J. Funk

J. is 25 years old. He is the Hacker of Fallen Angels. J. is also known as "Minister J". J. is located in London at Jabba’s Buffet & Catering.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Hill Street Heist

10
198847
9/7/2025

3921

Unravelled my first mystery!

10
197843
7/27/2025

10354

Soft Boiled

10
195486
4/20/2025

5021

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
195105
4/4/2025

42208

Hang Ten!

10
194265
2/28/2025

16423

Played the game 8 years

10
193873
2/12/2025

22578

The Flaming Tumbleweed

10
192803
12/29/2024

6940

Frostveil Madness of 144

10
192441
12/14/2024

9011

Rescued a Jailbird

20
191601
11/9/2024

3049

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
189729
8/23/2024

66590

Got married!

20
188382
6/28/2024

76674

Cantus Cactus Viginti

10
186702
4/19/2024

15531

Spirit of Christmas III

10
183727
12/17/2023

5668

Turned in 50 challenges

10
176785
3/3/2023

11193

Played the game 6 years

10
176379
2/14/2023

32300

Ready Player One

10
174100
11/11/2022

16092

Lunar Rescue

10
174100
11/11/2022

11278

The Tao of Willie

10
174046
11/8/2022

4040

The Zombie Dash Diamond

10
174043
11/8/2022

10998

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
172109
8/20/2022

40006

Winter Games Year 124

10
166354
12/23/2021

9086

Completed 500 Heists

50
164946
10/25/2021

1971

Participated in 100 activities

30
163856
9/10/2021

19281

8000 zombies killed

40
162485
7/15/2021

6319

4000 zombies killed

35
161238
5/24/2021

9644

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
159720
3/22/2021

2453

Visited the Shifty Underground Club

20
158936
2/17/2021

3195

Looking for Sevens!

10
158936
2/17/2021

3029

Played the game 4 years

10
158833
2/13/2021

47513

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
158224
1/18/2021

8226

High as a Kite

10
153508
7/6/2020

12394

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
147885
11/14/2019

9627

High Times

10
144100
6/10/2019

36953

Corporate Espionage

10
142672
4/11/2019

4580

Played the game 2 years

10
141316
2/14/2019

71099

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
140255
12/31/2018

9881

The Office

10
139400
11/26/2018

7135

Pharmaceutical Felony

10
139366
11/24/2018

5006

Played the game 1 year

10
139334
11/23/2018

89601

Played the game 1 month

10
139334
11/23/2018

141684

Played the game 1 week

10
139334
11/23/2018

155032

Turned in 25 challenges

10
136984
8/17/2018

18633

Joined a Social Club

10
136578
7/31/2018

141278

Kill the Kraken!

10
133728
4/4/2018

13361

Participated in 25 activities

20
132372
2/6/2018

41675

Knowledge is Power

20
131913
1/18/2018

73495

His Master's Voice

10
131531
1/2/2018

7312

Became a parent for the first time

20
131372
12/26/2017

99441

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
131190
12/19/2017

49420

5000 days!

10
131003
12/11/2017

56186

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
130800
12/3/2017

11009

The Blizzard of 98

10
130753
12/1/2017

10256

Under the Radar II

20
130610
11/25/2017

4501

The Bank Job

10
130610
11/25/2017

4667

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
129939
10/28/2017

36242

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award

20
129489
10/9/2017

3270

Threw Down the Gauntlet

10
129450
10/7/2017

5840

Going Postal

10
129286
9/30/2017

7415

Killed 2000 zombies

30
129169
9/26/2017

14882

Killed 1000 zombies

25
129167
9/25/2017

20179

Killed 500 zombies

20
129165
9/25/2017

25852

Killed 100 zombies

15
129164
9/25/2017

41152

Killed my first zombie

10
129164
9/25/2017

70229

Four correct numbers in the city lottery

10
128639
9/3/2017

7462

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
128524
8/30/2017

18476

Completed 100 Heists

20
128520
8/30/2017

6193

Played the city lottery

10
128372
8/23/2017

74295

The Hoff

10
127755
7/29/2017

30276

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127367
7/12/2017

21765

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
126968
6/26/2017

24450

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126802
6/19/2017

60888

Turned in 10 challenges

10
126572
6/9/2017

29208

Crashed a release party

10
126327
5/30/2017

40511

Wanted Criminal

10
125815
5/9/2017

12307

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
125665
5/3/2017

17850

Tomb Raider

10
125665
5/3/2017

4382

Turned in 5 challenges

10
125543
4/27/2017

37771

Attended a release party

10
125420
4/22/2017

42560

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
125367
4/20/2017

18612

Participated in 5 activities

10
125143
4/11/2017

70373

Celebrated New Year

10
124975
4/4/2017

492972

Know when to fold 'em

10
124857
3/30/2017

17695

Celebrated Halloween

10
124789
3/27/2017

548687

320GB

10
124710
3/24/2017

9695

Under the Radar III

30
124709
3/24/2017

6974

Ma Baker's Pride

20
124709
3/24/2017

6988

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
124709
3/24/2017

6876

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
124690
3/23/2017

19607

Completed 10 Heists

10
124636
3/21/2017

11826

Broke out of jail

20
124596
3/19/2017

9900

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
124593
3/19/2017

30512

Walked Through the Forest

15
124584
3/19/2017

98240

Braille Receipt

10
124541
3/17/2017

7447

Turned in my first challenge

10
124497
3/15/2017

63653

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
124456
3/13/2017

487329

Under the Radar

10
124423
3/12/2017

18672

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
124423
3/12/2017

14494

Completed My First Heist

10
124423
3/12/2017

23535

Became VIP

10
124158
3/1/2017

184989

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
123882
2/17/2017

251660

The Blizzard of 91

10
123874
2/17/2017

12364

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
123794
2/14/2017

1017573

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
123785
2/13/2017

36013

Know when to hold 'em

10
123785
2/13/2017

37647

Completed my first guide

10
123785
2/13/2017

235204