M. Bastard

M. is 34 years old. She is the Lead Singer of The Petting Zoo. M. is also known as "Accordionista". M. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

M. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Character Skills

Skills are an essential key to success. You normally gain new skills by reading books or attending university classes. Some skills can only be learned through special circumstances and events in the game however. After all, none of us learned how to walk by reading a book...

Characters can choose to keep some or all of their skills secret. The number of skills a character keeps secret can be seen at the bottom of the page.

Skill Level
Artistic
Basic Acting 50
Basic Art & Design 40
Basic Photography 50
Basic Sewing 0
Engraving 0
Graffiti Painting 50
Business
Accounting 50
Basic Economics 50
Basic Media Manipulation 50
Public Relations 50
Spin Doctor Mastery 50
Crafting
Agriculture 20
Baking 10
Basic Cooking 30
Cheesemaking 10
Distillation 10
Mixology 50
Criminal
Basic Stealth 0
Firemen
Basic Fire Fighting 50
Medicine
Basic Medicine 50
Pharmacology 50
Professional Medicine 40
Miscellaneous
Power Tools 10
Music
Basic Composing 50
Basic Lyrics 50
Basic Record Production 50
Composing Anthems 50
Composing Ballads 50
Composing Crowdpleasers 50
Composing Easy Listening 0
Composing Floorfillers 50
Composing Music for Musicians 50
Composing Simplistic Music 50
Composing Singalongs 50
Music Improvisation 50
Music Genre Skills
Blues 0
Classical 50
Country & Western 50
Electronica 50
Flamenco Music 50
Hip Hop 50
Jazz 50
Latin Music 50
Modern Rock 50
Pop 50
Punk Rock 50
Rhythm & Blues 0
Rock 0
World Music 0
Musical Instrument
Accordion 50
Backup Vocals 50
Basic Brass Instruments 0
Basic Keyboard Instruments 50
Basic Singing 50
Basic String Instruments 0
Didgeridoo 0
Lead Vocals 50
Nature & Resources
Advanced Botany 30
Basic Botany 50
Fishing 40
Paranormal Sciences
Paranormal Tracking Devices 0
Police
Basic Detective 10
Basic Fire Arms 40
Basic Law 50
Fingerprint recognition 0
Science
Advanced Pedagogy 20
Ancient History 30
Basic Engineering 50
Basic Psychology 50
Basic Science 10
Basic Teaching 30
Biochemistry 0
Chemistry 30
Environmental Engineering 50
Sexual
Sex 50
Social
Animal Training 10
Basic Comedy 50
Basic Illusionism 40
Basic Leadership 50
Basic Manners 50
Basic Party Planning 10
Basic Politics 50
Basic Sex Appeal 50
Basic Street-smartness 20
Parenthood 0
Professional Etiquette 50
Professional Rhetoric 50
Proper Drinking Habits 50
Rhetoric 50
Tantric Sex 50
Spiritual
Basic Astrology 30
Basic Religion 0
Sports
Aikido Mastery 50
Basic Martial Arts 50
Basic Racket Sports 20
Basic Skateboard 40
Basic Skiing 0
Basic Soccer 30
Basic Yoga 50
Surfing 50
Yoga Mastery 50
Stage & Performance
Audience Awareness 50
Basic Dancing 50
Basic Fashion 50
Basic Make Up 50
Basic Showmanship 50
Basic Special Effects 0
Erotic Dance 0
Professional Comedy 50
Professional Poetry 40
Professional Showmanship 50
Stagediving 50