Records

Releasing top selling records is an excellent way to climb high up in the artist rankings. In order to release a record you first have to record a couple of tracks and get a decent record contract with a record studio. You can work on two records at a time. Good luck!

Full Length Albums	Release	Review
Smegm is the new spam !	5980110/27/2009	40
The Last Splash ?	527471/6/2009	30
Premature Releases (It can Happen To All Of Us)	502489/24/2008	40
Why Do Burps Suddenly Appear ?	482297/2/2008	30
Who Shot The Cum ? (a murder mystery uncovered)	457113/19/2008	40
C-volution, a study in erotic politics	441961/16/2008	30
Pursuit of Perversion The Original Soundtrack	4267911/14/2007	40
Snugglemania !!!	411689/12/2007	30
Spank My Cumshots And Call Me Nigel !!!	391596/20/2007	30
Well Cum To The Pleasure Dome	374734/11/2007	40
cum-on-you-ni-ca-ti-on	357931/31/2007	30
The Incredible Swelling Man, Original Soundtrack	3361011/1/2006	30
When The Flesh Wraps : Dimensions in Intension	295645/16/2006	20
the sacred unification (2 become 1 to become 3)	2571912/7/2005	20
Porn For The People #1(The Debutant's Defloration)	200064/13/2005	10

Singles	Release	Review
Red Lights And Head Lights	5997111/3/2009	30
wiping off the residue	556045/5/2009	30
C For Yourself !	542623/10/2009	30
please release me let me go (for E Humperdinck)	539252/24/2009	30
Twinkle Twinkle Little Toes (The Ballet Bullet)	535892/10/2009	30
Testicular Gesticulars phase IV	5124411/5/2008	30
penile institution	5073610/15/2008	30
Paternal Adversary	5041010/1/2008	30
Penis Coladas & Cuba Libidas	488977/30/2008	40
For A Fistful of Hollers ...	488977/30/2008	30
Scented Honey Dripping From A Concrete Moon	487387/23/2008	40
The Angina Epilogues	483937/9/2008	30
The Penile System (old appendages hanging about)	482297/2/2008	30
Ratifacation of the Kobe Protocol NOW !!!	480356/24/2008	30
Squeeking Spring Symphony	480356/24/2008	30
Growing Pains and Throwing Planes	457103/19/2008	30
Back Door Bandits Shov' It And Cramm It ! ;p	453753/5/2008	30
The Birds and the C's	453673/5/2008	30
Dirk Diggler Was A Tiny Whimp	450392/20/2008	30
The Juicy Smutpeddler	448702/13/2008	40
Last one in the water get's the dog	441941/16/2008	30
The Myth of QumQuatch The Garlicwrench	4318412/5/2007	30
The Legend Of Azalroth The Corkscrew	4318412/5/2007	30
Who Ate The Chaperone ?	4302711/28/2007	30
Cum-a-sutra-karma-coma	4301611/28/2007	30
Lipstick Smeared Across a Broken Mirror	4267911/14/2007	40
The Wedding Album (Monogamy or monotony)	4185310/10/2007	30
the REXtra terREXtrial tREX	4167210/3/2007	30
Through The Pain To The Pleasure (A Virgin's Bliss	413379/19/2007	30
Excuse Me Miss There Is Something Up Your Shirt	411689/12/2007	30
Trust Me I Don't Know What I'm Doing	404968/15/2007	30
The Song Of The Baby Stork	404968/15/2007	30
XXXmas Time Is Here Again	401618/1/2007	30
Spank my ... oh well whatever	391656/20/2007	30
Spank My Soap On A Rope And Call Me Bubba !!!	391596/20/2007	30
Spank My Nigel And Call Me Hopper	391596/20/2007	30
Spank My Monkey And Call Me Jess !!!	391596/20/2007	30
Spank My Pterodactyl And Call Me Rex !!!	391596/20/2007	30
Spank My Tapir And Call Me Jonas	391596/20/2007	30
Abdominable Convulsions	374734/11/2007	30
T-Shirt-O-Saw-Dust-Rex	374734/11/2007	30
Juicy In The Sky With Diaphrams	374734/11/2007	30
Are You Being Servered ? (The 230 Show)	374734/11/2007	30
Cum-on-you-ni-ty-ser-vice	362962/21/2007	30
E- REX- IONS (The Art Of An Arce)	357931/31/2007	30
Cum-ical Affairs	357931/31/2007	30
Death Be-Cums Her	357931/31/2007	20
Big Hits and Naughty Bits	357931/31/2007	30
Let The Music Speak For Us(DVD)	3445412/6/2006	30
Guess Who's 'Cumming' For Dinner ?	3411511/22/2006	30
Ungabunga's Revenge, The Caveman Chronicles	3377511/8/2006	30
The Single Going Steady On The Double (DVD)	3337010/22/2006	30
Pink Chocolate & Other Hot Stuff	3291710/3/2006	30
Sexperimental Jock Strap, Flesh, and No Scars	322769/6/2006	30
The Lust Above & The Silent Trunk	309267/12/2006	30
Drop Outs and Pop Outs (bootleg)	299185/31/2006	20
The Guiding Light Blocking The Vision	296055/18/2006	20
Horizontal Events prt 2 The Fiction & The Fetish	289344/20/2006	20
The Horizontal Event : The Facts & The Fantasy	284293/30/2006	20
Getting High on The Tough Stuff : A tribute	280263/13/2006	20
To Wake Up With You After Dreaming Of You	2571912/7/2005	20
Promises Made Promises Kept : Hyping Katie !!!	2523911/17/2005	20
Two Ladies Part II : Nectar & Ambrosine	230378/17/2005	20
Two Ladies : The Fury And The Feast	228618/10/2005	20
Sucking Out The Last Bits (out takes and in takes)	217606/25/2005	10
The Remains Of The Day outtakes	217606/25/2005	10
The Generic Veneric Plague	217606/25/2005	20
The Hormonal Harmony Sessions	216636/21/2005	10
Abbreviations of Beautification	209675/23/2005	10
I wanna Be a VIP/King Of Cool : The Ego Manifesto	197454/2/2005	10
A Lo/Oh Heavely Me The Sin-phonic Single Sessions	190073/2/2005	10