P. Bastard
P. is 43 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at The Beer Keep.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Moja anakondica
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Song Details
Moja anakondica is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Allegro. The music is perfect and the lyrics are GOD SMACKING. The song was written 2/5/2010 by P. Bastard. The originality is terrific.
| Fame: |
54 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
20 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
2/5/2010 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed. |
Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Bass Guitar
Lead Vocals
Rapper
Turntable System
Special Lyrics
Moj miško baš je prljav i dlakav,
dug kad je tvrd a kad se spusti kratak,
onda piško treba malo sline,
da se opet anakonda digne.
Miško voli čudna mjesta,
manje široka a više tjesna,
istražuje prostore uske i duboke,
nema veze jel su žene, ovce il koke.
Kad se kupamo s patkicama u kadi,
neke čudne fore piško radi,
sav se smežura i srami,
baš se meni taj miško nešto gadi.
Znamo se igrat dok sjedimo na plaži,
kad vidi obline sav se navlaži,
digne glavu ko da traži,
možda miško oće nešto da nadraži.
A kad miško nađe neku rupu,
o ne, ne želi on nju suhu,
pa počne miško da brže izlazi i ulazi,
odupire se svakom trenju i vaginalnoj snazi.
Tad moja anakonda pjeva melodiju glasnu,
štrcajuć tekućinu masnu,
pa se miško umori,
i san ga svlada, ne može da se više bori.
Moj miško i ja, naše avanture,
upoznajemo zajedno mnoge cure,
volimo se jako,
ne do bog da ga netko zao tako.
Oštri predmeti i ostale fore,
moja dva prijatelja i anakonda toga se boje,
pa se uvuče u svoj oklop ko kornjača,
dok ga ponovno van ne navuče neka profuknjača.
Onda moja anakonda sikće i traži,
hoće da jebe iglava mu se vlaži,
probija znoj na čelo,
dok mu bridi cijelo tijelo.
Noge raširi neće puno da boli,
on samo želi da te voli,
omotaj svoju pipicu oko njega,
il će bit svega.
Ne bojte se moje anakonde gigantske,
stalno je gladan i ima u sebi krvi ciganske,
putuje svijetom i upravlja ovim imbecilom,
koji samo pati za novim thrillom i drilom.