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Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 205 people. The local time and date is 9/29/2023, 10:41 PM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
17 1818249/29/2023 6Friday
18 1818489/30/2023 7Saturday
19 18187210/1/2023 1Sunday
20 18189610/2/2023 2Monday
21 18192010/3/2023 3Tuesday
22 18194410/4/2023 4Wednesday Return of the Kraken
23 18196810/5/2023 5Thursday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🌊 For a Hang Ten or just a tropical tan, be sure to visit Ilanga Beach!

🎻 New to the Popworld, but feeling lost? We're here to help you! Johannesburg Mentoring Programme

💟 Feeling ill? Be sure to visit J'burg City Hospital or check our thread - 1996807.1 - for doctors currently in the city!

🏫 Want to become a Jo'burg citizen, rent a flat - or any other bureaucratic stuff? Inkosi Indlu is the place to go! Also, be sure to check our Mayor's Office (2308981.1)!

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 For issues of marriage, adoption, parental matters or name change, check our Constitutional Court

✝️✡️☪️ Need a spiritual haven, looking for a marriage - or just passing by for the St Kobe Quest? The Desert Temple is the place to go! And if you're looking for ministers for your weddings, try checking our thread!

🦁 For herbs or just a stroll innature, visit our world-famous Kruger National Park!

🏀 Wanna play some B-ball or go skating? Do visit the Cradle of Humankind, home of the Kalahari Springboks!

FOR THOSE SPINNING THE WHEELS OF KOBE - Please check the Desert Temple's "note from management" section

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Night of the Living Dead is playing in Cannabis Sativa-Joburg at 9/30/2023, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Crazy Heart is playing in Tum Tum Pa |Joanes at 9/30/2023, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 97

City Top Charts