I. Parsons

I. is 130 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Last Nite Club.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!
10		 190680
10/2/2024
508

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1941

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
2562

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
16155

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
8774

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
26632

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
42265

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
66696

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
6431

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
5863

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
3403

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
5309

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
21090

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
16699

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
17713

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
6010

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2466

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
11866

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
77

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
15359

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
15561

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
11356

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
2176

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
7483

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
30333

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
12467

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
37094

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
14353

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
13361

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
27700

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
43254

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
41866

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
9257

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
15035

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
22697

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
32430

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
47683

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
71299

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
89901

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
142145

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
155566

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
29312

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
70668

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
23650

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
21530

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
34862

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
84555

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
35188

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
40585

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
18543

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
74443

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
21849

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
24529

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
61016

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
6757

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
37932

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
63843

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
42942

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
46569

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
45036

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
45449

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
42991

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
40612

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15026

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
42702

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
14267

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
22913

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
47319

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
18119

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
29820

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
30488

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
73616

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
15560

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
56959

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
133899

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22719

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
18277

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
23411

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
81374

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
26585

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
14933

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
95088

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
235564

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
49529

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
20243

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
33863

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
25923

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
48123

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
25601

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
54605

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
141414

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
12097

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
36278

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
114039

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
41942

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
41235

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
36115

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
45536

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
49615

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
98524

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
99541

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
251660

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
76765

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
70323

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
39001

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
185217

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
45630

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
118070

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
67878

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
487483

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
94981

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
162233

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
150632

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
151076

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
492972

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27422

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
548687

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
193822

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
232232

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
295996

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1017869

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
311034

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
281157

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
628361

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1028641

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1230796