I. Parsons

I. is 125 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!
10		 190680
10/2/2024
176

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1543

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
1739

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
14924

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
7955

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
25818

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
41238

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
65327

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
6116

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
5246

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
3069

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
4446

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
20617

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
16047

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
17132

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
5901

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2296

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
11110

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
74

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
15119

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
15077

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
10557

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
2007

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
7176

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
29182

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
11649

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
34993

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
13431

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
12991

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
26039

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
41041

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
40358

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
8324

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
13610

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
21125

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
30739

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
45111

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
68548

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
85975

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
135583

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
148313

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
27889

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
68402

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
22832

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
20540

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
33590

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
81650

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
34068

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
39412

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
17691

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
72033

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
20862

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
23399

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
58644

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
6315

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
36229

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
61477

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
41560

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
45104

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
43640

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
44015

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
41622

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
39201

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15025

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
41322

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
13656

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
22180

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
46137

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
17451

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
28846

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
29740

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
71712

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
15131

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
56193

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
131804

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
21914

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
17572

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22618

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
79961

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
26179

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
14378

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
93455

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
231059

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
48300

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
19576

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
33021

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
25196

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
47188

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
25257

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
54158

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
138890

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
11965

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
35712

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
112923

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
40924

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
40411

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
35359

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
44360

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
48168

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
96565

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
98046

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
249588

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
75330

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
69378

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
38392

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
181984

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
44960

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
116741

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
66738

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
484891

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
93814

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
161260

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
149212

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
149579

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
490204

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27315

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
545937

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
192372

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
230737

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
294382

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1014249

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
309414

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
279938

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
626561

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1022812

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1224644