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Heart in a b(l)ender

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The following are passages of the conversation that took place between Benji (B), and his two best friends, Abdi (A) and Pete (P). For the sake of our readers, it's translated from Finnish to English, and the profanities have been tuned down. Heavy consumption of alcohol was involved.

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A: So she really left now? For real?
B: For real. I'm fucking done trying. Thought we had it good now, finally, and then she ran off to some guy.
A: Fucking sucks.
B: You can now tell me what you thought of her.
P: She's Sammy's mom. We don't diss baby moms.
B: Yeah. Alright. Just wish I had seen it coming. Pass me the bottle, will you...

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P: Dude, don't tell me you got her the ring!
B: Chill. No. Just said it passed my mind. Though, I dunno if she would have freaked out.
P: Is it good you have to walk on egg shells all the time?
A: Yeah, you put on the work for this, but.. I dunno. Should it be such a struggle?
B: I dunno, man. Pass the bottle...

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A: ...so you don't know anything about the guy, Mr Dickless?
B: No, not really. She didn't talk a lot about her past. Maybe this is why. Wait, how is he Mr Dickless?
P: Any guy poaching girl from a relationship is dickless. Fuck that.

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B: I dunno. I just wanna get drunk for a while now. Can't think of anything like that.
A: Nora's with her mom, same as Alisa. Sammy?
B: With her mom now, but for her sake, we'll stay civil. Don't want to lose her too.
A: That's good. But man, when you sober up, open your eyes and look around.
B: I'm not gonna think about woman for a bit, man.
P: Not right now, yeah. But at some point. You know if Maeve's single?
B: Dude, too soon. Besides, I fucked it up with her a long time ago. Now, pass me the bottle...

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A, B and C: 16 kilsaa Kontulaan!
16 kilsaa Kontulaan!
16 kilsaa Kontulaan!

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A, P: We should totally draw Benji a beard with this magic marker, he'd totally rock it.

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A: Amateurs.