I. Parsons

I. is 130 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Last Nite Club.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!

10
190680
10/2/2024

508

Gold Wedding Anniversary

10
187353
5/16/2024

1941

Spirit of Christmas III

10
183806
12/20/2023

5668

Perfect Playlist

10
183804
12/20/2023

5507

Played the game 16 years!

10
173161
10/3/2022

2562

Ready Player One

10
170363
6/8/2022

16155

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161817
6/17/2021

8774

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

26632

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

42265

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

66696

Picked the Festival Winner!

30
158997
2/19/2021

6431

Spirit of Christmas II

10
157531
12/20/2020

3561

Composed 25 hits!

40
157524
12/20/2020

5863

Performed 3000 Shows

100
155933
10/15/2020

3403

Played the game 14 years!

10
155640
10/3/2020

5309

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
153222
6/24/2020

21090

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
150540
3/4/2020

16699

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
150062
2/13/2020

17713

Cured 100 patients

30
148776
12/22/2019

6010

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
148597
12/14/2019

2466

420 Superfriendly

10
148555
12/12/2019

11866

Developer's Gear of Gratitude

30
148232
11/29/2019

77

First photograph published.

10
147143
10/14/2019

15359

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
146565
9/20/2019

15561

Mastered all the tricks in the book!

20
145715
8/16/2019

11356

High Maintenance

10
145529
8/8/2019

2176

Four correct numbers in the city lottery

10
144936
7/15/2019

7483

The Hoff

10
144572
6/29/2019

30333

High as a Kite

10
144335
6/19/2019

12467

High Times

10
144311
6/18/2019

37094

Did all the tricks in the book!

20
144217
6/15/2019

14353

Kill the Kraken!

10
142988
4/24/2019

13361

Mastered my first trick!

10
142747
4/14/2019

27700

Pulled off my first trick!

10
142647
4/10/2019

43254

Participated in 25 activities

20
141975
3/13/2019

41866

Played the game 12 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

9257

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

15035

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

22697

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

32430

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

47683

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

71299

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

89901

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

142145

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

155566

Turned in 10 challenges

10
136553
7/30/2018

29312

Participated in 5 activities

10
136548
7/30/2018

70668

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
131991
1/21/2018

23650

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

21530

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

34862

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

84555

Threw my first release party

10
129189
9/26/2017

35188

As seen on The Late Show

10
128778
9/9/2017

40585

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
128568
9/1/2017

18543

Played the city lottery

10
128338
8/22/2017

74443

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127417
7/15/2017

21849

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127307
7/10/2017

24529

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126817
6/20/2017

61016

Performed 2000 Shows

100
124221
3/3/2017

6757

Turned in 5 challenges

10
123263
1/22/2017

37932

The Blizzard of 91

10
122175
12/8/2016

12364

Turned in my first challenge

10
121894
11/26/2016

63843

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118579
7/11/2016

42942

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118373
7/3/2016

46569

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118045
6/19/2016

45036

As seen on Music Television

10
117978
6/16/2016

45449

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
117892
6/13/2016

42991

Crashed a release party

10
116918
5/3/2016

40612

The Blizzard of 85

10
113609
12/17/2015

15026

Attended a release party

10
111381
9/15/2015

42702

Performed 1000 shows

100
101463
7/29/2014

14267

Performed 500 Shows

50
101463
7/29/2014

22913

Performed 100 shows

20
101463
7/29/2014

47319

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
101463
7/29/2014

18119

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
101463
7/29/2014

29820

Collected my first autograph

10
101293
7/22/2014

30488

Knowledge is Power

20
100863
7/4/2014

73616

Perfect Production

20
100439
6/16/2014

15560

Produced my First Track

10
100439
6/16/2014

56959

Visited Land of the Dead

10
99111
4/22/2014

133899

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22719

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

18277

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

23411

Song Writing 101

10
91429
6/6/2013

81374

Visited Antenora

30
89349
3/11/2013

26585

Killed 2000 zombies

30
85340
9/25/2012

14933

Garage Band

10
81646
4/24/2012

95088

Completed my first guide

10
81381
4/13/2012

235564

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79979
2/15/2012

49529

Killed 1000 zombies

25
79955
2/14/2012

20243

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
77525
11/5/2011

33863

Killed 500 zombies

20
77267
10/25/2011

25923

Performed before 10000 people

30
75891
8/29/2011

48123

10 tags and counting yo.

15
73367
5/15/2011

25601

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
73361
5/15/2011

54605

Joined a Social Club

10
66133
7/18/2010

141414

Pro Bono Achievement

30
64148
4/26/2010

12097

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
64147
4/26/2010

36278

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
62775
2/28/2010

114039

Faced my Fears

10
58722
9/12/2009

41942

Killed 100 zombies

15
58651
9/9/2009

41235

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
58132
8/19/2009

36115

Crossed the Desert

20
57384
7/19/2009

45536

Climbed the Mountain

10
56054
5/24/2009

49615

Walked Through the Forest

15
54712
3/29/2009

98524

Became a parent for the first time

20
54224
3/9/2009

99541

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52642
1/2/2009

251660

Got married!

20
52529
12/28/2008

76765

Killed my first zombie

10
50384
9/30/2008

70323

Cured my first patient

10
48948
8/1/2008

39001

Became VIP

10
48880
7/29/2008

185217

Joined the mile high club

20
48327
7/6/2008

45630

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
47108
5/16/2008

118070

Performed my first awesome concert

15
45884
3/26/2008

67878

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
44768
2/9/2008

487483

Completed a World Tour

20
41906
10/13/2007

94981

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough

10
41874
10/11/2007

8003

I support the game!

10
40906
9/1/2007

19430

Released my first album

20
40847
8/29/2007

162233

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
40371
8/10/2007

150632

Performed my first decent concert

10
39332
6/27/2007

151076

Celebrated New Year

10
38961
6/12/2007

492972

Started a company for the first time.

10
38839
6/7/2007

27422

Celebrated Halloween

10
38769
6/4/2007

548687

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
36972
3/21/2007

193822

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
35827
2/1/2007

232232

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
35004
12/29/2006

295996

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
33998
11/17/2006

1017869

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
33981
11/16/2006

311034

Released my first single

10
33945
11/15/2006

281157

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
33809
11/9/2006

628361

Performed before more than 100 people

10
33314
10/20/2006

1028641

Performed my first concert

10
33314
10/20/2006

1230796