You need recorded songs, also called tracks, if you're going to release records. To record a song a member of the band has composed, and create a track, you need to book a session in a recording studio. For best results you should pick one of the appropriate genre and with good quality.
| Tracks |
Recording |
Releases |
Rating |
| Hickory Dickory Dick |
5950710/15/2009 |
3  |
19 |
| Cow-a- bunga they keep gettin' yunga ! |
591569/30/2009 |
2 |
19 |
| the schlong song |
578988/9/2009 |
2 |
20 |
| A chihuahua is not a dog |
578758/8/2009 |
2 |
20 |
| No, that's not a pickle my dear ... |
537322/16/2009 |
2 |
20 |
| Holy Smoke! |
537112/15/2009 |
3 |
20 |
| Its Been Three Days |
536872/14/2009 |
2 |
20 |
| Fill The Floor |
536392/12/2009 |
3 |
21 |
| This Song Is Really Going To Suck ! |
536032/11/2009 |
2 |
21 |
| Don't Look In The Cubboard (Just Look In The Bed) |
535842/10/2009 |
3 |
20 |
| Four-letter Word |
5171011/24/2008 |
2 |
20 |
| Geriatric Profanity |
5163511/21/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Modesty |
5161511/20/2008 |
3 |
19 |
| Eureka !!!! |
5159911/19/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Autumn in Amsterdam |
5158611/19/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Who's That Dude Under The Hood (wanksta style) |
5157111/18/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Higgledy Piggledy |
5103910/27/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Darkest Before The Dawn |
5101510/26/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| WTF Are You Doing In My Dreams ?!@#$% |
500469/16/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| The Tower Of Illusions |
500349/15/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Hormonology 101 |
499989/14/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Animal training |
499149/10/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Lady Yuna's Song |
488447/28/2008 |
3 |
22 |
| so looong suckers ... (the Maggie Simpson Song) |
488167/27/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Beds are for Bouncing ! |
487967/26/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Instrumental Intermezzo |
487927/26/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| The audience is naked |
487847/25/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| doo the poo (the doggystyle floorfiller) |
487317/23/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| The Bigger The Cushin' The Better The Pushin' |
480246/24/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Another Inventive Nigel Cameron Songtitle ... |
479646/21/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| What Does this Button Do ? |
479486/20/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Meet Me In The Park (Shadows In The Dark) |
479396/20/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Theme from 'Asses Of Fire' (T&P are back !) |
479046/19/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Playing the Pink Oboe |
478926/18/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Crack Her Back, Snap Her Neck (the chiropractorgy) |
477786/13/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Big Ben (the man with the giant ding dong) |
477356/11/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Purple Liver Spot Zuchini |
456903/18/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Things That Go Hump In The Night |
456823/18/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Ouch |
453973/6/2008 |
3 |
19 |
| I Aint Never Gonna Be No Backdoor Bandit Dammit ! |
453713/5/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| A Spelunking, A Spelunking !!! |
452793/1/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Polish Girls are Easy |
451872/26/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Fingerlicking Good |
451792/26/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| The Jolly Spermwhale |
448082/11/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| The Ballad of the Lonely Seemen |
447882/10/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| The Grumpy Garden Hoe |
446552/4/2008 |
3 |
22 |
| Ew Ew Ew (The Porn For The Prudes Song) |
4373912/28/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| Song For Saint Kobe |
4350412/18/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| Scratching My Balls While Lighting A Fart |
4348812/18/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| I am perfect |
4317412/4/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Ode to Jack Masters, criminal mastermind |
4316712/4/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Don't cry for me, Melbourne |
4315212/4/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Hot Monkey Love (The Bonobo Song) |
4314312/3/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Girls On Film (Kill Duran Duran, Nigel Is Da Man) |
4302111/28/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| The "Cleaning Ketchup from my keyboard" song |
4264911/13/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Sex In The City |
4257911/10/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| Who Da Man ? (A Tribute To Ron Jeremy.. and not) |
4223010/26/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| What have I got in my pocket? |
4183110/9/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| Blame Connie !!! |
4182310/9/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| James & Brenda Sitting In A tree S.N.U.G.G.L.I.N.G |
4173210/5/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Don't dip your pen (in the company ink) |
415369/27/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Beer for life |
415209/27/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Dancing With The Scars |
414349/23/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| We Will We Will Snug You !! |
412789/16/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Slightly Less Inspired ? |
412329/15/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Porn For The People (the basic remix 2007) |
408428/29/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Like A Rat Up A Drainpipe |
406718/22/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Who thinks up these ridiculously long songtitles ? |
404528/13/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Mental Instrumental |
404288/12/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Me So Porny |
