Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 741 people. The local time and date is 3/4/2024, 4:05 AM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
6 1855923/4/2024 2Monday
7 1856163/5/2024 3Tuesday
8 1856403/6/2024 4Wednesday
9 1856643/7/2024 5Thursday The Big Bang
10 1856883/8/2024 6Friday Valentine's Day
11 1857123/9/2024 7Saturday
12 1857363/10/2024 1Sunday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🌊 For a Hang Ten or just a tropical tan, be sure to visit Ilanga Beach!

🎻 New to the Popworld, but feeling lost? We're here to help you! Johannesburg Mentoring Programme

💟 Feeling ill? Be sure to visit J'burg City Hospital or check our thread - 1996807.1 - for doctors currently in the city!

🏫 Want to become a Jo'burg citizen, rent a flat - or any other bureaucratic stuff? Inkosi Indlu is the place to go! Also, be sure to check our Mayor's Office (2308981.1)!

👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 For issues of marriage, adoption, parental matters or name change, check our Constitutional Court

✝️✡️☪️ Need a spiritual haven, looking for a marriage - or just passing by for the St Kobe Quest? The Desert Temple is the place to go! And if you're looking for ministers for your weddings, try checking our thread!

🦁 For herbs or just a stroll innature, visit our world-famous Kruger National Park!

🏀 Wanna play some B-ball or go skating? Do visit the Cradle of Humankind, home of the Kalahari Springboks!

FOR THOSE SPINNING THE WHEELS OF KOBE - Please check the Desert Temple's "note from management" section

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

Les Miserables is playing in Gangstah Blair Stadium at 3/4/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 60
Funkies Says is playing in Mephisto Punk | Johanes at 3/4/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
We Skipped The Light Fandango is playing in Bliss | FLA Johannesburg at 3/4/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
The Vampire Chronicles is playing in Gangstah Blair Stadium at 3/4/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 62
Catrina is playing in Batucada in Johannesburg at 3/4/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 75
winter's love is playing in Red Apple - Johannesburg at 3/4/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 47
The Sinners and the Saints is playing in Punk ≠ a hairstyle {Jo'b} at 3/4/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Kiss My Triad is playing in Kiss My Triad | JOH at 3/4/2024, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 94

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