/21/2018 2 22
I Love A Spooky Story 13847310/18/2018 2 22
Goodbyes 13836410/14/2018 3 23
Soulstice 13823510/8/2018 2 22
What's Your Favourite Number? 13821010/7/2018 2 22
Australian Vandal 1380349/30/2018 3 23
Get Out More 1365487/30/2018 3 22
Sell Your Soul 1365247/29/2018 3 23
Beelzebub is my Buddy 1345065/6/2018 3 23
YeYe 1344975/6/2018 2 22
Have you heard the good news? 1344925/5/2018 2 22
Not Indulging Fuckwits 1344415/3/2018 2 22
The East Wind 1343684/30/2018 2 22
I Bet I'd Look Great In White 1343334/29/2018 2 22
The Key to Me 1341944/23/2018 2 22
Ellipses are the devil's work 1340744/18/2018 2 22
Elegance is my Middle Name 1339534/13/2018 2 23
Slooooooow Ballad 1331613/11/2018 3 22
They call it love 1331443/10/2018 3 22
Dig In 1323802/6/2018 3 22
So Original 1323722/6/2018 3 23
Peeps Be Cray-Cray 13118312/18/2017 2 22
Tis the season to play football 13118012/18/2017 2 23
Soopah Fine Hot Lady! 13117512/18/2017 2 22
Day of the Braindead 13117112/18/2017 3 22
Nearly 13079412/2/2017 3 23
d10 13078612/2/2017 3 21
The sitting around in London song 13076312/1/2017 2 22
Watching Terrible Films 13064311/26/2017 2 23
So moreish 13061911/25/2017 2 22
The Lonely Birthday Cake 13054611/22/2017 2 22
I'm Not Your Little Girl, Little Man 12981210/22/2017 3 22
All Hail Me 12980710/22/2017 3 22
I am an excellent songwriter 1284878/28/2017 3 23
Time off for bad behaviour 1284838/28/2017 3 22
999 1258445/10/2017 2 22
Khaki 1258285/9/2017 2 22
Arsedness Level Minimal 1258005/8/2017 3 23
Classical Classic Stuff and Things 1257965/8/2017 3 22
Speccsy Sexy 1247623/26/2017 3 22
La Vie en Rouge 1246903/23/2017 3 23
I should probably write a song now 1242683/5/2017 2 22
(Errbody Wants) These Perky Nipples 1242413/4/2017 2 22
My Mediocre Music bores the World 1241793/2/2017 2 22
Giddy-up pony, and get your hay 1241573/1/2017 2 22
Sleepyhead 1241152/27/2017 2 22
Golden Barred Goddess 1240902/26/2017 2 22
Gremlin on the Wing 1240422/24/2017 2 22
Ladeda 1238572/16/2017 3 22
Glama!! 1238352/15/2017 3 23
Dreams of a Smaller Future 1230921/15/2017 2 22
I'll Get You, My Pretty 1229391/9/2017 3 22
Beachy McBeachyface 1229241/8/2017 3 23
Ruffle My Fur 12240112/18/2016 3 22
The Trouble with Tribbles 12239212/17/2016 3 23
Paree! 12170411/19/2016 3 22
Mr Magnetism (that ain't me) 12163611/16/2016 3 23
Woop woop, a tour break! 12080310/12/2016 3 22
A Writer's Lot is a Hard One 12075510/10/2016 3 23
Simulacra 1204689/28/2016 2 22
#WakeUpSheeple 1204449/27/2016 2 22
Pubescent Frog of Silent War 1199629/7/2016 3 23
That's Classical! 1198909/4/2016 3 23
Unbreakable Toy 1186677/15/2016 3 22
Basement Dweller 1186517/14/2016 3 23
Another Damn Song, Yawn 1179926/17/2016 3 22
Tingle Tangle 1179556/15/2016 3 23
Repertoire Arse-kicker 1177636/7/2016 2 22
A Very Charming Man 1177606/7/2016 2 23
La La La This Is A Song 1177366/6/2016 2 22
Troll the Respawn, Jeremy 1177326/6/2016 2 22
Modern Contemporary 1176886/4/2016 2 23
My Old Man's A Zombie 1176846/4/2016 2 23
The Ballad of the Sleepy Man 1170345/8/2016 3 22
Civility Is An Artform 1170155/7/2016 3 23
What's in the Stars Today? 1164594/14/2016 3 22
Oh the Drama! (Feat. The Mad Cellist) 1164434/13/2016 3 22
