Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 860 people. The local time and date is 4/13/2025, 3:35 AM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
19 1953124/13/2025 1Sunday
20 1953364/14/2025 2Monday
21 1953604/15/2025 3Tuesday
22 1953844/16/2025 4Wednesday Return of the Kraken
23 1954084/17/2025 5Thursday
24 1954324/18/2025 6Friday
25 1954564/19/2025 7Saturday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🏛️ Mayor's & Treasurer's Thread: 2146351.1
⚖️ Chief Justice's Thread: 1759869.1
🚨 Chief of Police's Thread: 997318.1
💉 Feeling ill? Doctor's Thread: 1996807.1
City's Places:

💊 Psychology Clinic

🚔 Police Department

🌊 Ilanga Beach

🐇🏕️ Johannesburg Countryside

🛹🏀 Cradle of Humankind (Park)

🧟‍♀️🧟 Necropolis of Kalliope (Graveyard)

Desert Temple To pray, to get married, do the St. Kobe Quest or spinning the Wheels of Kobe

📙 Wits University

🏟️🎶 Festival Ground

Open Homes:

🏡 Jo'burg Jungle Gym (Mansion)

🏡 Rachel's Home Villa

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Double Trouble is playing in Trouble in Johannesburg at 4/13/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Trap Cartel is playing in Legalize It | JOH at 4/13/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Violencia doméstica is playing in Johannesburg violencia at 4/13/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 76
The Bragging Boys is playing in Tum Tum Pa |Joanes at 4/13/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
DYDRMNG is playing in Red Apple - Johannesburg at 4/13/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
We Can Live in Reverie is playing in Beep Bop Music |JOH| at 4/13/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Heavenly Reverie is playing in Hawx & Heineken l JOH at 4/13/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 11
自新大陆 is playing in Johannesburg CLA Club at 4/13/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100

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