M. Bastard

M. is 39 years old. She is the Lead Singer of The Petting Zoo. M. is also known as "Accordionista". M. is located in London at Cami Tops.

M. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Attitude Calm
State Normal
Mood 87
Health 100
Star Quality 38
Cash 9,859,929.70 M$
VIP Member
Game: Popmundo
Points: 2300
Days Active: 6955 days

Latest Blog Post

Season 34 is finito!

Yes, yes, it ended over a week ago, but I had some admin stuff to finish up.

Medals - all offered (and mostly accepted)!
Prize winnings - all distributed!

Now for a little break until it all starts up again.

In other news:

Oh, today I've been married to Phil Bastard for 58 years. Maybe I should get some flowers and stuff...


Off to poke him with a stick for my own amusement, cheerio!

Posted 10/8/2025, 1:00 AM

All characters in Popmundo are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.

Prominent Clothes & Tattoos

  • Left hand
    WWKD? (wristband)
  • Left arm
  • Right ankle
    Free Speech Forever
  • Left buttocks
    padded for comfort
  • Right arm
    [whisky bottle in a heart]

Note: Tattoos might be covered by clothing.