M. Bastard

M. is 18 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of The Magnificent One. M. is also known as "Centre of the Known Universe". M. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

M. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Frostveil Madness of 144

10
192617
12/21/2024

9011

Cantus Cactus Viginti

10
192212
12/4/2024

15531

Played the game 10 years!

10
191264
10/26/2024

13878

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
177699
4/10/2023

25991

Played the game 8 years

10
173744
10/27/2022

21522

Ready Player One

10
170384
6/9/2022

15208

The Tao of Willie

10
169946
5/22/2022

3776

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
168339
3/16/2022

41437

Winter Games Year 124

10
166267
12/19/2021

9086

Became a parent for the first time

20
166234
12/18/2021

98563

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
164616
10/12/2021

10663

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
164254
9/26/2021

35869

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
162963
8/4/2021

65601

Lucky Number Seven!

30
162354
7/9/2021

1023

Got married!

20
161613
6/8/2021

75661

Played the game 6 years

10
156227
10/27/2020

31100

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
156078
10/21/2020

2331

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
155496
9/27/2020

7916

Hang Ten!

10
149232
1/10/2020

15822

Turned in 100 challenges

10
148694
12/18/2019

4936

High as a Kite

10
146015
8/28/2019

11831

Completed 500 Heists

50
144838
7/10/2019

1879

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144071
6/8/2019

41569

420 Superfriendly

10
143853
5/30/2019

11286

High Times

10
143800
5/28/2019

35468

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
143187
5/3/2019

9247

Three Sevens!

20
139869
12/15/2018

2315

Played the game 4 years

10
139335
11/23/2018

45788

Played the game 2 years

10
139335
11/23/2018

69235

Played the game 1 year

10
139335
11/23/2018

86751

Played the game 1 month

10
139335
11/23/2018

137452

Played the game 1 week

10
139335
11/23/2018

150368

Visited the Shifty Underground Club

20
137256
8/29/2018

3006

Looking for Sevens!

10
137256
8/29/2018

2841

Tomb Raider

10
136415
7/24/2018

4223

Participated in 100 activities

30
136064
7/10/2018

18767

Took the easy way out

10
135400
6/12/2018

3128

Turned in 50 challenges

10
134972
5/25/2018

10734

Discovered 10 treasures!

10
134488
5/5/2018

6420

Found the Needle!

10
134444
5/3/2018

7090

The Achievement

10
134420
5/2/2018

6652

It's a pirate's life for me!

10
134417
5/2/2018

6563

Discovered 5 treasures!

10
134397
5/1/2018

8264

Discovered my first treasure!

10
134333
4/29/2018

12023

Wanted in 5 Cities

10
133966
4/13/2018

1898

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
133776
4/6/2018

30286

Killed 100 zombies

15
133727
4/3/2018

40624

Save the Kraken!

10
133720
4/3/2018

28822

Escaped the long arm of the law for the tenth time.

20
133105
3/9/2018

3916

Excelsior Receipt

20
132314
2/4/2018

1388

Knowledge is Power

20
131913
1/18/2018

72185

The Blizzard of 98

10
131527
1/2/2018

10256

Wanted Criminal

10
131411
12/28/2017

11943

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
131235
12/21/2017

17901

Pharmaceutical Felony

10
131035
12/12/2017

4747

Corporate Espionage

10
130915
12/7/2017

4368

5000 days!

10
130537
11/22/2017

54736

Turned in 25 challenges

10
130511
11/20/2017

17916

Completed 100 Heists

20
130245
11/9/2017

5914

The Office

10
130011
10/31/2017

6792

His Master's Voice

10
129914
10/27/2017

6932

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
129741
10/19/2017

23082

Going Postal

10
129609
10/14/2017

7071

Played the city lottery

10
129541
10/11/2017

72654

Under the Radar III

30
128432
8/26/2017

6665

Ma Baker's Pride

20
128432
8/26/2017

6676

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
128432
8/26/2017

6573

320GB

10
128127
8/13/2017

9303

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127965
8/6/2017

21090

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
127917
8/4/2017

250041

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127831
8/1/2017

23657

Turned in 10 challenges

10
127314
7/10/2017

28249

Walked Through the Forest

15
127280
7/9/2017

97205

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
127147
7/3/2017

59217

Broke out of jail

20
127079
6/30/2017

9524

Completed 10 Heists

10
126882
6/22/2017

11404

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
126077
5/20/2017

485483

Turned in 5 challenges

10
126046
5/18/2017

36673

Know when to fold 'em

10
126044
5/18/2017

17225

Participated in 25 activities

20
125956
5/15/2017

40666

Climbed the Mountain

10
125944
5/14/2017

48762

Braille Receipt

10
125902
5/12/2017

7191

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
125879
5/11/2017

19079

Killed my first zombie

10
125650
5/2/2017

69616

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
125649
5/2/2017

13992

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
125397
4/21/2017

17433

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
125397
4/21/2017

18154

Bubba University Alumni

10
125340
4/19/2017

21867

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
125339
4/19/2017

29780

Turned in my first challenge

10
125320
4/18/2017

62078

Under the Radar

10
125305
4/18/2017

18116

Completed My First Heist

10
125305
4/18/2017

22923

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
125181
4/12/2017

35183

Know when to hold 'em

10
125181
4/12/2017

36751

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
125181
4/12/2017

1015102

Completed my first guide

10
125181
4/12/2017

232138

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
124596
3/19/2017

48611

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
124373
3/10/2017

8360

Joined a Social Club

10
123499
2/1/2017

139584

10 tags and counting yo.

15
123114
1/16/2017

25344

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
123095
1/15/2017

54265

The Hoff

10
118102
6/21/2016

29526

Attended a release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

41684

Celebrated New Year

10
104827
12/16/2014

490868

Celebrated Halloween

10
104618
12/8/2014

547158

Became VIP

10
104520
12/4/2014

182845

Participated in 5 activities

10
103712
10/31/2014

68878