P. Bastard

P. is 39 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Lust.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 14 years!

10
170904
7/1/2022

3601

Participated in 100 activities

30
168019
3/2/2022

17572

Winter Games Year 124

10
166197
12/16/2021

9086

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161949
6/22/2021

7238

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

24867

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

40248

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

64015

Threw 25 release parties

20
156208
10/26/2020

5108

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
155733
10/6/2020

8526

Climbed the Mountain

10
155510
9/27/2020

47230

Played the game 12 years!

10
153390
7/1/2020

7306

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
152782
6/5/2020

14504

High as a Kite

10
147442
10/27/2019

10762

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
146941
10/6/2019

7301

Mastered my first trick!

10
145221
7/26/2019

24319

420 Superfriendly

10
144923
7/14/2019

10323

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144758
7/7/2019

38407

High Times

10
144756
7/7/2019

32671

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
140305
1/3/2019

28522

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139905
12/17/2018

9881

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!

20
139736
12/10/2018

10322

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

12257

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

19475

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

29022

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

42371

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

65303

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

82566

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

128127

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

139968

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
139048
11/11/2018

36988

Reached a chess rating of 1000

10
138684
10/27/2018

3891

Kill the Kraken!

10
137587
9/11/2018

12439

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
137040
8/20/2018

16752

Won my first ranked chess game

10
136584
8/1/2018

4738

Played the city lottery

10
136407
7/24/2018

69305

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136382
7/23/2018

19769

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136027
7/8/2018

22178

Composed 25 hits!

40
131050
12/13/2017

4688

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

19573

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

32362

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

78614

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126803
6/19/2017

56230

Turned in 10 challenges

10
126065
5/19/2017

26674

As seen on Music Television

10
122273
12/12/2016

42604

Turned in 5 challenges

10
122179
12/8/2016

34574

Turned in my first challenge

10
121380
11/5/2016

58834

As seen on The Late Show

10
118630
7/13/2016

38204

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118321
7/1/2016

40223

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
118320
7/1/2016

40237

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118309
6/30/2016

43626

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118207
6/26/2016

42249

The Hoff

10
117215
5/15/2016

28193

Performed 3000 Shows

100
115116
2/18/2016

2797

The Blizzard of 85

10
113682
12/20/2015

15025

Completed a God Smacking World Tour

50
111565
9/23/2015

3484

Played in the festival

30
111458
9/19/2015

5754

My land's only borders lie around my heart

0
111186
9/7/2015

1637

Threw 10 release parties

15
110877
8/25/2015

11172

300 Articles Published

50
109860
7/14/2015

19

Spared no expense!

30
107517
4/7/2015

11368

Attended a release party

10
106814
3/9/2015

39963

Crashed a release party

10
106385
2/19/2015

38044

Participated in a beta and all I got was this lousy achievement

5
106166
2/10/2015

7552

Threw my first release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

33098

Nec Plus Ultra

30
105713
1/22/2015

9289

Crown of Atlantis

10
105622
1/18/2015

20314

Team Kraken

10
105621
1/18/2015

11632

Mosaic Marvels

20
105602
1/18/2015

14220

My band reached #1 on the Video chart

30
103829
11/5/2014

3937

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

30
103080
10/5/2014

3997

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
102908
9/27/2014

9439

Unholy Diver

20
102794
9/23/2014

19845

Participated in 25 activities

20
102783
9/22/2014

38499

Secrets of the Deep

20
102782
9/22/2014

22412

Participated in 5 activities

10
102014
8/21/2014

65838

Performed 2000 Shows

100
101261
7/21/2014

5918

Knowledge is Power

20
100260
6/9/2014

69860

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
100197
6/6/2014

8087

10 tags and counting yo.

15
100141
6/4/2014

24914

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
100130
6/4/2014

53679

Perfect Production

20
99275
4/29/2014

14762

Produced my First Track

10
99275
4/29/2014

55478

200 Articles Published

50
98962
4/16/2014

46

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

15411

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

21187

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

16967

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

21908

Performed 1000 shows

100
98802
4/9/2014

13079

Performed 500 Shows

50
98802
4/9/2014

21408

Performed 100 shows

20
98802
4/9/2014

44962

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
98802
4/9/2014

16818

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
98802
4/9/2014

27972

The Singing Cactus

10
98134
3/12/2014

17138

My band reached the Top 10 Video chart

20
90053
4/10/2013

7891

My band reached the Top 40 Video chart

10
89549
3/20/2013

11483

Who ya gonna call?

20
88032
1/16/2013

22659

Visited Antenora

30
88032
1/16/2013

25798

First photograph published.

10
83639
7/16/2012

14913

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
83334
7/4/2012

20077

Garage Band

10
81711
4/27/2012

91816

Completed my first guide

10
81658
4/25/2012

226195

Song Writing 101

10
81658
4/25/2012

78545

Cured my first patient

10
81316
4/11/2012

37747

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79673
2/2/2012

46952

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
78275
12/6/2011

16587

Crossed the Desert

20
76223
9/11/2011

43143

Killed 2000 zombies

30
75931
8/30/2011

13826

Killed 1000 zombies

25
67851
9/28/2010

18956

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
67409
9/9/2010

32309

Walked Through the Forest

15
62758
2/27/2010

94926

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
61529
1/7/2010

111843

Faced my Fears

10
61412
1/2/2010

40005

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
60316
11/18/2009

34674

100 articles published

50
58836
9/17/2009

235

Stole an item for the first time.

10
58324
8/27/2009

11124

Released my first single

10
57407
7/19/2009

278776

Performed my first awesome concert

15
56924
6/29/2009

65729

Completed a World Tour

20
56901
6/28/2009

92723

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
56682
6/19/2009

624736

Performed my first decent concert

10
55961
5/20/2009

148101

Killed 500 zombies

20
55754
5/12/2009

24519

Became Chief of Police

10
54288
3/12/2009

567

Released my first album

20
53568
2/10/2009

160406

Arrested 100 criminals

20
53253
1/27/2009

1538

Killed 100 zombies

15
53078
1/20/2009

39611

Started a company for the first time.

10
52764
1/7/2009

27182

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52632
1/2/2009

247548

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
51933
12/3/2008

35064

Killed my first zombie

10
51720
11/25/2008

68438

Arrested my first criminal.

10
51326
11/8/2008

10656

Got married!

20
51168
11/2/2008

74008

25 articles published

20
50400
10/1/2008

1076

Visited Land of the Dead

10
50204
9/22/2008

129489

Became VIP

10
50203
9/22/2008

178914

Viva La Revolucion

0
50075
9/17/2008

6031

Celebrated Halloween

10
49514
8/25/2008

543126

5 articles published.

10
48720
7/23/2008

4547

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
48432
7/11/2008

482253

Performed before 10000 people

30
48402
7/9/2008

46304

Celebrated New Year

10
48370
7/8/2008

487534

Joined the mile high club

20
48346
7/7/2008

44168

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

115537

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

147970

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

191018

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

229285

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

307826

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
48322
7/6/2008

292801

Performed before more than 100 people

10
48322
7/6/2008

1016622

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
48285
7/4/2008

1010425

Performed my first concert

10
48261
7/3/2008

1218048

Became Chieftain of a Social Club

15
48250
7/3/2008

57926

Joined a Social Club

10
48250
7/3/2008

136300

Became a parent for the first time

20
48250
7/3/2008

96164

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. P. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
50399
9/30/2008

16615