P. Bastard
P. is 43 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY CHOOZ?!
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Song Details
WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY CHOOZ?! is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Largo. The music is earth shaking and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 11/3/2015 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
20 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
20 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
2/21/2016 |
Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Drums
Special Lyrics
I woke up,
drunk as a pirate,
I looked around,
no one here,
I got up,
the floor was cold,
but I'm a manly man,
this shouldn't bother me at all.
Well, once my feet began pattering,
like a penguin having a stroke,
I found out my chooz were gone.
I'll find the perpetrator,
I'll skin him for all he has,
why even bother stealing,
when my shoes aren't his size.
So who the fuck? Who the fuck stole my chooz?!
Were my favorite, and only pair,
I wanted to be buried in them,
but now I need to make a funeral instead.
Were you the one?
Speak... or diiieeee!!