E. Simon
E. is 58 years old.
He is the Smooth Operator of Burgers, Lobster and Cash.
E. is also known as "Jack".
E. is located in Paris at Gangsta Fuckin'in love PA.
E. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.
Where else should my shotgun point at? Not its fault if you're so tall.*Makes his shotgun nod*
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| Game: The Great Heist |
| Points: 1125 |
| Days Active: 3095 days |
Latest Blog Post
Princess Birthday
It’s in the small, everyday things that I realize just how lucky I am to have you in my life. Like how a single raised eyebrow from you is all it takes for me to know a guard’s about to round the corner. Or how your impatience makes you shift your weight from one foot to the other when my lock-picking skills take too long. I get you and you get me.
Then there are those mornings I wake up late to find a warm cup of coffee on the bedside table, creamy heart-shaped swirls floating on top. I know you "borrowed" my wallet for your little shopping spree to make it happen—but honestly, can it even be called my wallet at this point?
It’s not just the unspoken moments that make me feel so blessed. It’s also how I sometimes catch you looking at me like I’m one of your most treasured possessions. You know you’re out of my league, right? Don’t roll your eyes at me—I mean it. You’re elegant, educated, and, as we’d say on the streets, insanely fucking hot. Me? I’m just a burger-loving criminal who somehow got lucky the day you agreed to team up with me.
And before you start piecing together a rebuttal to prove you are not, let me stop you here. I don’t care. I’m a criminal. I sold you a bill of goods, and you bought it. There will be no refunds, princess.
That said, it is your birthday and I do feel a little guilty. So, it feels like the right time to tell you that I might have stashed some gold bullion under the first-floor bathroom sink. Treat yourself.
Happy Birthday, Eva. Despite all the banter and teasing, I hope you know how special you are to me—and how completely in love I am with you.
P.S. The bullion stash will be moved. Don’t bother looking for it after tomorrow.
Posted 12/17/2024, 5:00 AM
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