Recorded Songs
You need recorded songs, also called tracks, if you're going to release records. To record a song a member of the band has composed, and create a track, you need to book a session in a recording studio. For best results you should pick one of the appropriate genre and with good quality.
Work in Progress
Evil Dildo is currently scheduled to record A Nailing.
| Tracks |
Recording |
Releases |
Rating |
| Cockwomble |
19197211/24/2024 |
0 |
22 |
| Dean Whitley Is Still A Slut |
19194811/23/2024 |
0 |
23 |
| Asswipes |
19099010/14/2024 |
1 |
22 |
| Purple Vein |
19097810/14/2024 |
0 |
22 |
| Dixie Normous |
19096310/13/2024 |
0 |
22 |
| Booooooooooohhhhhh |
1905089/24/2024 |
1 |
23 |
| Black Hole Bum (Won't You Cum)* |
1781404/28/2023 |
0 |
23 |
| Behind Blue Balls* |
1781004/26/2023 |
0 |
23 |
| Vibbonaci (The Buzzing Sequence)* |
1765582/21/2023 |
0 |
23 |
| Hit Bong |
1763992/14/2023 |
1 |
23 |
| Welcum To The Jungle* |
1763862/14/2023 |
0 |
23 |
| With Legs Wide Open* |
1763242/11/2023 |
1 |
23 |
| Doobie Do (420 Electric Psy Jam) |
17416711/13/2022 |
1 |
22 |
| (You're Just) An Object To Me |
17416411/13/2022 |
1 |
22 |
| Stoner Fatale (Psychedelic Dildo Jam) |
1666751/5/2022 |
0 |
23 |
| Atomic Nutter Butter |
16624412/18/2021 |
1 |
22 |
| Excited Ed |
16623612/18/2021 |
1 |
23 |
| Save The Last Dildo For Me* |
1603394/16/2021 |
2 |
23 |
| No Man’s Land (Perineal Jam)* |
1602684/13/2021 |
2 |
23 |
| Cunt Farts Are Forever* |
1602434/12/2021 |
2 |
23 |
| The Smegmastic Five* |
1602354/12/2021 |
2 |
23 |
| It's A Long Way To The Tip (12" Version) |
1594493/10/2021 |
2 |
22 |
| A Fistful Of Semen |
1593613/7/2021 |
0 |
20 |
| Pegging Dr. Freud (Freudian Strap-On)* |
1585582/1/2021 |
2 |
23 |
| Living On A Dildo* |
1584321/27/2021 |
3 |
23 |
| Ho, Ho, Ho (Dildo Xmas Jam) |
1584081/26/2021 |
3 |
23 |
| Iris The Virus |
15740712/15/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Make America Queef Again |
15705812/1/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| The Great Cumdemic* |
15703611/30/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| I’m Your Dildo Tonight* |
15697911/27/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Charge Thy Dildo |
15663511/13/2020 |
2 |
22 |
| Shake Your Protein Maker |
15625110/28/2020 |
3 |
22 |
| It Don’t Cum Easy (Extended Version) |
15609910/22/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Queefer On Reefer |
15608210/21/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Ride Our Dildo |
15600910/18/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Cum Together (Over Me) |
15585810/12/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Keep On Queefing In The Free World |
15581110/10/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Cum Together |
15576510/8/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Finger Me Timbers |
1550279/7/2020 |
3 |
22 |
| We Cum In Peace |
1548438/30/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Clitical Hit |
1543858/11/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Sweet Creams (Are Made Of Jizz) |
1543698/11/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| A Dildo Named Susan |
1542108/4/2020 |
2 |
22 |
| A Dick, Ted |
1541878/3/2020 |
2 |
22 |
| You Don’t Bring Me Dildos |
1541147/31/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| A Thousand Years Of Queefing Forth |
1540987/30/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Mi Dildo Es Su Dildo |
1540907/30/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Third Dildo From The Sun |
1540437/28/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Dildo Sounds Better With You |
1531126/19/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS HOLE |
1530586/17/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Fear of the Dildo |
1519425/1/2020 |
1 |
22 |
| Ileana's Dildo |
