J. Thorstensson
J. is 19 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Alstublieft.
J. is also known as "The Bible".
J. was last seen in Johannesburg before heading off on adventure.
J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.
📣 Reopening translator positions on the Bible :]
🌍 https://popmundo-bible.net
The songs of J.
Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.
Known Songs
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Popularity
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Composed
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Watching the sunset at Plouguerneau
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500
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1801297/20/2023
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That night when Ed Velez ruined my show
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500
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1785605/16/2023
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She's my Palindrome
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500
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1773293/25/2023
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Those Crypts Quite Look Like a Déjà Poo
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500
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1763432/12/2023
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I still remember your name, Hannih
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500
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1757981/20/2023
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Rhymin' and Stealin'
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500
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1670071/19/2022
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Pirate Lullaby for the Young Leonarrrr'
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500
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1667701/9/2022
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Three Feet in the Grave
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500
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1425214/5/2019
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I once ate a delightful rat in Stockholm
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500
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13125312/21/2017
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Celle qui faisait pipi sur le baron
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500
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12978810/21/2017
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J'EN AI POUR PLUS D'UNE BARRE DE FRINGUE
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500
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12953610/11/2017
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Fun is Bowling
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500
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1272827/9/2017
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Can we both just agree that we're lame?
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500
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1272327/7/2017
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Bailly Idol
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500
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1270156/28/2017
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That day I remained stuck in a chimney
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500
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1268956/23/2017
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The one who smells like rotten ravioli
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500
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1267166/15/2017
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L'incroyable épopée du punk à crocodile
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500
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1264556/4/2017
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BONJOUR SYD ÇA VA OU BIEN
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500
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1263595/31/2017
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The Pelican Whisperer
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500
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1252324/15/2017
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I wanna be your platypus
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500
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1252324/15/2017
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Yesterday, I woke up as Mickey Mouse
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500
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1252324/15/2017
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Buried under 739 boxes
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500
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1247683/26/2017
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42 Windows
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500
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1246013/19/2017
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The King Trout
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500
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1244293/12/2017
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My address book is full of dead people
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500
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1242553/5/2017
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AAaAaa.AaaAAaaAa.AA.A.AaAAaaaah ben oui.
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500
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1241733/1/2017
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I have five days left to find a title
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500
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1231891/19/2017
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I once told Houston Dean to fuck himself
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500
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1231891/19/2017
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Laurent Sémascule, 35 ans.
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500
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1231201/17/2017
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Montauk Hulteur
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500
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1229051/8/2017
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The Musician Mouse
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500
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1227581/1/2017
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Those Vertebrates With No Bones
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500
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12220912/10/2016
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la vi la mor tou né k1 tou
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500
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12190911/27/2016
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la vi la mor tou né k1 tou (acoustic)
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500
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1150282/14/2016
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Born on 55/3 and still in my twenties
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500
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11284711/15/2015
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Nineteen Years Made Me Forget Your Face
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500
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11284711/15/2015
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We all float down here
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500
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11284711/15/2015
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I put my faith into a platypus
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500
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1012427/20/2014
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Time Flies
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500
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1007526/30/2014
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She was called Maëlys Piel
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500
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999095/25/2014
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Lemurs ain't readers
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500
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978923/2/2014
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Last Night a D.J. Shaved My Ass
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500
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968851/19/2014
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Call me Uncle Hørgy
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500
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911375/25/2013
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OIUHB, I DRANK IT AGAIN!
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500
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905034/28/2013
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I called my son Jeffrey Scott
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500
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8753712/26/2012
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J'aurais deux nez, j'en laverais qu'un
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500
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8578310/14/2012
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Maëlys Piel
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500
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832727/1/2012
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Dieu merci, c'était une copie !
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500
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815214/19/2012
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On prend pas le bateau ?
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500
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815214/19/2012
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The Three Gold Saints
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500
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815214/19/2012
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CAPSLOCK HOLMES
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500
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814514/16/2012
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Iz a peur d'Isaac Rameau
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500
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760449/4/2011
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Monde de merde
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500
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725274/10/2011
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Les dinosaures partouzeurs de droite
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500
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724454/7/2011
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Le mec de droite
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500
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723944/5/2011
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La mousse au chocolat du patron
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500
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722363/29/2011
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Le ranch et ses pantalons de cuir
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500
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709802/5/2011
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Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
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500
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707431/26/2011
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La folie des hommes
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500
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6858210/28/2010
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Le putain d'énergumène
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500
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6807210/7/2010
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Le tunnel tout sombre qui sent pas très bon
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500
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6807210/7/2010
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Sur mon front y a pas marqué radio-réveil
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500
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675699/16/2010
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La chanson du petit clyclitse
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500
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667438/12/2010
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Les tricots de peau en polystyrène expansé
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500
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666628/9/2010
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Maëlys (d'avion)
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500
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636344/5/2010
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Abhorration
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500
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634463/28/2010
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Castelphoque
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500
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633943/26/2010
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Chokappanayagan
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500
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633053/22/2010
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Catcrab
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500
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631613/16/2010
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The Sixty-Ninth Jón's Song
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500
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629653/8/2010
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Carlyle/Time
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500
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628963/5/2010
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UN JOUR J'AI VU UN CHEVAL, MAIS IL ÉTAIT RATÉ.
