J. Funk
J. is 30 years old.
He is the Cat Burglar of Fallen Angels.
J. is also known as "Minister J".
J. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.
J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.
Let me tuck my belly so you can have a better look.🤭
[PM is shocked. Windmill emoji do not exist]
A Perfect World
J. refuses to have anything to do with PVP crime in this world. J. refuses to own or trade stolen goods.
Criminal Record
This is a summary of J.'s criminal record.
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Date
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Crime
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Incarceration |
City |
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1679272/26/2022
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Post Office Robbery
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Escaped!
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London
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1677462/19/2022
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Bank Robbery
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Escaped!
|
London
|
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1642269/25/2021
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Corporate Espionage
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
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1639199/12/2021
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Art Theft
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
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1636339/1/2021
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Post Office Robbery
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2 days
|
London
|
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1634248/23/2021
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Corporate Espionage
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Escaped!
|
Barcelona
|
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1632918/17/2021
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Corporate Espionage
|
Escaped!
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Barcelona
|
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1631308/11/2021
|
Hotel Robbery
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
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1630348/7/2021
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Hotel Robbery
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2 days
|
London
|
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1619906/24/2021
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Tampering with Evidence
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Escaped!
|
Porto
|
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1546628/23/2020
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Temple Intrusion
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Escaped!
|
London
|
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1539667/25/2020
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Tampering with Evidence
|
Escaped!
|
Vilnius
|
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1425914/8/2019
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Art Theft
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Escaped!
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Nashville
|
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1368498/12/2018
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Tampering with Evidence
|
Escaped!
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New York
|
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1349305/24/2018
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Prison Break
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Escaped!
|
London
|
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1349045/23/2018
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Hotel Robbery
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
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1287629/9/2017
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Bank Robbery
|
Escaped!
|
London
|
|
1257905/8/2017
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Art Theft
|
Escaped!
|
Tromsø
|
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1245933/19/2017
|
Bank Robbery
|
Escaped!
|
Moscow
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