The Cuddly Snowman 1162524/5/2016 2 23
Creating Perfection 1162484/5/2016 2 22
1 <3 Whisky 1156883/13/2016 3 23
New Beginnings 1156673/12/2016 3 23
Big Pimpin' Phil Style 1150482/15/2016 3 23
Blue Lady 1150192/14/2016 2 22
Sunshine Jumble 1150042/13/2016 3 23
My Mother is a Lazy Ho 1147722/4/2016 2 22
My Peaches Aren't Flat 1142891/15/2016 3 22
Aurora Borealis 1142331/12/2016 3 22
What Am I, A Songwriting Slave? 1142051/11/2016 2 22
Argh, I'm running out of songs 1139851/2/2016 2 22
That Jeremy Woodhouse is a Handsome Chap 11379412/25/2015 3 22
Chenille Mop My Tears 11377912/24/2015 3 22
So Special 11286211/16/2015 3 22
Worst Footballer in the World 11234510/26/2015 2 23
Spires Don't Inspire 11227210/23/2015 3 22
Mrs B and the Beach Ball (a love story) 11214810/17/2015 3 22
Mechanical Bull 11214310/17/2015 3 22
Olympic Spirits 1117179/29/2015 2 22
The Multi-headed Hydra 1115459/22/2015 3 22
Noli me tangere 1114629/19/2015 3 22
Devant: 2eme mouvement 1113719/15/2015 2 22
Devant: 1er mouvement 1109938/30/2015 2 22
Simple Song 1109518/28/2015 0 22
The Most Beautiful Bum in the World 1107768/21/2015 3 22
Devant: 3eme mouvement 1107418/20/2015 3 23
Budapissed 1106028/14/2015 0 22
Avant: 3eme mouvement 1105068/10/2015 2 22
An Ode to Ginger, aka Stop Screaming Now 1101257/25/2015 3 22
Who is Banjolina? 1101177/25/2015 3 22
Champions 1094706/28/2015 1 22
Tits Tits Glorious Tits 1094566/27/2015 3 22
Smarf Shall Save the Universe 1090186/9/2015 2 22
Wigs 1090036/8/2015 2 21
In Every Port 1087975/31/2015 3 22
Implausible Deniability 1087735/30/2015 3 23
Filling Up A Repertoire 1086835/26/2015 2 22
The Future is Now 1085395/20/2015 2 22
The Garden Gnome and the Disco Ball 1085235/19/2015 2 21
A Song About How Great Phil Is 1081115/2/2015 3 21
Transformative 1080885/1/2015 3 22
Experiment 1080534/30/2015 0 22
Piano Sonata No. 2 in B-flat minor 1080374/29/2015 2 21
Avant: 2eme mouvement 1074294/4/2015 3 21
Avant: 1er mouvement 1073724/1/2015 3 22
Creepy Uncle 1064962/24/2015 3 22
Aetolian League 1063192/16/2015 2 22
Companions of the Rass 1062012/12/2015 3 22
The Valley of the Thracian Rulers 1061962/11/2015 2 22
Song for Mum 1060282/4/2015 3 23
Etemenanki 1059301/31/2015 2 23
Meshwesh and the Sea Peoples 1059021/30/2015 2 22
Pictures of Mama 1054261/10/2015 3 22
Confusion 1053811/8/2015 1 22
The Dark Lords of Hattusha 10457812/6/2014 3 22
What Doesn't Kill You 10328210/13/2014 2 22
Restare qui 10306510/4/2014 3 22
Banana Mañana 10304210/3/2014 3 22
Time Winds 1029839/30/2014 2 22
The Room in the Elephant 1026409/16/2014 2 22
The Problem Solver 1017748/11/2014 3 22
Serbonian Bog 1012027/18/2014 2 21
The Classics are the Best 1000195/30/2014 3 22
Shasu of Yhw 997795/20/2014 2 22
Nemeses 9525611/13/2013 3 22
Beastie 9524511/12/2013 3 21
Who's Who? 9496310/31/2013 2 22
Golly Gosh and Botheration 940969/25/2013 3 22
The Island of the Creepy Dolls 936549/7/2013 3 22
Goings On 931298/16/2013 3 21
Generic Songtitle 930108/11/2013 2 22
Byzantium 919586/28/2013 2 22
Another song, well I neverer! 919556/28/2013 3 22
A song, well I never! 919506/28/2013 3 22
Terribly Clever Classical Music Pun 919466/28/2013 3 22
