H. Sassenach

H. is 17 years old. She is the Lead Singer of Cookie Mould & the Smegmettes. H. is also known as "cutie patootie hopey". H. is located in Shanghai at 浦东国际机场 (Airport).

H. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Threw 10 release parties

15
195326
4/13/2025

12008

Frostveil Madness of 144

10
192720
12/26/2024

9011

The Flaming Tumbleweed

10
192696
12/25/2024

6940

Cantus Cactus Viginti

10
192184
12/3/2024

15531

Played the game 8 years

10
186115
3/25/2024

21829

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
184683
1/26/2024

26143

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
177963
4/21/2023

41707

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
176920
3/8/2023

16308

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
176752
3/1/2023

17870

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
175573
1/11/2023

22241

The Zombie Dash Diamond

10
173588
10/20/2022

10361

Lunar Rescue

10
173588
10/20/2022

10599

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
173468
10/15/2022

29276

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
173217
10/5/2022

22972

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
172710
9/14/2022

35695

Spared no expense!

30
172694
9/13/2022

11988

Released my first album

20
172694
9/13/2022

161685

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
172587
9/9/2022

65958

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
172581
9/8/2022

113419

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
172044
8/17/2022

33400

Threw my first release party

10
172022
8/16/2022

34548

Released my first single

10
172022
8/16/2022

280468

Produced my First Track

10
171851
8/9/2022

56553

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
171851
8/9/2022

627393

Got married!

20
171238
7/14/2022

75986

Ready Player One

10
170367
6/8/2022

15499

The Tao of Willie

10
169827
5/17/2022

3863

Infamous Villains Nr. 1

10
168667
3/29/2022

1522

Legendary Adventurers Nr. 2

10
168593
3/26/2022

1097

Popmundo Triads Nr. 1

10
168558
3/25/2022

1532

Fabled Thieves of Fantasia

10
168558
3/25/2022

1000

Historical Figures

10
168497
3/22/2022

1859

Fabled Wizards of Fantasia

10
168493
3/22/2022

989

Fabled Warriors of Fantasia

10
168486
3/22/2022

935

Legendary Adventurers Nr.1

10
168486
3/22/2022

1523

Played the game 6 years

10
167727
2/18/2022

31429

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
160753
5/4/2021

8020

Mastered all the tricks in the book!

20
160256
4/13/2021

10934

Survived the 720 McFly Flip!

20
160240
4/12/2021

9453

Did all the tricks in the book!

20
160143
4/8/2021

13863

Mastered my first trick!

10
159834
3/26/2021

26875

Pulled off my first trick!

10
159790
3/24/2021

42068

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
159719
3/21/2021

2379

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
159593
3/16/2021

9392

Drugs are bad, mkay.

10
159260
3/2/2021

3564

High as a Kite

10
159256
3/2/2021

12013

Performed 500 Shows

50
158331
1/23/2021

22495

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
157723
12/28/2020

42252

Turned in 50 challenges

10
157662
12/26/2020

10883

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
157056
12/1/2020

42158

Crashed a release party

10
156566
11/10/2020

39847

Composed 10 hits!

30
154877
9/1/2020

20978

Performed my first marriage ceremony

10
154873
9/1/2020

6923

Thank Kobe I Found the Key!

10
151143
3/29/2020

6961

Performed before 10000 people

30
150646
3/8/2020

47578

Bark at the Moon!

10
150471
3/1/2020

7434

Performed my first awesome concert

15
150156
2/17/2020

67253

Fortnite Frustration!

10
150135
2/16/2020

7627

Eight Days a Week!

10
149967
2/9/2020

7775

420 Superfriendly

10
149802
2/2/2020

11446

High Times

10
149802
2/2/2020

35958

Played the game 4 years

10
149787
2/2/2020

46337

Played the game 2 years

10
149787
2/2/2020

69878

Played the game 1 year

10
149787
2/2/2020

87728

Played the game 1 month

10
149787
2/2/2020

138924

Played the game 1 week

10
149787
2/2/2020

151934

As seen on Public Access TV

10
135419
6/13/2018

44275

Reached a chess rating of 1000

10
135291
6/8/2018

4122

Won my first ranked chess game

10
135216
6/5/2018

5009

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
134931
5/24/2018

30655

As seen on The Late Show

10
134741
5/16/2018

39962

Joined the mile high club

20
134561
5/8/2018

45238

As seen on Music Television

10
134484
5/5/2018

44718

Who ya gonna call?

20
134452
5/4/2018

23270

Visited Antenora

30
134452
5/4/2018

26416

Killed 500 zombies

20
134451
5/4/2018

25559

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
134401
5/2/2018

35996

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!

20
134303
4/27/2018

11035

Discovered 10 treasures!

10
134246
4/25/2018

6501

Discovered 5 treasures!

10
134140
4/21/2018

8356

It's a pirate's life for me!

10
134104
4/19/2018

6651

The Achievement

10
134102
4/19/2018

6730

Found the Needle!

10
134041
4/17/2018

7171

Kill the Kraken!

10
133717
4/3/2018

13152

Discovered my first treasure!

10
133080
3/8/2018

12127

Attended a release party

10
133047
3/6/2018

41942

The Blizzard of 98

10
132864
2/27/2018

10256

5000 days!

10
132821
2/25/2018

55182

Composed 5 hits!

