D. Wolffram

D. is 25 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Malthusians Pay The Cops. D. is also known as "Dante's Inferno". D. is located in Seattle at Harborview Medical Center.

D. likes to guard items during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
197823
7/26/2025

17853

Turned in 25 challenges

10
197728
7/22/2025

18636

Rescued a Jailbird

20
197446
7/10/2025

3049

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
196516
6/2/2025

49428

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
192948
1/4/2025

18477

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
191963
11/24/2024

21770

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
191527
11/6/2024

24453

High Times

10
191296
10/27/2024

36955

Broke out of jail

20
189567
8/16/2024

9900

Knowledge is Power

20
189567
8/16/2024

73498

Bubba University Alumni

10
189561
8/16/2024

22503

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
189553
8/16/2024

30516

Completed 100 Heists

20
189459
8/12/2024

6193

Celebrated Halloween

10
189305
8/5/2024

548687

Walked Through the Forest

15
189112
7/28/2024

98240

Pulled off my first trick!

10
189076
7/27/2024

43130

Played the city lottery

10
189076
7/27/2024

74297

Turned in 10 challenges

10
188967
7/22/2024

29212

Pharmaceutical Felony

10
188897
7/19/2024

5006

Know when to fold 'em

10
188709
7/11/2024

17695

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
188393
6/28/2024

251660

Turned in 5 challenges

10
188020
6/13/2024

37772

Stole an item for the first time.

10
187975
6/11/2024

11340

The Office

10
187768
6/2/2024

7135

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
187767
6/2/2024

14495

Going Postal

10
187767
6/2/2024

7415

Hill Street Heist

10
187732
6/1/2024

3921

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
187683
5/30/2024

19608

Corporate Espionage

10
187589
5/26/2024

4580

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
187515
5/23/2024

60890

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
187489
5/22/2024

487332

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
187481
5/21/2024

36014

320GB

10
187481
5/21/2024

9696

Under the Radar III

30
187432
5/19/2024

6978

Ma Baker's Pride

20
187432
5/19/2024

6992

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
187432
5/19/2024

6881

Completed 10 Heists

10
187384
5/17/2024

11827

Turned in my first challenge

10
187368
5/17/2024

63654

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
187348
5/16/2024

18612

His Master's Voice

10
187348
5/16/2024

7312

Under the Radar II

20
187333
5/15/2024

4502

Under the Radar

10
187333
5/15/2024

18673

The Bank Job

10
187333
5/15/2024

4668

Completed My First Heist

10
187333
5/15/2024

23536

Completed my first guide

10
187297
5/14/2024

235210

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
187297
5/14/2024

1017577

Crashed a release party

10
187027
5/2/2024

40512

Know when to hold 'em

10
187011
5/2/2024

37648

Played the game 2 years

10
182959
11/15/2023

71100

Played the game 1 year

10
174193
11/15/2022

89607

Played the game 1 month

10
166107
12/13/2021

141696

Played the game 1 week

10
165609
11/22/2021

155044

Became VIP

10
165592
11/21/2021

184993