D. Swink

D. is 101 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Daisey Salter. D. is located in Berlin at Grand Hotel Ritz | Berlin.

D. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Kolbie The Cheese Girl

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Song Details

Kolbie The Cheese Girl is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Adagio. The music is GOD SMACKING and the lyrics are GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS. The song was written 1/10/2007 by D. Swink. The originality is poor.

Fame: 53
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 20
Genre: Heavy Metal
Owner: Ze Evil Gnömes
First Revealed: 1/10/2007 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Drums
Bass Guitar
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals

Special Lyrics

Groaning and monaning through the bedroom walls
Her love life entertains whole student halls
Cheese Girl brings many guys to her sack
But most of them never seem to come back

Her name is Kolbie
She looks like a cheese
According to Rosamond
She is eager to please

Rosamond twists and turns as she tries to get some rest
While Cheezy does what she likes best
Even though she looks like a hag
She is uni's biggest slag

Her name is Kolbie
She looks like a cheese
According to Rosamond
She is eager to please

When Cheese Girl comes she likes to scream
Just as her bartending loser ejects his cream
Hers is by far the loudest room
But to Rosamond it only brings thoughts of doom

Her name is Kolbie
She looks like a cheese
According to Rosamond
She is eager to please

Covers

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