1518964/30/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Schrödinger's Dildo (Are You In?) |
1518824/29/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Balls Were Made To Be Broken |
1518334/27/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Soaring Dildo |
1505643/5/2020 |
3 |
22 |
| Calling Dr. Dildo |
1505153/3/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Nano Dildo |
1504993/2/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Backdoor Dildo |
1504893/2/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| I Can See Clearly Now (Pink Eye Is Gone) |
1503942/27/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| The Perfect Dildo |
1503782/26/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Teachings Of Don Dildo |
1503692/26/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Proverbial Boner |
1503532/25/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| Dr. Dildo & Mr. Hyde |
1503212/24/2020 |
2 |
23 |
| D1ld01010 |
1502252/20/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Dildo's Dopamine (Clusterfuck B Jam) |
1502012/19/2020 |
3 |
23 |
| Liar, Liar, Dildo On Fire |
1499212/7/2020 |
2 |
22 |
| Bring It Back Dildo |
14885812/25/2019 |
2 |
22 |
| Schrödinger's Dildo (Unplugged?) |
14773111/8/2019 |
2 |
22 |
| The Devil Went Down On The Dildo |
14765611/5/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| How Deep Is Your Dildo? |
14763311/4/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| You Can't Hurry Dildo |
14725710/19/2019 |
2 |
23 |
| Jonas Had A Little Dildo |
14723210/18/2019 |
2 |
22 |
| Pussy Butcher (Psychedelic Dildo Jam) |
14720810/17/2019 |
2 |
22 |
| 420 Dildos |
1462189/6/2019 |
3 |
22 |
| Star Whores: The Dildo Awakens |
1461709/4/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| Like A Dildo In The Hay |
1451387/23/2019 |
2 |
23 |
| Kickstart My Dildo* |
1450437/19/2019 |
2 |
23 |
| Bang Bang (My Dildo Shot Me Down)* |
1449947/17/2019 |
2 |
23 |
| High Like A Dildo |
1449217/14/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| Dildo In The Sky With Diamonds |
1448977/13/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| Interstellar Dildo |
1448257/10/2019 |
2 |
23 |
| Good Vibrations (Dildo Remix)* |
1447787/8/2019 |
2 |
23 |
| Stuck On A Dildo With You |
1441016/10/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| Machine Gun Dildo |
1440396/7/2019 |
3 |
22 |
| 300 Kosmatih Dildov |
1439916/5/2019 |
2 |
23 |
| Backstage Dildos |
1435775/19/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| A Dildo To Kill |
1434045/12/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| Hey Man, Nice Dildo! |
1428334/18/2019 |
3 |
22 |
| Riders On The Dildo |
1424514/2/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| First Dildo Of Uranus |
1422093/23/2019 |
2 |
23 |
| The Last Dildo In Bombay |
1421373/20/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| Dildo Zapatero |
1420973/18/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| Crazed Dildo |
1420483/16/2019 |
2 |
22 |
| Holding Out For A Dildo |
1418573/8/2019 |
2 |
23 |
| My Dildo's A Zombie For You |
1415392/23/2019 |
3 |
22 |
| Regina's Dildo |
1412592/11/2019 |
3 |
23 |
| Dildos & Pearls |
1410842/4/2019 |
2 |
22 |
| Rocket Dildo |
1409471/29/2019 |
3 |
22 |
| Smells Like Teen Dildo |
1406171/16/2019 |
3 |
22 |
| Rhythm of Dildo |
13990012/17/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| Dildo Shining Alien |
13984112/14/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| I Wanna Hold Your Dildo |
13942611/27/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| My Dildo Will Go On |
13940911/26/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Love Grows (Where my Dildo Goes) |
13806510/1/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Is You Is Or Is You Ain't (My Dildo) |
13805810/1/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Dildobreaker |