20
132819
2/25/2018

34165

Composed my first hit!

10
132819
2/25/2018

83026

Visited Land of the Dead

10
132819
2/25/2018

132657

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
130394
11/16/2017

8410

10 tags and counting yo.

15
130337
11/13/2017

25412

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
130327
11/13/2017

54359

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
130270
11/10/2017

15561

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
129235
9/28/2017

39336

Crossed the Desert

20
128632
9/3/2017

45010

Played the city lottery

10
128341
8/22/2017

73201

Turned in 25 challenges

10
128160
8/15/2017

18141

Became a parent for the first time

20
127883
8/3/2017

98836

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
127667
7/25/2017

10785

Founded a Social Club

20
127351
7/12/2017

7337

Faced my Fears

10
127275
7/9/2017

41453

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127199
7/5/2017

18100

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127026
6/28/2017

21313

Cured my first patient

10
127015
6/28/2017

38714

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
126954
6/25/2017

23913

Performed 100 shows

20
126945
6/25/2017

46682

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126806
6/19/2017

59766

As seen on The Morning Show

10
126302
5/29/2017

45778

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
126156
5/23/2017

295172

The Scarlet Letter

10
126052
5/19/2017

8606

Starchild

50
124769
3/26/2017

5921

Hard Boiled

10
124757
3/26/2017

5626

Turned in 10 challenges

10
124003
2/22/2017

28593

Nec Plus Ultra

30
123606
2/6/2017

9937

Crown of Atlantis

10
123500
2/1/2017

21302

Team Nautilus

10
123500
2/1/2017

9197

Climbed the Mountain

10
123263
1/22/2017

48968

Mosaic Marvels

20
123120
1/17/2017

15001

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
122690
12/30/2016

486080

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
122535
12/23/2016

250497

Turned in 5 challenges

10
122516
12/22/2016

37070

The Blizzard of 91

10
122329
12/15/2016

12364

Completed a World Tour

20
122117
12/6/2016

94313

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
122014
12/1/2016

117317

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
121934
11/28/2016

149811

Performed my first decent concert

10
121915
11/27/2016

150261

Walked Through the Forest

15
121901
11/27/2016

97613

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
121839
11/24/2016

193011

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
121797
11/22/2016

231413

Performed before more than 100 people

10
121791
11/22/2016

1025606

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
121767
11/21/2016

310158

Turned in my first challenge

10
121587
11/14/2016

62635

Unholy Diver

20
121507
11/10/2016

20836

Secrets of the Deep

20
121466
11/9/2016

23560

Garage Band

10
121220
10/29/2016

94249

Performed my first concert

10
120566
10/2/2016

1227567

Killed 100 zombies

15
120268
9/20/2016

40832

Killed my first zombie

10
120267
9/20/2016

69869

Hung Ten Everywhere!

10
120264
9/20/2016

6812

Knowledge is Power

20
120257
9/19/2016

72647

Hang Ten on 40 beaches

10
120112
9/13/2016

7318

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
119808
9/1/2016

1015934

Song Writing 101

10
119808
9/1/2016

80657

Completed my first guide

10
119808
9/1/2016

233151

Hang Ten on 30 beaches

10
119764
8/30/2016

7971

Hang Ten on 20 beaches

10
119342
8/12/2016

8830

Hang Ten on 10 beaches

10
119183
8/5/2016

10135

Hang Ten!

10
118587
7/12/2016

15966

The Hoff

10
117381
5/22/2016

29756

Participated in 100 activities

30
113329
12/6/2015

18946

Found True Beauty

20
111681
9/28/2015

23420

Collected 100 autographs

20
109549
7/1/2015

12325

Participated in 25 activities

20
108056
4/30/2015

41091

Collected my first autograph

10
107659
4/13/2015

30100

Became VIP

10
103016
10/2/2014

183548

Participated in 5 activities

10
102564
9/13/2014

69449

Celebrated Halloween

10
100599
6/23/2014

547700

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
100454
6/17/2014

48877

Became Chieftain of a Social Club

15
100352
6/13/2014

59117

Joined a Social Club

10
98103
3/11/2014

140142

Pro Bono Achievement

30
98103
3/11/2014

12029

Celebrated New Year

10
98103
3/11/2014

491987

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. H. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

His Master's Voice

10
129906
10/26/2017

7075

Completed 100 Heists

20
129444
10/7/2017

6000

Threw Down the Gauntlet

10
129240
9/29/2017

5710

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
128415
8/25/2017

19260

Know when to fold 'em

10
128415
8/25/2017

17388

Going Postal

10
128297
8/20/2017

7184

Broke out of jail

20
127933
8/5/2017

9647

Bubba University Alumni

10
127921
8/5/2017

22092

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
127920
8/5/2017

30049

Wanted Criminal

10
127452
7/16/2017

12068

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
127452
7/16/2017

17586

Ma Baker's Pride

20
127452
7/16/2017

6771

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
127452
7/16/2017

6670

Completed 10 Heists

10
127337
7/11/2017

11573

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
127219
7/6/2017

35476

320GB

10
127219
7/6/2017

9448

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
127172
7/4/2017

18325

Under the Radar

10
127153
7/4/2017

18297

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
127153
7/4/2017

14170

Completed My First Heist

10
127153
7/4/2017

23120

Know when to hold 'em

10
127087
7/1/2017

37058