E. Hagehann
E. is 26 years old.
E. is located in London at The Red Papaya.
E. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.
ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠᴇɪɴꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘᴏɪꜱᴏɴ
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| Days Active: 373 days |
Latest Blog Post
vibe check
I could write something deep and meaningful, but let’s be real… it’s not always deep (that’s what she said) or particularly meaningful.
And this is absolutely not a thirst trap. I just woke up like this and the camera did what the camera wanted. Honestly, I’m the victim here.
Anyway, here’s a poem. A very serious, sophisticated, literary poem:
Roses are red,
I tried to behave,
But the moment I hit record
My halo packed its bags and waved.
Roses are red,
I swear I was chill,
But somehow this video
Puts thoughts in heads against your will.
Roses are red,
I blame the lighting,
Because I was innocent until
The vibes started… self-exciting.
Roses are red,
I can’t help the tease
I tried to be normal,
But normal got bored and left me.
So here we are, not deep, not meaningful, but somehow entertaining enough to keep you reading. Don’t blame me, blame your curiosity.
P.S. Please don’t take any of this too seriously. I’m just a menace with Wi-Fi.
Posted 11/18/2025, 4:00 PM
All characters in Popmundo are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.
Prominent Clothes & Tattoos
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Left arm
𝙺𝙰𝚁𝙼𝙰
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Right arm
𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻
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Right arm
𝙹𝙴𝙺𝚈𝙻𝙻/𝙷𝚈𝙳𝙴
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Left wrist
𝙹𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚈
Note: Tattoos might be covered by clothing.