D. Swink
D. is 101 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Daisey Salter.
D. is located in Los Angeles at LA | Somewhere in Time.
D. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.
This rocker makes frequent stops at your mom's house.
The songs of D.
Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.
Known Songs
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Popularity
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Composed
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Jesus wears a trucker hat
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205
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1878876/7/2024
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Hang'em high!
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720
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1876485/28/2024
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Moonshine and banjos
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500
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1860333/22/2024
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When your stepmom is your sister
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330
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1856713/7/2024
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Your mum and me
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490
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18327511/28/2023
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I left my Stetson in Blötberget
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500
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18317711/24/2023
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NASCAR is for little girls
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500
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18192610/3/2023
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Rednecks must die!
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500
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1817149/24/2023
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Horse Manure
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480
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1816039/19/2023
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Swinkier Than Thou
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500
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16611312/13/2021
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The Unholy Republic of Swink
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500
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16593312/5/2021
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Hungry for Swink
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500
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16561711/22/2021
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Never mind the seeds - here's the Swink!
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500
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16494310/25/2021
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Who do I have to blow to get a seed?
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500
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1643179/29/2021
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Seeds of Sorrow
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500
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1640259/17/2021
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Gimme Gimme Those Seeds!
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500
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1606204/28/2021
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Counting My Toes
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500
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1603294/16/2021
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Do ya Swink I'm sexy?
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500
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1601414/8/2021
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Swink Nation
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500
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1594893/12/2021
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Back to Swink
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500
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1593703/7/2021
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Backwards People from up North
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500
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721073/24/2011
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Din Mamma och Jag
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500
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720143/20/2011
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Surf Nazis Must Die!
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500
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707701/27/2011
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A Really Fast Song
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500
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706741/23/2011
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Great Fucking Song that Kicks Ass!
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500
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705431/18/2011
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Facepalm
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500
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6854410/27/2010
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In Your Face
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500
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6843410/22/2010
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Röck Döts
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500
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6832510/17/2010
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How hot is my wife? Zzzzziiizzzzling!
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500
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672229/1/2010
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Rendezvous (My knuckles and your face)
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500
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670968/27/2010
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Red
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500
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655536/24/2010
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Cute, fluffy little lambs (Bloodbath)
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500
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652666/12/2010
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XXX
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500
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650766/4/2010
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Kgrmtz!
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500
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649675/30/2010
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Poof
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500
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634173/27/2010
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Death to False Metal!
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500
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633433/24/2010
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Go to Hell!
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500
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632283/19/2010
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Knucklesandwich
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500
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631063/14/2010
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You suck!
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500
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630123/10/2010
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Feel That Swinky Music Baby
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500
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616221/11/2010
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Music for The Minions
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500
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615491/8/2010
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Gris är gott
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500
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614811/5/2010
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Fuck You You Fucking Fuck (Merry Xmas)
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500
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613891/1/2010
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The Wife Demands a Song
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500
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6116412/23/2009
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Just Another Song
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500
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6048711/25/2009
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Satan sucks Mayor ass!
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500
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6019911/13/2009
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Whatever you do I'll do your mum
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500
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6008611/8/2009
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A Perfect Day to Kill a Troll
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500
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5993611/2/2009
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Bunny Ears are Metal
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500
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581118/18/2009
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S.W.I.N.K.
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500
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579058/9/2009
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Porrpung
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500
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577348/2/2009
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Give War a Chance
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500
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561015/26/2009
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Non VIP:s are Lesser Humans
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500
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559795/21/2009
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Thierry got chlamydia
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500
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5057710/8/2008
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Fatter By The Day
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500
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5057710/8/2008
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Tribadism
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500
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5057710/8/2008
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Cumbucket
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500
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496228/29/2008
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The Incredible Hunkaliciousness of Des Swink
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500
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494488/22/2008
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Lars Lagerbäck must die!
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500
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486717/20/2008
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Alkmaarians Smell of Cheese
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500
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477006/10/2008
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Scrotum Bouncing Against Scrotum
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500
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475206/3/2008
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Swink, motherfucker! Swink!
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500
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467885/3/2008
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Punk, motherfucker! Punk!
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500
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464734/20/2008
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Apollo Rocket of Love
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500
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460984/4/2008
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M.I.L.F.
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500
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407398/25/2007
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Pixelcounters Have Small Dicks
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500
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396927/12/2007
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Lizzette is a Slut!
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500
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386095/28/2007
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Kolbie The Cheese Girl
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500
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352801/10/2007
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Lame, Lamer, Bruinsma
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500
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3481912/21/2006
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Pretty in Swink
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500
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3457312/11/2006
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Ge Mig Säd!
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500
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3402211/18/2006
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The Garden Gnome Liberation Army
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500
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313697/31/2006
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Popomundo Messiah
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500
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307577/5/2006
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Melvin The Brave
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500
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307577/5/2006
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The Evil Gnome has a Posse
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500
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302066/12/2006
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158 Days (At The Top)
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500
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278953/8/2006
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Morning Wood
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500
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277563/2/2006
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Situnayake Bukake
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500
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265341/10/2006
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GOD SMACKING!
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500
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2592712/16/2005
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Niklas Gustavsson Eats Dog Food
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500
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2436910/12/2005
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I Made Bubba Eat His Soap
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500
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2415610/3/2005
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Niklas Gustavsson Wears Diapers
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500
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238159/19/2005
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Mae Fy Hofrenfad Yn Llawn O Lyswennod
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500
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234779/5/2005
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No Sleep 'Til Görky Park
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500
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232068/24/2005
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The Track That Was Later Deleted
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500
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229638/14/2005
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Légpárnás Hajóm Tele Van Angolnákkal
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500
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226668/2/2005
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Mia Kusenveturilo Estas Plena Da Angiloj
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500
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223837/21/2005
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Mea Navicula Pendens Anguillarum Plena Est
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500
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220447/7/2005
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(Michael Hopper) Burn In Hell
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500
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218296/28/2005
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My Skeertuig Is Vol Van Palinge
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500
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215626/17/2005
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Mit Svævefartøj Er Fuld Af Ål
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500
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210565/27/2005
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Moj Hoverkraft Je Pun Jegulja
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500
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208165/17/2005
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The Unladen Swallow (The Bridge of Death Part III)
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500
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192483/13/2005
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Red (The Bridge of Death Part II)
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500
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190773/5/2005
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Blue (The Bridge of Death Part I)
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500
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188762/25/2005
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Never Trust A Kissing Slut
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500
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185132/10/2005
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Pining For The Fiords
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500
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1743512/27/2004
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Gul Snö
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500
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1722012/18/2004
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Fetchez La Vache
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500
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1695112/7/2004
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And After The Spanking, The Oral Sex
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500
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1652011/19/2004
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A spanking! A spanking!
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500
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1630511/10/2004
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Oh, Wicked, Bad, Naughty, Evil Zoot!
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500
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1612311/2/2004
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Bad Bad Zoot!
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500
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1594510/26/2004
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Norwegian Blue
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500
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140538/8/2004
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Silly English Kniggits!
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500
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139538/4/2004
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Brave Sir Robin!
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500
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137857/28/2004
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Hairway To Steven
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500
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133897/11/2004
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Bring Out Your Dead
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500
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133147/8/2004
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The Eternal Quest for Shrubberies
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500
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132347/5/2004
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We are The Knights who say Ni!
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500
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123285/28/2004
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Stonehard Pöwer
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500
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122755/26/2004
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Our second song.
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500
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114164/20/2004
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Our first song.
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500
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114164/20/2004
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