Sofa Factory 918756/25/2013 3 22
In With the Out Crowd 918596/24/2013 2 22
A Girl and a Gun 916346/15/2013 3 21
Oi'll Give It Foive 882001/23/2013 3 22
Life's Mediocre Pageant 8737112/19/2012 3 21
Killer on the Lam 8732212/17/2012 2 21
French Spies Wear Berets 8727512/15/2012 3 22
Rhythm of the HOOONNNKKK! 8701312/4/2012 3 21
Follow That Guide! 8648111/12/2012 2 21
Foiled Again! (Nikita's Song) 8642411/10/2012 3 21
Eating the Animals in the Zoo 8636611/7/2012 3 21
Desperate Poaching Affray 8634811/6/2012 2 22
Bugger Off Chelsea 8619610/31/2012 2 21
I found this Higgs Boson down the back of the sofa 8552410/3/2012 3 21
KTC Pure Butter Ghee 7731510/27/2011 3 21
Day of Rage 7730610/27/2011 2 22
Cor Blimey, Guv'nor! 7728310/26/2011 3 22
Lunch at Cartier 7726610/25/2011 2 21
Bazoom 754638/11/2011 3 20
Maggie the Cat 754158/9/2011 2 21
They Shoot Does, Don't They? 754118/9/2011 2 21
Phone Numbers Of The Dead 753388/6/2011 2 21
The Fundaments 752918/4/2011 2 22
The Best Song Ever Written 752668/3/2011 3 22
The Heat Death of the Universe 750067/23/2011 3 21
Scenes of Devastation and Distress 749867/22/2011 2 21
Ooh la la 749667/21/2011 2 22
Don't Call Me Shirley 749557/21/2011 2 21
Euphemia did the Can-Can 749397/20/2011 2 21
Revenge of the Neu! 713532/21/2011 2 22
Enter The Neu! 713292/20/2011 2 21
Neu! Reloaded 712812/18/2011 2 21
Attack of the Killer Neu! 711362/12/2011 3 21
Neu! III: this time it's personal 711122/11/2011 3 22
Even Neu!er! 710932/10/2011 2 21
Neu! 710882/10/2011 3 21
Eternity 6937111/30/2010 3 22
Aubergine 6934611/29/2010 3 21
The Day The Puns Ran Out 676059/17/2010 2 22
Madame Buttonfly 675369/15/2010 2 21
Bracarole 675329/14/2010 2 22
Adagio for G-Strings 673779/8/2010 2 21
O Camisole Mio 673739/8/2010 2 21
Rhapsody in Bloomers 673609/7/2010 2 21
Turandrawers 662027/21/2010 3 20
O Fortunbra 660487/15/2010 3 22
The Babydoll of Seville 660437/14/2010 3 22
The Nutscracker Suite 660397/14/2010 3 21
La Forza del Décolletage 659967/12/2010 2 21
lalala 659927/12/2010 3 21
Air on a Granny Knicker 656036/26/2010 3 21
A Bright Spark 655636/24/2010 3 21
24/7/56 636924/7/2010 3 23
Goulash is tasty 636414/5/2010 2 21
Pigalle 618251/20/2010 2 21
On the Many Exciting Uses of an Accordion 618131/19/2010 3 21
The Spectacle of the Society 586119/8/2009 3 21
Airs and the Graces 583478/28/2009 3 20
Moderne 574877/23/2009 2 20
The Virtues 573677/18/2009 3 21
Symphony of Doom 573627/18/2009 2 20
Opera Schmopera 573157/16/2009 3 20
If You Want To Speak Out, Speak Out 571347/8/2009 3 20
A Frozen Lakeside Is No Place For My Friends 570357/4/2009 3 20
Suki's Cookies 555945/5/2009 3 20
Orvallian Nightmare 555005/1/2009 3 20
The Melbourne Method 552584/21/2009 3 20
The Heroine Pines For Her Lost Love 551864/18/2009 3 21
The Satisfying Dénouement 547313/30/2009 3 20
The One People Will Whistle On The Way Home 547263/30/2009 3 20
The Fat Lady Is Singing, Time To Go Home 535522/9/2009 3 22
Oh Look! A Chorus Appeared From Nowhere! 535322/8/2009 3 21
My twin has fallen for my cross-dressing disguise 526561/3/2009 3 21
The Midget In My Bag Is My Long Lost Gypsy Child 526441/2/2009 3 21