M. Manning
M. is 32 years old.
He is the Hacker of Stary Zaraz Wroci.
M. is also known as "Glitch".
M. is located in Dubrovnik at Hrvatska Poštanska Banka.
M. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.
You call it crime. I call it talent😎 42/49
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| Game: The Great Heist |
| Points: 1330 |
| Days Active: 1217 days |
Latest Blog Post
Operation: Open Sesame
If you ever think robbing a bank in Belgrade sounds glamorous, think again.
The “brilliant” plan was simple: Russell thinks, Papito climbs, I, Glitch, keep us out of prison. Spoiler: it almost worked.
We hit Bella Beog Family Bank — sounds like a bakery, right? Sadly, no croissants. Just alarms and overconfident managers.
The boys wasted hours doing “reconnaissance.” Looked more like a travel vlog. Meanwhile, I just pulled the building plans, studied them in five minutes, and knew the layout better than Google Maps. Watching them debate doors was like seeing two pigeons solve Sudoku.
Then showtime: I killed the cameras. Papito went full Spider-Man over the fence. Ten points for style, minus three for breathing too loud.
Next came our welcoming committee, one sleeping guard, an undercover cop who forgot he was undercover after Papito’s “chat,” and a manager who thought shouting “Stop!” was an effective strategy. Adorable.
I handled it with a smoke bomb and a magic word: “Open sesame!” The vault door didn’t stand a chance. I’ve hacked tougher vending machines.
Finally, jackpot. Gold bars. Two shiny beauties. Papito was ready to propose to them. Russell almost cried. I would’ve too, but I’m emotionally unavailable before coffee.
We left calm and collected...no alarms, no chase, just three idiots and a bag of gold.
Moral of the story?
Don’t trust men with “a plan.” Trust the guy with the USB stick and an attitude.
- 💻 Hacker: Glitch “I Told You So” Manning
Posted 10/26/2025, 5:00 PM
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