E. Paterson

E. is 26 years old. He is the Lead Singer of Fake Tales. E. is also known as "The Storyteller". E. is located in Seattle at Seattle Children's.

E. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Collected my first autograph
10		 198862
9/7/2025
30604

Composed 25 hits!
40		 180714
8/13/2023
5931

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 175461
1/6/2023
42442

Played the game 10 years!
10		 173104
9/30/2022
15217

Played in the festival
30		 170086
5/27/2022
6597

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 169693
5/11/2022
16783

Threw my first release party
10		 167822
2/22/2022
35322

Thank Kobe I Found the Key!
10		 167468
2/7/2022
7473

Bark at the Moon!
10		 166796
1/10/2022
7989

Fortnite Frustration!
10		 166460
12/27/2021
8191

Eight Days a Week!
10		 166292
12/20/2021
8347

Winter Games Year 124
10		 166173
12/15/2021
9086

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
66897

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 161600
6/8/2021
6832

Crashed a release party
10		 160604
4/27/2021
40822

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 159281
3/3/2021
43114

Turned in my first challenge
10		 158984
2/19/2021
64218

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 152778
6/5/2020
43218

Starchild
50		 152687
6/1/2020
6037

Hard Boiled
10		 152684
6/1/2020
5735

Mastered the Kobe Sutra
10		 152265
5/15/2020
11133

Played the game 8 years
10		 151831
4/27/2020
22932

420 Superfriendly
10		 151389
4/8/2020
11936

High Times
10		 151118
3/28/2020
37389

Played the game 6 years
10		 140079
12/24/2018
32676

Played the game 4 years
10		 140079
12/24/2018
48025

Played the game 2 years
10		 140079
12/24/2018
71608

Played the game 1 year
10		 140079
12/24/2018
90508

Played the game 1 month
10		 140079
12/24/2018
143161

Played the game 1 week
10		 140079
12/24/2018
156671

Kill the Kraken!
10		 136262
7/18/2018
13451

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
21640

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
35036

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
85035

5000 days!
10		 130520
11/21/2017
56766

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 130259
11/10/2017
46799

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 130170
11/6/2017
45279

As seen on Music Television
10		 130140
11/5/2017
45686

Released a rabbit into the wild!
5		 129134
9/24/2017
40306

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 129128
9/24/2017
18660

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128908
9/15/2017
21991

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128817
9/11/2017
24687

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 128676
9/5/2017
61349

The Hoff
10		 128469
8/27/2017
30464

As seen on The Late Show
10		 124895
3/31/2017
40785

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 110221
7/29/2015
134141

Participated in 5 activities
10		 102014
8/21/2014
71070

Perfect Production
20		 98948
4/15/2014
15617

Produced my First Track
10		 98948
4/15/2014
57069

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22834

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
18371

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
23527

Performed 1000 shows
100		 98916
4/14/2014
14375

Performed 500 Shows
50		 98916
4/14/2014
23030

Performed 100 shows
20		 98916
4/14/2014
47512

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 98916
4/14/2014
18217

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 98916
4/14/2014
29951

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 98790
4/9/2014
21157

The Singing Cactus
10		 98399
3/23/2014
17139

Killed 500 zombies
20		 97427
2/11/2014
26016

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 90217
4/17/2013
49727

Who ya gonna call?
20		 88027
1/15/2013
23518

Visited Antenora
30		 88027
1/15/2013
26669

Killed 100 zombies
15		 88023
1/15/2013
41356

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 84886
9/6/2012
17816

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 84510
8/22/2012
36226

Joined the mile high club
20		 83820
7/24/2012
45733

Completed my first guide
10		 83218
6/29/2012
236248

Performed before 10000 people
30		 78496
12/15/2011
48277

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 72423
4/6/2011
33990

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 71512
2/27/2011
114188

Killed my first zombie
10		 70547
1/18/2011
70466

Started a company for the first time.
10		 69306
11/27/2010
27436

Completed a World Tour
20		 65953
7/11/2010
95135

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 65843
7/6/2010
68024

Climbed the Mountain
10		 65463
6/20/2010
49615

Walked Through the Forest
15		 62780
2/28/2010
98524

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 61766
1/17/2010
118265

Released my first single
10		 61476
1/5/2010
281323

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 61316
12/29/2009
150835

Released my first album
20		 61144
12/22/2009
162360

Performed my first decent concert
10		 60676
12/3/2009
151250

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 60353
11/19/2009
628625

Joined a Social Club
10		 60166
11/11/2009
141721

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 57354
7/17/2009
296218

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 57213
7/11/2009
194072

Became a parent for the first time
20		 56555
6/14/2009
99684

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 55367
4/25/2009
232513

Got married!
20		 54361
3/15/2009
76931

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 53999
2/27/2009
252008

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 53847
2/21/2009
487842

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 53786
2/19/2009
311318

Celebrated New Year
10		 53743
2/17/2009
493522

Celebrated Halloween
10		 53566
2/9/2009
549215

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 53327
1/30/2009
1018467

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 53141
1/23/2009
1029469

Performed my first concert
10		 53141
1/23/2009
1231678

Became VIP
10		 52940
1/14/2009
185718