1379149/25/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Seven Dildo Army (HIT) |
1378919/24/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Purple Dildo |
1375789/11/2018 |
2 |
23 |
| Bittersweet Dildo |
1373208/31/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| Grandma's Dildo |
1371788/25/2018 |
2 |
23 |
| You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Dildo |
1367868/9/2018 |
2 |
23 |
| Dildo's Big Brown Beaver |
1367698/8/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Simpathy For The Dildo |
1367388/7/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| A Hard Dildo's Night |
1366428/3/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| The Dildo Went Down To Georgia |
1364757/27/2018 |
2 |
22 |
| The Art Of Not Giving A Fuck |
1364517/26/2018 |
2 |
22 |
| Dildo Was A Rolling Stone |
1363557/22/2018 |
2 |
22 |
| Sweet Dildo O' Mine |
1363307/21/2018 |
2 |
22 |
| A Dildo Named Sue |
1362587/18/2018 |
2 |
23 |
| Ten Goats And A Dildo |
1362347/17/2018 |
2 |
23 |
| Enter Dildo |
1362147/16/2018 |
2 |
22 |
| Glad He Ate Her |
1360007/7/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| Truly, Madly, Dildo |
1358837/2/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| Punk Wings |
1347155/15/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| Marvelous |
1346985/14/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Have A Seat (On My Face) |
1345855/9/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| Cosmos |
1342424/25/2018 |
2 |
22 |
| The Space Queen |
1341954/23/2018 |
2 |
22 |
| El Diablo |
1339554/13/2018 |
2 |
23 |
| Cookie |
1339434/12/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Deeper |
1335943/29/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| Stoner Fatale |
1335453/27/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Resistance Is Futile |
1330413/6/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| 420 2020 |
1328152/24/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Kozmic Love |
1324082/8/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| Meow |
1321461/28/2018 |
3 |
23 |
| Marry, Fuck, Kill |
1320161/22/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| 69420 |
1319451/19/2018 |
3 |
22 |
| Tiny Stoner |
13136412/26/2017 |
2 |
22 |
| Stalker |
13132312/24/2017 |
3 |
22 |
| Skank |
13127912/22/2017 |
3 |
23 |
| The Cunt Farts |
13101612/12/2017 |
2 |
21 |
| (Words of Wisdom) Let It Pee |
13043911/17/2017 |
2 |
22 |
| Zero Gravity |
13038811/15/2017 |
2 |
22 |
| The Strange Room |
13038311/15/2017 |
2 |
22 |
| Vivienne |
13037911/15/2017 |
3 |
22 |
| Violet |
13036811/15/2017 |
3 |
23 |
| (Weapon of) Ass Destruction |
12988010/25/2017 |
2 |
22 |
| Haat |
12987610/25/2017 |
2 |
22 |
| Wildfire |
1291399/24/2017 |
3 |
22 |
| Throbbing Loins |
1291319/24/2017 |
3 |
22 |
| There's No Such Thing As Exit Only |
1290449/20/2017 |
2 |
22 |
| FUBAR |
1287409/8/2017 |
2 |
21 |
| Plato And Platypus Walk Into A Bar... |
1287319/7/2017 |
2 |
21 |
| Finger Me, Timbers |
1287209/7/2017 |
2 |
22 |
| Dildo Of Wrath |
1287159/7/2017 |
2 |
21 |
| Hurricane Queef |
1287089/6/2017 |
2 |
21 |
| Filthy Streetwalker |
1283468/22/2017 |
2 |
21 |
| Crazed Cock |
1283398/22/2017 |
3 |
21 |
| Cocksmoker |
1277287/28/2017 |
3 |
22 |
| Stoephoer |
1277197/27/2017 |
3 |
23 |
| Backdoor Lover |
1277037/26/2017 |
3 |
22 |
| Spitters Are Quitters |
1261165/21/2017 |
3 |
21 |
| No Lubricant |
1261005/21/2017 |
3 |
20 |
| The Jizz Whisperer |
1260925/20/2017 |
3 |
22 |
| Sir Cumalot |
1260805/20/2017 |
2 |
20 |
| Chaos |
1260765/20/2017 |
2 |
21 |
| Pink Eye |
1260685/19/2017 |
3 |
21 |
| Swallow |
1251124/10/2017 |
3 |
20 |
| Suck |
1250874/8/2017 |
3 |
20 |
| Neverending Phallus (Extended Version) |
1250554/7/2017 |
2 |
20 |
| The Return of the Dildo |
1250394/6/2017 |
3 |
21 |
| Carpe Cock |
1250074/5/2017 |
3 |
20 |