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500
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626982/25/2010
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Nova, part 4: Synthesia
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500
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626172/22/2010
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Nova, part 3: Death
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500
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624642/15/2010
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Nova, part 2: Life
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500
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623392/10/2010
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Nova, part 1: Birth
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500
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622562/7/2010
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Untitled #11
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500
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615591/8/2010
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Untitled #12
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500
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614271/3/2010
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Untitled #6
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500
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6116812/23/2009
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Untitled #5
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500
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6011411/9/2009
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Untitled #2
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500
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5950710/15/2009
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Untitled #1
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500
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5938910/10/2009
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Stokkhólmur
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500
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5928010/6/2009
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Landsförräderi
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500
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586039/7/2009
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Untitled #8
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500
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559425/19/2009
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Fimmlagið
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500
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558355/15/2009
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Fjórirlagið
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500
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557135/10/2009
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Þrírlagið
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500
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555555/3/2009
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Tveirlagið
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500
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554394/28/2009
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A Night in Mourmansk / Walters Eezbak
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500
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552984/23/2009
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Entropy / Piel Eezbak
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500
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550934/14/2009
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Hypnotizing Hi-Dee / Fouchal Eezbak
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500
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549744/9/2009
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Mílanó
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500
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547083/29/2009
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Nýr Byrjun
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500
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545203/21/2009
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I HATE PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS WRITE IN CAPS
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500
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544083/17/2009
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Júní
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500
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542513/10/2009
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Diving into Gallants' Aura
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500
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540253/1/2009
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The Story of the Uncharismatic Laly Cantau
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500
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5226712/17/2008
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The Story of the Charismatic Burton Walters
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500
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5226712/17/2008
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T'es mort et c'est chouette
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500
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5188012/1/2008
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Le Numéro de Jacques
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500
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5186512/1/2008
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Philou fit loup
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500
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502199/23/2008
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Jag fjärt i min bad
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500
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491938/11/2008
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How I was collapsed by a fifty feet tall anus
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500
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474385/30/2008
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Shérafin' Lampion
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500
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472315/21/2008
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Jörgen Thorstensson's Twelveth Symphony
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500
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4366012/25/2007
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Last Meet
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500
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4351112/18/2007
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La chanson la plus classe du Monde
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500
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4337812/13/2007
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I will always Call you Jorg
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500
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4325012/8/2007
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Dispersion
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500
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4317712/5/2007
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Double-Glazed Salads
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500
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4311712/2/2007
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Funny Song
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500
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4311712/2/2007
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Spatial First Aid Snake
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500
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412909/17/2007
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Closed in a Bathroom
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500
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407448/25/2007
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Wouldn't You Have?
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500
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404918/15/2007
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Tribute to Maëlys
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500
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398897/21/2007
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Talk About You Pluto
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500
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378164/25/2007
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Star's Heart Beats
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500
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377404/22/2007
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Ed in Space
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500
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375794/15/2007
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Agoraphobic
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500
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373674/6/2007
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Hiroshima 45/Windows 95
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500
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370443/24/2007
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Ana Ax
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500
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367673/12/2007
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Chase me away and I'll eat you
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500
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366333/7/2007
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Audiotape
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500
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3483012/22/2006
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Title Like Feelings
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500
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3465312/14/2006
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Les Amoureux
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500
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3452612/9/2006
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The Journey
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500
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3444612/6/2006
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The Dolphin Song
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500
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3431011/30/2006
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The Ungreatest Song in the World
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500
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3366111/3/2006
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More Than Feelings
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500
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3345010/25/2006
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Angel Chondriac Dust
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500
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3316710/13/2006
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Feelings Gone
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500
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3298410/6/2006
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Flying Homesick Alien
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500
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327729/27/2006
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Dream/Forsaken
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500
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326129/20/2006
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Spirit Left
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500
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323429/9/2006
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Aisu Tii
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500
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317948/17/2006
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Kazam
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500
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312147/24/2006
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Lost in Thoughts
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500
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311097/20/2006
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