P. Impellizzeri

P. is 109 years old. He is the Goblet Drummer of The Return of The Idiots. P. is located in Milan at Cimitero Monumentale.

P. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to manage company in order to get ahead professionally.

Character Skills

Skills are an essential key to success. You normally gain new skills by reading books or attending university classes. Some skills can only be learned through special circumstances and events in the game however. After all, none of us learned how to walk by reading a book...

Characters can choose to keep some or all of their skills secret. The number of skills a character keeps secret can be seen at the bottom of the page.

Skill Level
Artistic
Basic Acting 50
Basic Art & Design 40
Basic Photography 50
Basic Sewing 0
Graffiti Painting 40
Motion Picture Photography 50
Business
Accounting 20
Basic Economics 30
Basic Media Manipulation 50
Public Relations 50
Spin Doctor Mastery 50
Crafting
Basic Cooking 30
Cigar Making 10
Distillation 30
Criminal
Arson 50
Basic Crime 50
Basic Stealth 10
Burglary 50
Criminal Reconnaissance 50
Pickpocket Mastery 40
Prison Escape 40
Firemen
Basic Fire Fighting 40
Medicine
Advanced Pharmacology 50
Basic Medicine 50
Pharmacology 50
Professional Medicine 50
Miscellaneous
Power Tools 30
Music
Basic Composing 50
Basic Lyrics 50
Basic Record Production 50
Composing Singalongs 50
Music Improvisation 50
Music Genre Skills
African Music 50
Classical 50
Heavy Metal 50
Jazz 50
Latin Music 50
Modern Rock 50
Punk Rock 50
Reggae 50
Rock 50
Musical Instrument
Banjo 50
Basic Brass Instruments 50
Basic Percussions 50
Basic Singing 50
Basic String Instruments 50
Basic Woodwind Instruments 50
Goblet Drums 50
Lead Vocals 50
Mandolin 50
Saxophone 50
Violin 50
Nature & Resources
Basic Botany 50
Entomology 0
Paranormal Sciences
Paranormal Tracking Devices 50
Police
Basic Detective 20
Basic Fire Arms 50
Basic Law 30
DNA Analysis 0
Fingerprint recognition 20
Image analysis 0
Special Weapons And Tactics 20
Undercover Operations 0
Science
Advanced Pedagogy 20
Ancient History 40
Basic Psychology 20
Basic Science 10
Basic Teaching 40
Chemistry 20
Sexual
Sex 50
Social
All-night Partying 50
Animal Training 0
Basic Comedy 50
Basic Illusionism 40
Basic Leadership 50
Basic Manners 50
Basic Politics 20
Basic Sex Appeal 50
Basic Street-smartness 30
Parenthood 0
Professional Etiquette 50
Professional Rhetoric 50
Proper Drinking Habits 50
Rhetoric 50
Street Lore 20
Tantric Sex 50
Spiritual
Basic Astrology 30
Sports
Basic Martial Arts 50
Basic Skateboard 50
Basic Skiing 10
Basic Yoga 50
Surfing 50
Yoga Mastery 50
Stage & Performance
Audience Awareness 50
Basic Catwalking 50
Basic Dancing 50
Basic Fashion 50
Basic Make Up 50
Basic Modeling 50
Basic Showmanship 50
Basic Special Effects 50
Fire Breathing 50
Professional Comedy 50
Professional Showmanship 50
Stagediving 10