P. Bastard

P. is 49 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Gold Wedding Anniversary

10
188829
7/16/2024

1941

Played the game 16 years!

10
188432
6/30/2024

2567

Played the game 14 years!

10
170904
7/1/2022

5314

Participated in 100 activities

30
168019
3/2/2022

19366

Winter Games Year 124

10
166197
12/16/2021

9086

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161949
6/22/2021

8777

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

26642

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

42270

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

66704

Threw 25 release parties

20
156208
10/26/2020

5899

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
155733
10/6/2020

9677

Climbed the Mountain

10
155510
9/27/2020

49615

Played the game 12 years!

10
153390
7/1/2020

9266

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
152782
6/5/2020

15561

High as a Kite

10
147442
10/27/2019

12472

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
146941
10/6/2019

8272

Mastered my first trick!

10
145221
7/26/2019

27709

420 Superfriendly

10
144923
7/14/2019

11869

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144758
7/7/2019

43277

High Times

10
144756
7/7/2019

37112

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
140305
1/3/2019

31559

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139905
12/17/2018

9881

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!

20
139736
12/10/2018

11035

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

15043

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

22711

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

32446

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

47697

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

71318

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

89926

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

142201

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

155620

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
139048
11/11/2018

40094

Reached a chess rating of 1000

10
138684
10/27/2018

4176

Kill the Kraken!

10
137587
9/11/2018

13361

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
137040
8/20/2018

18549

Won my first ranked chess game

10
136584
8/1/2018

5067

Played the city lottery

10
136407
7/24/2018

74462

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136382
7/23/2018

21857

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136027
7/8/2018

24537

Composed 25 hits!

40
131050
12/13/2017

5865

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

21535

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

34877

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

84581

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126803
6/19/2017

61037

Turned in 10 challenges

10
126065
5/19/2017

29321

As seen on Music Television

10
122273
12/12/2016

45462

Turned in 5 challenges

10
122179
12/8/2016

37939

Turned in my first challenge

10
121380
11/5/2016

63854

As seen on The Late Show

10
118630
7/13/2016

40603

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118321
7/1/2016

42944

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
118320
7/1/2016

43004

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118309
6/30/2016

46582

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118207
6/26/2016

45048

The Hoff

10
117215
5/15/2016

30339

Performed 3000 Shows

100
115116
2/18/2016

3406

The Blizzard of 85

10
113682
12/20/2015

15026

Completed a God Smacking World Tour

50
111565
9/23/2015

4063

Played in the festival

30
111458
9/19/2015

6386

My land's only borders lie around my heart

0
111186
9/7/2015

1637

Threw 10 release parties

15
110877
8/25/2015

12285

300 Articles Published

50
109860
7/14/2015

22

Spared no expense!

30
107517
4/7/2015

12314

Attended a release party

10
106814
3/9/2015

42709

Crashed a release party

10
106385
2/19/2015

40620

Participated in a beta and all I got was this lousy achievement

5
106166
2/10/2015

7552

Threw my first release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

35196

Nec Plus Ultra

30
105713
1/22/2015

10156

Crown of Atlantis

10
105622
1/18/2015

21626

Team Kraken

10
105621
1/18/2015

12453

Mosaic Marvels

20
105602
1/18/2015

15243

My band reached #1 on the Video chart

30
103829
11/5/2014

4305

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

30
103080
10/5/2014

4237

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
102908
9/27/2014

10214

Unholy Diver

20
102794
9/23/2014

21169

Participated in 25 activities

20
102783
9/22/2014

41886

Secrets of the Deep

20
102782
9/22/2014

23919

Participated in 5 activities

10
102014
8/21/2014

70689

Performed 2000 Shows

100
101261
7/21/2014

6763

Knowledge is Power

20
100260
6/9/2014

73631

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
100197
6/6/2014

8555

10 tags and counting yo.

15
100141
6/4/2014

25604

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
100130
6/4/2014

54610

Perfect Production

20
99275
4/29/2014

15564

Produced my First Track

10
99275
4/29/2014

56964

200 Articles Published

50
98962
4/16/2014

51

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

16699

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22719

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

18277

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

23411

Performed 1000 shows

100
98802
4/9/2014

14275

Performed 500 Shows

50
98802
4/9/2014

22915

Performed 100 shows

20
98802
4/9/2014

47331

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
98802
4/9/2014

18126

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
98802
4/9/2014

29823

The Singing Cactus

10
98134
3/12/2014

17139

My band reached the Top 10 Video chart

20
90053
4/10/2013

8531

My band reached the Top 40 Video chart

10
89549
3/20/2013

12213

Who ya gonna call?

20
88032
1/16/2013

23484

Visited Antenora

30
88032
1/16/2013

26634

First photograph published.

10
83639
7/16/2012

15363

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
83334
7/4/2012

21090

Garage Band

10
81711
4/27/2012

95099

Completed my first guide

10
81658
4/25/2012

235596

Song Writing 101

10
81658
4/25/2012

81392

Cured my first patient

10
81316
4/11/2012

39007

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79673
2/2/2012

49535

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
78275
12/6/2011

17713

Crossed the Desert

20
76223
9/11/2011

45536

Killed 2000 zombies

30
75931
8/30/2011

14949

Killed 1000 zombies

25
67851
9/28/2010

20262

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
67409
9/9/2010

33870

Walked Through the Forest

15
62758
2/27/2010

98524

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
61529
1/7/2010

114045

Faced my Fears

10
61412
1/2/2010

41942

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
60316
11/18/2009

36115

100 articles published

50
58836
9/17/2009

243

Released my first single

10
57407
7/19/2009

281167

Performed my first awesome concert

15
56924
6/29/2009

67883

Completed a World Tour

20
56901
6/28/2009

94990

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
56682
6/19/2009

628370

Performed my first decent concert

10
55961
5/20/2009

151078

Killed 500 zombies

20
55754
5/12/2009

25943

Became Chief of Police

10
54288
3/12/2009

567

Released my first album

20
53568
2/10/2009

162241

Arrested 100 criminals

20
53253
1/27/2009

1567

Killed 100 zombies

15
53078
1/20/2009

41258

Started a company for the first time.

10
52764
1/7/2009

27424

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52632
1/2/2009

251660

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
51933
12/3/2008

36281

Killed my first zombie

10
51720
11/25/2008

70344

Arrested my first criminal.

10
51326
11/8/2008

10934

Got married!

20
51168
11/2/2008

76775

25 articles published

20
50400
10/1/2008

1089

Visited Land of the Dead

10
50204
9/22/2008

133907

Became VIP

10
50203
9/22/2008

185230

Viva La Revolucion

0
50075
9/17/2008

6031

Celebrated Halloween

10
49514
8/25/2008

549215

5 articles published.

10
48720
7/23/2008

4639

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
48432
7/11/2008

487500

Performed before 10000 people

30
48402
7/9/2008

48131

Celebrated New Year

10
48370
7/8/2008

492972

Joined the mile high club

20
48346
7/7/2008

45632

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

118083

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

150641

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

193827

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

232246

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

311041

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
48322
7/6/2008

296005

Performed before more than 100 people

10
48322
7/6/2008

1028682

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
48285
7/4/2008

1017903

Performed my first concert

10
48261
7/3/2008

1230836

Became Chieftain of a Social Club

15
48250
7/3/2008

59516

Joined a Social Club

10
48250
7/3/2008

141430

Became a parent for the first time

20
48250
7/3/2008

99549

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. P. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Stole an item for the first time.

10
58324
8/27/2009

11349

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
50399
9/30/2008

17899