404128/11/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Working Girls On A Monday Morning |
403168/7/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Luigi's Humungos Schlong (a tribute) |
400477/27/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| A winker's song |
397907/16/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| We all love porn |
391626/20/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| 20-30-40-something go go go go go !!!!!!! |
391306/19/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Bouwvakker Op Kantoor |
389086/10/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| testing 1-2-3 |
386986/1/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Stars On 69 |
386625/30/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| The death of roleplaying |
386505/30/2007 |
3 |
18 |
| I'm writing this because my horoscope told me to |
386305/29/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Sperms Of Endearment |
386025/28/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Song for Gay |
385575/26/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Slow slow quicky quicky slow (the foxy strut) |
384485/22/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Debbie Is A Ho |
384195/20/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| SERVER 230 (oh I hate you so) |
374604/10/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Ode to a Special Lady |
372003/31/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Juicebox Pt 1 |
371763/30/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| The Horney Beast From The Minor East |
371643/29/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| I lack inspiration |
371243/27/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| The Seed Of Inspiration |
371043/27/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Dude, where's my lyrics? |
363582/23/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| I've got a dog |
363092/21/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Cum as you are |
362312/18/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Rex's Challenge (Drink The Weak) |
362112/17/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| "Not So Fast Jizzmaster Z" |
361392/14/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Pop Music is too repeptitive |
357321/28/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Servant |
357041/27/2007 |
3 |
16 |
| Sex, Cloggs 'n Rock 'n Roll (Tribute to the Dutch) |
356881/27/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| The Star Of Babylon |
356831/26/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| You, Me, & King NC (A Duet) |
356641/26/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Cover my songs, pay my royalties! |
356561/25/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| I'm gonna get me a railgun |
355171/19/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Sunday Morning Fever |
352981/10/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| The Goddess (A Witchess Chant For Love & Lust) |
3414911/23/2006 |
3 |
19 |
| First Impression Of An Obsession |
3408211/21/2006 |
3 |
20 |
| Gemini & Virgo |
3407411/20/2006 |
3 |
20 |
| ROCK HARD ! |
3403311/19/2006 |
3 |
19 |
| Up The Diggy With A Wah Wah Brush |
3349210/27/2006 |
3 |
18 |
| Kill & Fuck (The Neanderthal Anthem) |
3347610/26/2006 |
3 |
20 |
| Life for Lust |
3306710/9/2006 |
3 |
19 |
| Pink Chocolate |
326409/22/2006 |
3 |
19 |
| Porn For The People '06 Edition |
324879/15/2006 |
3 |
18 |
| Who the F*** Is Chuck Norris ??? |
322959/7/2006 |
3 |
20 |
| Sista from anotha mista |
322679/6/2006 |
3 |
19 |
| School 's in with a whole lotta bohemian love ! |
322519/5/2006 |
3 |
19 |
| Love Child (For Anna Lopez) |
308887/11/2006 |
3 |
18 |
| Connie Eat Your Balls |
308367/8/2006 |
3 |
17 |
| Michael Hopper Is Alive !!! |
295645/16/2006 |
3 |
18 |
| Accelerate !!! |
289164/19/2006 |
3 |
16 |
| The Horizontal Event Part I |
288844/18/2006 |
3 |
17 |
| The Bottom Line |
287964/14/2006 |
3 |
15 |
| Barbarella's Daughter |
283633/27/2006 |
3 |
16 |
| The Devil Went To Hyde Park (A Lessie Cochran jig) |
282923/24/2006 |
3 |
16 |
| Oink Oink Boink Boink |
280523/14/2006 |
3 |
14 |
| To Whom It May Concern (artsy fartsy up my ... !) |
279513/10/2006 |
3 |
13 |
| Tough Love (Please Hurt Me) |
279323/9/2006 |
3 |
14 |
| Higher love |
278123/4/2006 |
3 |
15 |
| An Introduction To Seduction |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
16 |
| Hot Ass (The Subway Song) |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
16 |
| Sit Com Girl (based on a true story !) |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
16 |
| The King Of Cool |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
9 |
| Porn For The People |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
9 |
| Thus Spoke Zarathustra about NIgel C !!! |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
9 |
| I Wanna Be A VIP radio edit |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
9 |
| Oh Heavenly Me Kama Sutra Mix |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
9 |
| A LO #1 |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
8 |
| N.I.G.E.L. C. Bonobo Mix |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
8 |
| Jessie's Hot Spot Freak Out Frenzy |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
9 |
| Just shoot #1 |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
10 |
| NC 17 Happy Birthday remix |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
9 |
| Porn For The People Album Mix |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
10 |
| Are You Ready For Your Close Up dedicated to Nat |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
15 |
| Dressed in black |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
13 |
| A Whole Lotta Rosemary ... |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
16 |
| Dudes In Thongs(Dedicated to the Jackass Crew +RH) |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
16 |
| Cum Fu Warriors of Shao Linga |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
16 |
| Katie Turnbull Queen Of Scandal |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
15 |
| The Earlie Bird Catches The Snake ... |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
16 |
| Hot Salsa (something sweet 'n spicy for JoJo) |
-175491601/1/0001 |
3 |
15 |