J. Lalande

J. is 86 years old. He is the Lead Singer of El Osito de Cristal. J. is also known as "°(・ω・)° ꒰꒒ ꒩ꍛ꒐τ꒩ °(・ω・)°". J. is located in London at Minister J’s Chapel.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to write a joke in order to get ahead professionally.

Character Skills

Skills are an essential key to success. You normally gain new skills by reading books or attending university classes. Some skills can only be learned through special circumstances and events in the game however. After all, none of us learned how to walk by reading a book...

Characters can choose to keep some or all of their skills secret. The number of skills a character keeps secret can be seen at the bottom of the page.

Skill Level
Artistic
Basic Acting 50
Basic Art & Design 50
Basic Photography 50
Basic Sewing 50
Engraving 40
Graffiti Painting 0
Motion Picture Photography 0
Business
Accounting 50
Basic Economics 50
Basic Media Manipulation 50
Public Relations 50
Spin Doctor Mastery 50
Crafting
Agriculture 0
Baking 0
Basic Cooking 50
Cigar Making 0
Hat Making 0
Mixology 0
Criminal
Basic Crime 40
Basic Stealth 50
Firemen
Basic Fire Fighting 50
Medicine
Advanced Pharmacology 50
Basic Medicine 50
Pharmacology 50
Professional Medicine 50
Veterinary Medicine 0
Miscellaneous
Power Tools 30
Music
Basic Composing 50
Basic Lyrics 50
Basic Record Production 50
Composing Anthems 50
Composing Ballads 50
Composing Crowdpleasers 50
Composing Easy Listening 50
Composing Floorfillers 50
Composing Music for Musicians 50
Composing Simplistic Music 50
Composing Singalongs 50
Music Improvisation 50
Music Genre Skills
African Music 0
Blues 0
Classical 50
Country & Western 50
Electronica 50
Flamenco Music 50
Heavy Metal 50
Hip Hop 10
Jazz 50
Latin Music 50
Modern Rock 50
Pop 50
Punk Rock 0
Reggae 0
Rhythm & Blues 0
Rock 50
World Music 0
Musical Instrument
Acoustic Guitar 0
Backup Vocals 0
Banjo 0
Basic Brass Instruments 50
Basic Electronic Instruments 0
Basic Keyboard Instruments 0
Basic Percussions 50
Basic Rapping 0
Basic Singing 50
Basic String Instruments 50
Basic Woodwind Instruments 0
Bass Guitar 0
Cello 0
Chapman Stick 0
Contrabass 0
Dobro 0
Drums 0
Dulcimer 0
Electric Guitar 50
Goblet Drums 0
Harp 0
Lead Vocals 50
Lute 0
Mandolin 0
Trombone 0
Trumpet 0
Tuba 0
Ukulele 0
Violin 0
Xylophone 0
Zither 0
Nature & Resources
Basic Botany 50
Entomology 0
Fishing 50
Paranormal Sciences
Paranormal Tracking Devices 30
Police
Basic Detective 50
Basic Fire Arms 50
Basic Law 50
DNA Analysis 0
Fingerprint recognition 0
Image analysis 0
Special Weapons And Tactics 0
Undercover Operations 0
Science
Advanced Engineering 0
Advanced Pedagogy 0
Advanced Science 0
Ancient History 50
Basic Computer Knowledge 0
Basic Engineering 50
Basic Psychology 50
Basic Science 40
Basic Teaching 50
Chemistry 20
Linguistics 50
Sexual
Sex 50
Social
Animal Training 50
Basic Comedy 50
Basic Illusionism 50
Basic Leadership 50
Basic Manners 50
Basic Party Planning 50
Basic Politics 0
Basic Sex Appeal 50
Basic Street-smartness 50
Parenthood 50
Professional Etiquette 50
Professional Rhetoric 50
Proper Drinking Habits 50
Rhetoric 50
Street Lore 50
Surviving on the Street 50
Tantric Sex 50
Spiritual
Basic Astrology 50
Basic Religion 50
Ritual Summoning 50
Sports
Aikido Mastery 50
Basic Basketball 50
Basic Martial Arts 50
Basic Racket Sports 50
Basic Skateboard 50
Basic Soccer 50
Basic Volleyball 50
Basic Yoga 50
Fist Fighting 50
Jujutsu Mastery 50
Kung Fu Mastery 50
Surfing 50
Yoga Mastery 50
Stage & Performance
Advanced Fireworks 50
Audience Awareness 50
Basic Catwalking 50
Basic Dancing 50
Basic Fashion 50
Basic Make Up 50
Basic Modeling 50
Basic Showmanship 50
Basic Special Effects 50
Breakdancing 50
Disguise 0
Erotic Dance 50
Fire Breathing 50
Folk Dancing 50
Lighting Wizardry 50
Moonwalking 50
Professional Comedy 50
Professional Dancing 50
Professional Poetry 50
Professional Showmanship 50
Stage Illusionism 50
Stagediving 50