J. Funk

J. is 28 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Fallen Angels. J. is also known as "Minister J". J. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

I heard that! *didn't but plan on bribing Jessica to know more*

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Soft Boiled
10		 195486
4/20/2025
4931

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 195105
4/4/2025
41631

Hang Ten!
10		 194265
2/28/2025
15916

Played the game 8 years
10		 193873
2/12/2025
21748

The Flaming Tumbleweed
10		 192803
12/29/2024
6940

Frostveil Madness of 144
10		 192441
12/14/2024
9011

Rescued a Jailbird
20		 191601
11/9/2024
2951

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 189729
8/23/2024
65831

Got married!
20		 188382
6/28/2024
75902

Cantus Cactus Viginti
10		 186702
4/19/2024
15531

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183727
12/17/2023
5668

Turned in 50 challenges
10		 176785
3/3/2023
10852

Played the game 6 years
10		 176379
2/14/2023
31339

Ready Player One
10		 174100
11/11/2022
15452

Lunar Rescue
10		 174100
11/11/2022
10545

The Tao of Willie
10		 174046
11/8/2022
3837

The Zombie Dash Diamond
10		 174043
11/8/2022
10313

Released a rabbit into the wild!
5		 172109
8/20/2022
39261

Winter Games Year 124
10		 166354
12/23/2021
9086

Completed 500 Heists
50		 164946
10/25/2021
1904

Participated in 100 activities
30		 163856
9/10/2021
18931

8000 zombies killed
40		 162485
7/15/2021
6123

4000 zombies killed
35		 161238
5/24/2021
9403

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 159720
3/22/2021
2368

Visited the Shifty Underground Club
20		 158936
2/17/2021
3051

Looking for Sevens!
10		 158936
2/17/2021
2886

Played the game 4 years
10		 158833
2/13/2021
46179

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra
10		 158224
1/18/2021
7988

High as a Kite
10		 153508
7/6/2020
11971

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 147885
11/14/2019
9361

High Times
10		 144100
6/10/2019
35830

Corporate Espionage
10		 142672
4/11/2019
4403

Played the game 2 years
10		 141316
2/14/2019
69721

The Christmas Thief of 104
10		 140255
12/31/2018
9881

The Office
10		 139400
11/26/2018
6897

Pharmaceutical Felony
10		 139366
11/24/2018
4810

Played the game 1 year
10		 139334
11/23/2018
87330

Played the game 1 month
10		 139334
11/23/2018
138510

Played the game 1 week
10		 139334
11/23/2018
151554

Turned in 25 challenges
10		 136984
8/17/2018
18099

Joined a Social Club
10		 136578
7/31/2018
140023

Kill the Kraken!
10		 133728
4/4/2018
13152

Participated in 25 activities
20		 132372
2/6/2018
41054

Knowledge is Power
20		 131913
1/18/2018
72545

His Master's Voice
10		 131531
1/2/2018
7041

Became a parent for the first time
20		 131372
12/26/2017
98764

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 131190
12/19/2017
48804

5000 days!
10		 131003
12/11/2017
55123

Mastered the Kobe Sutra
10		 130800
12/3/2017
10753

The Blizzard of 98
10		 130753
12/1/2017
10256

Under the Radar II
20		 130610
11/25/2017
4314

The Bank Job
10		 130610
11/25/2017
4477

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 129939
10/28/2017
35959

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award
20		 129489
10/9/2017
3137

Threw Down the Gauntlet
10		 129450
10/7/2017
5696

Going Postal
10		 129286
9/30/2017
7155

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 129169
9/26/2017
14619

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 129167
9/25/2017
19868

Killed 500 zombies
20		 129165
9/25/2017
25519

Killed 100 zombies
15		 129164
9/25/2017
40792

Killed my first zombie
10		 129164
9/25/2017
69836

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 128639
9/3/2017
7304

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128524
8/30/2017
18043

Completed 100 Heists
20		 128520
8/30/2017
5968

Played the city lottery
10		 128372
8/23/2017
73060

The Hoff
10		 127755
7/29/2017
29690

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127367
7/12/2017
21268

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 126968
6/26/2017
23851

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126802
6/19/2017
59635

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 126572
6/9/2017
28544

Crashed a release party
10		 126327
5/30/2017
39755

Wanted Criminal
10		 125815
5/9/2017
12036

Escaped the long arm of the law.
10		 125665
5/3/2017
17547

Tomb Raider
10		 125665
5/3/2017
4277

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 125543
4/27/2017
37007

Attended a release party
10		 125420
4/22/2017
41864

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
10		 125367
4/20/2017
18286

Participated in 5 activities
10		 125143
4/11/2017
69378

Celebrated New Year
10		 124975
4/4/2017
491463

Know when to fold 'em
10		 124857
3/30/2017
17333

Celebrated Halloween
10		 124789
3/27/2017
547158

320GB
10		 124710
3/24/2017
9401

Under the Radar III
30		 124709
3/24/2017
6731

Ma Baker's Pride
20		 124709
3/24/2017
6742

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum
10		 124709
3/24/2017
6639

Reached my Hand Limit.
10		 124690
3/23/2017
19212

Completed 10 Heists
10		 124636
3/21/2017
11518

Broke out of jail
20		 124596
3/19/2017
9614

Do not pass go, do not collect $200
10		 124593
3/19/2017
29966

Walked Through the Forest
15		 124584
3/19/2017
97613

Braille Receipt
10		 124541
3/17/2017
7238

Turned in my first challenge
10		 124497
3/15/2017
62542

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 124456
3/13/2017
485927

Under the Radar
10		 124423
3/12/2017
18247

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!
10		 124423
3/12/2017
14132

Completed My First Heist
10		 124423
3/12/2017
23072

Became VIP
10		 124158
3/1/2017
183364

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 123882
2/17/2017
250497

The Blizzard of 91
10		 123874
2/17/2017
12364

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 123794
2/14/2017
1015737

In Ma Baker We Trust
10		 123785
2/13/2017
35403

Know when to hold 'em
10		 123785
2/13/2017
36978

Completed my first guide
10		 123785
2/13/2017
232917